Nelli Roono wet tee

it’s not that there’s a lack of news going on in the Big Boob Blogosphere at the moment, and I hope it doesn’t suggest that there’s a tendency to merely report residual or repetitive content, but rather I feel that this lady is so impressive, so big-chested, so unique that anything revolving around the “NR-cup” sized model Nelli Roono I immediately feel ethically responsible to write about! I’m hoping to make up for lapses this past week in posting with some new features and additions to the overall architecture of this blog, but for the time being enjoy this new video from Boobs.pl which shows Nelli in a slowly wetting tee-shirt, the oils penetrating the fabric poured from some off-screen hand-and-bottle, putting you and me in a very real voyeuristic position – hey, I like to watch okay!

So sit back and watch in wonder, while we collectively gawk and wait for Nelli to eventually remove her top and expose those massive wonders. My criticisms of her previous video have been voided with the release of this video, I will absolutely settle for an oil-wet tee whose sheer just barely exposes her nipples and contours the ripples in her breasts as she sways them back and forth and back and oh my god just watch!

Video:

click here to see Nelli Roono at BustyPL

Nelli Roono slow-mo

I reported on her over a month back, and she’s already made the rounds all over the boob-blogosphere, but can you say “Hiboobs”? No one does video of boobs like hiboobs! It’s our dedication, our perseverance, our understanding that sometimes pictures just aren’t enough (especially considering the very nature of breasts, to flow, sway, flop, be squeezed, droop, and smack together!).

As such I present you with this little treat, a 30-second teaser (from a 5:30 clip!) of the new sensation Nelli Roono, whom I still suspect to be an elite member of the JJ club.

My only criticism of the clip is that while I can appreciate the thought of having Nelli in my bed, on her back, tits swaying whichever way the motion of the ocean decides, I would have much rather appreciated more of her upright, walking around the room, teasing the camera face-on. There are a couple of takes of her doing such, but they’re too rough and quick, and the camerawork a bit awkward. I’m sure the fine folk at BustyPL will do her justice – what can I say I’m eager for what I’m eager for, and I want more of Nelli towering above me, leaning over me, smothering me with her breasts (what can I say I’m a fetishist!).

click here to see Nelli Roono at BustyPL

Jolie, an amateur, a redhead, a tale

Everytime I think that Score simply enforce their own big boob status quo and aren’t willing to support any amateur alternative, something that speaks to the lesser kind of folk like me, they remind me as to why their empire is so vast and their depth so unmatched. Case in point: Jolie Rain is a total amateur, this is her first time on camera, and she gets exactly what she wants, a good hard pounding in the cab of a motor home! Jolie’s sexual appetite is amplified by motor vehicles – “There’s just something about sucking a man’s cock in a car that is so hot and sexy that I feel like there’s electricity flowing through my pussy.” she says – and you can tell she feels extremely comfortable in the confines of this mobile home on wheels!

But Score, how did you manage to hit this nail so hard on the head? Jolie reminds me of an ex-girlfriend of mine, it’s uncanny! The names aren’t too dis-similar, both starting with a J and ending with an e; same deep red hair (although my ex’s was more wavy); similar breasts size, Jolie being a 32DD, my ex fluctuated between 32DD and 34D; same big smile and who gasped for air when you sucked on her nipples; speaking of nipples, similar piercings, simple barbells that easily enhance what the fingers and tongue have to play with (my ex got one nipple pierced the week before we separated, to try it out, but quickly removed it because she got “scared”); but perhaps most-intriguingly is Jolie’s exclamation while riding this guy’s cock and grunting, “I really needed this,” almost some of the exact same last words my ex declared to me while we fucked our brains out in a last-ditch effort to salvage our relationship. And honestly I don’t remember what went wrong that night, just that it ended with her slamming her apartment door in my face. Oh well, such is life – thanks for the memories!

the same clinched teeth

followed by the same gasp, ohhhhhh!

See, and hear, what I’m talking about:

did you get those tickets?

to the BIG BOOB SUMMIT?

That’s right, there’s a summit of some of the thickest framed and biggest boobed chocolate-skinned ladies around, and the chairwoman of the event is the monumentally-stacked 38Q BBW Jenny Hill!

I don’t know where it is but I’m headed there, right now! I don’t know how much it costs, but I’ll pay! I don’t know who is invited… well actually I do, and the list includes: Jenny Hill, Simone Fox (61F), Ms Diva, Summer Lashay (44JJ) and others. I don’t need to tell you that we’re already talking about more tit-weight than my very own body weight! These ladies’ tits are BIG, and they’re even BIGGER! Any one of these women would probably crush your average man, his sexual training unable to handle the sheer force of any of these – let alone all of these – stacked ladies. We’re talking about thick-framed big-butt broads with full lips, big smiles, chocolate skin, pink pussies and boobs that easily justify the expression more-than-a-handful! What I wouldn’t give to be buck-wild on that couch right about now!

Have a look for yourself, watch this teaser video:

Kim Eternity today?

Could it be? Is it true?

If there’s any possibility that these are recent photos, then she’s living up to her name! She broke into the biz as Kim Hines. These days she’s known by Kim Eternity, a cognomen that suggests either she planned to be active for a long time, or at the very least knew her unique form – a thick frame with a plump ass topped off with full 44DDD tits decorated with dark-brown areola – would reside in the hearts, minds, and groin region of many men for several generations.

If these images, stamped 2008 and released late last month, are her today, then she hasn’t lost any of her zest, nor any of her sex appeal for that matter! In her mid-30s now, she’s as full-framed and fuckable as ever, and you can see it in her eyes as she spreads wide her labia minora that she’s a very likely candidate for my Sex on Legs award! However BigBraOwners got her to come out of the woodwork, I’m thankful! And hopefully the coming months will see more of Kim Eternity, a big tit legend eternal!

Subgirlie window washing

To continue my recent streak (pun intended – think carwash and soap suds) of wiping down surfaces with ginormous double-Ds or larger, I thought I’d offer up this one free of charge, culled from the vault that is my archives chock-full of big boob porn.

This, a video of the now-legendary, almost mythical, Subgirlie, one of the first did-it-herself models (circa the same time as Busty Kathi, my premiere blog subject) who really built up a dedicated following for her not-only ample breasts but especially for her ultra-wide 6″ diameter areolas – there was also her charming smile, general good looks and obvious upbeat personality, but let’s be honest here, fans appreciated her for her tits!

And you’ll see why, below. A video (she was quite prolific, producing a fair number of image sets, but she compressed video quite well too!) simply titled “windowwashing”, considers what would happen if subgirlie was stuck without a squeegee and wanted to remove some streaks from her window. Sure she had a sponge, but as it would turn out the best way to wipe down the most surface area was with her big chest:

Kitchen Duties

The kitchen has to easily be one of the more-neglected areas of erotic participation or even contemplation. Of course while I say that I have to remind myself that I recently blogged about Wendy from XX-Cel which features her splayed out across a kitchen counter, her pendulous breasts looking back at the camera! Still, the kitchen, for whatever reasons, is simply not given as much consideration as other areas of the domicile when it comes to stripping bare, let alone doing the nasty. The more obvious choices include the porch out back, the shower stall, or the king, rather queen of conception: the bedroom (or if you’re Canadian it’s doggy style in front of the television set so you can both watch the hockey game!). But I do wish the kitchen was explored a little more creatively, it’s cabinets metaphorically full of ideas! Don’t get me wrong I’m no food fetishist, but I see no reason not to utilize the kitchen as a sexy space just like any other – cooking oils, body fluids and soap suds, it’s all just liquid! What’s the big deal?

Speaking of soap suds, the past 24 hours have been full of soap suds (see previous post). Well now I’m going to bring those suds indoors, and hover around the kitchen sink for a few.

Even though we’re only a third through the year, I think it’s safe to say that Cheron may easily be the top new find of 2008. It’s the combination of her otherwise small frame, skinny arms, very-ladylike hands, and full hips, topped off with those massive 32K breasts of hers that will truly be hard to beat in the months ahead.

While doing the washing up, she accidentally spills some soapwater on her shirt – whoops! No doubt the chill of the water helps her nipples start to poke through, and with her shirt wet you can easily measure a foot of cleavage. Who else can top these orange melons right now, really?