our Miss June, tough choices

Unfortunately not “tough” like last month when we had two stacked ladies to choose from and settled on a two-way tie, pleasing the retro-fan in all of us as well as notching a more-contemporary selection. Unfortunately not tough choices like those.

It seems as the months get warmer and womens’ clothing layers get thinner and thinner on the streets, revealing more and more layers of epidermis – skin, flesh! – that the inner folds of Playboy opted for smaller and smaller breasts. Maybe they’re easier to stuff into a bikinis – being as that there’s nothing to stuff – but it’s the opinion of this blogger that every month needs its options! But June is un-diverse in the eyes of PB’s photo editors: there’s even a near-20-year dry spell from 1977 to 1996 where none of the models for June size above a BB/C cup, with most in the B range! How shameful!

at least 1977 saw Virve Reid (36-22-32) in the centerfold, idolized for her then-girl-now-MILF-nextdoor look, soft pale skin, and innocent appearance whose eyes read as sexually insatiable:

and 1996 featured the towering Amazon Karin Taylor (34-24-34), who might have only been a 34C at best, but on that thin-n-tall frame (5’9″, 123lbs) meant you got your bang for your buck!

I think it’s safe to say between these two the choice is obvious: Virve Reid is the winner! We know the above image isn’t too much to look at, so click here for a full-size version and we think once you get a closer look you’ll agree! plus, mathematically speaking, 36 beats 34 anyday! hah!

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