our miss (belated) July – more tough honkers

I’m terribly disappointed with you July!

A month of otherwise scantily clad women on the streets, with plenty of tit-flesh and cleavage to gawk at, and Playboy’s selection of July playmates for me to choose the most busty and desirable one from is seriously un-stacked in options! Terribly disappointed!

The historical options are so thin in fact, that I am forced to choose – by statistical data alone – Tiffany Selby, who was only playmated this time last year.

July 2007′s playmate is on record as being a 34D-cup, but her breasts seem so fluid and un-dense that they simply sulk into her bodyframe whenever she lies down, they don’t bulge up and out the way a breast fetishist would enjoy!

The 70s and most of the 80s at Playboy saw the July playmates become increasingly anorexic-like and their poses increasingly concerned with glam-rock hairstyles and the buttocks (for lack of anything else to drool over), as well as employing at times an excessive use of white space or useless props and scenery – damnit I want to look at the woman! Still, in the timeline there were two other playmates which proved noteworthy:

Carrie Enwright (1963) on the left, and Lynda Wiesmeier (1982) on the right, a near-20-year spread showing that puffy torpedo tits will never go out of style! They might only be C-cups at best, but when breasts have that optical illusion going for them and protrude from the body like so, they are remarkably seductive indeed!

Till next month (hope you weren’t as disappointed as I – this is a breast blog afterall).

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