our Miss August, odds against
I set about on this mission of selecting a busty playmate every month, respective to that new month, with the belief that with Playboy’s extensive archives I would be able to select someone – at least one – with a sizable bust every month! But it would seem the odds are working against me. As soon as the warmer months rolled around, it would seem Playboy’s selections tend to get thinner and thinner, and in accord less chesty. June and July were terribly tough months to choose. But August is by far the most difficult, there not being a single selection in Playboy’s August archives that in my assessment measure above a C cup, and only a select few at that.
Furthermore I now think they’re lying to me! Hah! Last year’s August playmate, Tamara Sky, is profiled at being a 33D. Now, I don’t know how I’m expected to believe this, but clearly she is nowhere near a D cup in my hands:
36 is the number by which I measure body stats against. For both chest and hips. I personally know the measure of a 36B, 36C, and the difference between those and a 36D, with most of my own girlfriends being 36DD or larger; with 36 I believe being the “popular” standard against which everybody is measured in relation to. Maybe numbers below 36 are somehow measured different in relation to cup-size, so that you can associate larger chest sizes on smaller frames, but it’s pretty obvious even being listed as a D cup, Tamara is more sought after for her ass than her tits:
I guess my expectations were high (and fooled!), when I set about on this playmate-bust-quest, beginning with the monumentally-stacked 34DDD Miriam Gonzalez. Miss May also made it interesting, being able to go further back in time and include the triple-D and torpedo-titted Marilyn Lange! Ever since then, however, my options have been on the decline. Even while Playboy have recently profiled the 28DDD and nipple-pierced September Carrino, and have a fair selection of Busty Babes to drool over, they seem hard-pressed to select a chesty playmate – the thinner, average bust size apparently being the only suitable candidates. At least I know I have November to look forward to!
postscript: you could add up the bust size of all the playmates from this millennia, and even then not compare to the overwhelming bust of some of the models discussed here (notably the busty Brazilian Cheron and her 32K naturals!)
