a quick message to my readers

I’m sure frequent visitors to this blog will have noticed a recent drop-off in content. Some recent and unexpected family health issues have caused this, and it could be up to another month before I get settled back down and find the time to start posting again. Fear not, everything is fine, but I will be down and out for a while. I guarantee you all though, when I return I’ll return with more tits than you can shake your dick-stick at. Seriously. I’ve been busy behind the scenes. Have a couple interviews lined up even, and some new-found ways to promote content. I hope it’ll be worth the wait.

Thanks for visiting, and I’ll return soon.

goodbye all Sunday pervs

I woke up with a call to arms for identifying an unknown boober, so I thought it only appropriate to close out my evening (I’m heading to the pub now with me mates – yes, on a Sunday, yes, we’re alcoholics!) with another call, who is she:

This is a pair of tits the type I look forward to spending many an evening with: firm, upright, dense, on a slender form with longer-than-average arms and legs, that retro hairstyle and seductive smile, her rump kicked back slightly from her own tip-toe stance, a flat stomach which only exaggerates her bust, which I put at a 36D. Like my previous post, this one was found on a Russian blog also, which is only making me realize how much big boob porn is out there that I’ll likely never, really, know about. Maybe you do, if so, please leave a comment with info!

And yes, there’s a bit more of her:

calling all Sunday pervs

Attention all Sunday pervs! Attention!

Yes, it’s true, I’m up at 7am and looking at porn this early. The real question is why aren’t you doing the same? No seriously I had a long night and I think I can still hear the sound system thumping in my head. But I wrote a reminder to myself to remind myself [sic] about this one. It should have been a Friday Find. But like I mentioned now it’s Sunday. Either way, who is she? Does anybody know?

I can’t even remember where this one came from. I think it was from some Russian blog, so chances are she’s some performer from the Old Country (I’m not Russian, but all of those countries waaaay over there are the Old Country!). I love the juxtaposition of the large studded shoe-chair next to the large babe with the large shoes. Great fetishist combo! And her red coordination is downright sexy!

I know I know she has more around her waist than she does up top, but her rump appears perfectly round and smooth, and with those nipples nearly hanging down to her belly button and pointing straight down, I guess I have this vision of her sitting on me, crushing me, and the view from below of her weight in motion. Hey, I’m a fetishist, damnit!

speaking of booty

Speaking of Booty (whoah! capital B! that must be a biiiiig Butt!), Anna Carlene is showing up all over the scene lately. She broke in last year as Billie Bombs and has since been picked up for her impressive 38″ thunder thighs as well as her impressively stacked 34E tits! Yup, 34E! An impressive and truly unique form!

Combined with her inclination to stick dildos of various makes and models inside of herself, and her always-clinched teeth (lord knows what she’s thinking of nibbling on) it’s no surprise why she’s won over a slew of fans in recent months:

 

Can you see now why people say they like her?

Elke the Stallion

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “I’m a breast man, but god damn!”

My original post which called for the above expression was of course about Bianca Beauchamp, who sports a pair of perky 32DDs. This time around, meet Elke! Elke’s assets clearly bubble below her waist, but she does have a pair of nuggets measuring in at 36C, which isn’t exactly complaining (36c-27-44 to be precise!). But yes clearly her marketability measures up around her massive 44 inch butt and thighs – the equivalent up top being Kim Eternity’s 44DDDs or even more impressive Rose Valentina’s massive 44HHHs!! It’s only unfortunate she doesn’t get a little more revealing and explicit. You can already tell she has very very… very small nipples, given that her areola barely span the width of her suspenders! Which I think would be the perfect contrast to all of that flesh. But the photography is spot-on, the outfits are choice, and this Germanic and Black/Latino mixed lass speaks at least three languages, which let’s face it is downright sexy!

 

Emiko, a new breed entirely

Thought I’d make up for the same-ol’ same-ol’ content of my previous post by introducing you to Emiko, a truly unique augmented Asian sinsation. There isn’t too much I have on her yet, but you can clearly see her bony structure is accented by some seriously impressive, dense, and erect breasts. I can only imagine her facial expressiveness in the sack, and the things she would be willing to do to please. Groooowll!

 

Thai outside, succulent pink inside. (Actually I think she’s Japanese.)

Like I said, bony structure, erect tits. Imagine pounding Emiko from behind and her no-ass bones bumping up against you, and those nipples of hers pointing straight down! Wow.

Rachel Aldana’s new groove

you’ll start seeing this one really flood the boob blog arena as webmasters catch wind of a new site to promote, this time the official website of 32K-cup model extraordinaire Rachel Aldana, a lass popularized by the retro-themed Pinup Files group. This time however she’s armed with her own laptop, webcam and hi-res camera and HD video camcorder, and promises to bring not only routine updates but personal responses to questions and blog posts about her travels, experiences, and stories related to her truly monster tits.

There’s so much content out there these days, one has to make a choice on what to focus on, talk about, and therefore make a part of a blogger’s oeuvre. I haven’t posted or even vaguely mentioned anything about Rachel heretofore, not for lack of any content or anything to say or describe about her, but rather because the boobosphere already seems saturated enough with un-original content about her, frankly. Of course a new website is hard to pass up, but I personally want to give the new site more time to develop and really see how Rachel and her associates take advantage of the medium to promote her. The “Ask Rachel” section is interesting, essentially a videocast responding to users’ questions; the behind-the-scenes photos are always intriguing to my thinking; and taking advantage of tools like MySpace or Yahoo! groups is essential. So my inclination is to give it time yet, but you can’t deny the venusian beauty of this lady, and her melon-sized breasts:

Rachel attempting to disguise her breasts as mere DDs!

Rachel’s breasts as they truly are, whopping 32Ks:

Two behind-the-scenes style shots, an integral part to Rachel’s life and new website:

It’s not only her breasts which would require a routine workout to be able to lift and support their weight, but it’s also her seductive smile; her gaze, all-brunette features and expressive haircuts; her prominent clavicle, angular and rigid, contrasted adjacent to her round and globular breasts, this lady is a world-class stunner: