Christy’s first anal experience

I’m not sure what’s news or not these days, but I leave town for a while and suddenly Christy Marks is busy doing anal scenes at her website!

And if doing her first anal wasn’t enough, she went all-out and has done a double-anal with the queen of buttfucking, Holly Halston! Whoah. That’s about all there is to say. No need for me to make a trailer because there’s currently one up on her website (just scroll down a bit). However click the images below to get a taste, but I warn you they’re full-size HD screengrabs! The quality is amazing. Some of the close-ups are spot on. Any closer and I’d be inside Christy Marks. Now there’s an idea!

 

Crystal Ashley does it again

I hope my belated posts don’t come across as annoying by any measure, or outdated, but there are some things one absolutely has to mention! And one of them if you haven’t seen it is Crystal Ashley‘s last-month-recent scene at Pornfidelity with Kelly Madison. Either one of these ladies is smoking hot, but put the two of them together and you understand why global warming is such a pressing issue! And Crystal Ashley is really making a big splash ever since re-branding her surname and jumping into the hardcore pool – I don’t think anyone is complaining!

How could you!? Look at the size of those monsters!

And the Pornfidelity scene is unique. What starts off as a type of voyeuristic x-ray through Crystal’s clothes turns into a type of music video segment of Crystal emerging from a pool begging for sex. In doing so, the guy has set himself up to be caught while masturbating, which eventually leads to Kelly and Crystal “finishing” the job while reminiscing over their high school days when they did exactly the same thing: tag-teamed on men and titwanked them beyond belief! There’s a fair amount of lesbo-big-boob interaction between Kelly and Crystal yes, but fear not there’s plenty of straight fucking too, including this great shot where the guy grabs hold of Kelly’s breasts while pounding Crystal from behind!

 

name those tits!

Can you name those tits? The kind you could grab from behind and see around the backside? That wavy brown hair, vicious to the last curl!? Maybe you need a full figure, just a rear-silhouette of sorts:

Maybe those hips help? How about that bleached triangle above her asscrack? The shadow under her taught bottom? The pock of her skin, and how her legs bend into her hips into her lower back? Maybe you shouldn’t recognize her at all!

Look for big things from this new Scoreland model by the simple name of Ira, hailing from the Ukraine. That girl-next-door look, that slender form with a big natural pair up top, and that smile and gaze that can cut through the steel clamp of my belt and drop my pants in a flash! Don’t believe me? Take another look. Wow!

quick post, big (British) boobs, will return soon

Two articles, both from October, describe parallel stories about how breasts and bra sizes in the British isle are steadily increasing: the earlier article published in The Sun claims the average cup size in Britain is now a pleasurful 36D. It also says that bra sales in sizes up to J-cup have been steadily increasing! The second article published a month ago now in News of the World tells the story of one specific lass who now claims to hold the “biggest boobs in Britain” record, surpassing the phenomenal K-cup PinupFiles model Rachel Aldana with a whopping naturally-grown 40M pair:

The new record holder Donna Jones however, is no looker, but I guess if they’re so big you can’t even really see her during sex, it shouldn’t really matter (sorry that was rude!), as the News of the World article read,

Even her HGV driver fiancé Kevin, 36, thinks they’re a turn-off as they get in the way during sex.

Honestly though how do enormously large breasts “get in the way”? If anything they produce uniquely enjoyable sex, the type of sex you simply can’t experience with your average – even 36D average – lass. And bullshit the fiancé thinks they’re a turn-off! Donna was a reported size 32HH when she was 17! Did the bloke think her breasts were going to shrink before the next solstice? And of course after having a kid they’re only going to get larger! That guy should take this opportunity to truly acknowledge his – and by extension my – breast fetishism, and say he’s happy that he’s engaged to a record holder with her assets! Sure, he feels for her, he feels empathy for her, but he’s still enjoying every minute of it, I’m sure.

On a quick side note, just to let all my readers know that I should return soon. Not sure how soon, but soon. I’m trying to prepare a torrent of new news and updates for you all to enjoy. I’m back baby!