Boobs in the News, Vol. 1
This is a new idea, I guess.
Borne out of my desire to add some refreshing content that is not a scene release or some promotional content that 100 other blogs in my own feedreader are regurgitating – that’s my internal desire to be just a wee different than all the rest – combined with my fundamental desire for simple base journalism, I’m going to start up this Boobs in the News category of posts. Obviously the subject of this section is a sizable pair up top, but with the content itself I’m looking to raise awareness more than sales, frankly. That is, I’m not looking for headlines like “Cheron’s boobs measured, actually as big as my head” or “Big boob hunting season officially opens” or “I nominate Cikita for Secretary of State“. Instead, I’m looking for headlines that are boob-centric and actually worthy of being considered “news”, like the recently reported Donna Jones whose 40M all-naturals have supposedly surpassed Rachel Aldana as the largests breasts in Britain – and somehow, to the chagrin of Donna’s truck-driving hubby, as he proclaims after days on the road her ample juggs actually “get in the way” when they have sex. I’m still reeling over that one!
So on with the news! And should you stumble upon anything in your web-hunts that is even remotely boob-oriented, I suggest you drop a quick line with a link. I’m looking to post here about once a month.
Boobs in the News, Vol. 1:
Miosotis Claribel, the phenomenally stacked 38K Dominicana sensation whose bust is over 40cm greater than that of her waist and more than 20cm greater still than that of her hips, has recently reported to her members,
Due to severe health problems I cannot continue working for this site for the next 2 months. I have 2 more photosets and then there will be no update until february. Let’s hope I can continue anyway.
She doesn’t actually clarify if it is her ginormous all-natural breasts which are the cause of her health problems, so one can only speculate. Let’s all wish her a recovery without complications, and hopefully she’ll be back on the scene modeling by early spring, because I absolutely cannot get enough of her!
Mio is surely not the only one with back problems though, considering this lady has a case of gigantomastia, and her breasts reportedly weigh a total of 20lbs!
I feel for her, really I do. But she should try to make the best of it and model for all us fetishists!
Rather than boobs in the news I guess you could call this boobs tell the news! Watch this hilarious video by DailyMotion user James Conway and his subtitle-hack of an already incredibly voluptuous Italian news anchor (I wish they dressed and looked like that on my local station, then I might actually watch their news). Quick… simple… it’ll grow on you:
I don’t know what it says:
芸能人 Hitomi 青空の下でセックス初露出!! [DVD]
but Hitomi Tanaka’s recent transition to hardcore is all the rage in my pants, and this DVD is scheduled to be released just one week before Christmas. Unfortunately Amazon Japan won’t ship this outside of their country, so I’ll have to get in touch with one of my preferred distributors and will attempt to track it down in the hopes of bringing you all some moving images of this “Show biz celebrity” with “Glamorous body”. Ahhh Japanese engrish! Gotta love it!
Addendum:
Nicola McLean, the 32G augmented glamour model was booted off the I’m a Celebrity – Get Me Out Of Here! television show last night. That shows how much I am in the loop about boobs on the boobtube, since I didn’t even know she was on it to begin with!
Supposedly her propensity to glorify her newly acquired enhancements (she celebrated her boobs’ first birthday on the show) along with her attitude and belief that to be successful at modeling all you need to do is
“Stand on your tiptoes, lift your chest, suck your tummy in and push your bum out. Then do a sexy look and a cheesy grin.”
caused some viewers to rebel against her, voting her off while even more-vilified contestants stayed on.
And I’ll be honest here people, as counter-thetical as it is to my blog’s mission, I actually think she was hotter before:
[via heat world and the Sun UK]
That’s all for now then. Again, send me a message if you have any leads!
