Boobs in the News, Vol. 2

This Just In: A Legend Lost

Not so boobie I know, but clearly important journalism this. Bettie Page, the pin-up idol no doubt everyone reading this blog has some familiarity with, passed away yesterday at the age of 85. There’s a full obituary, originally read over at Baby Sinead.

Mary Carey spotted:

Avowed ex-porn actress (time will tell how long she can keep that promise) and onetime gubernatorial candidate for California Mary Carey and her 36DDs recently spotted at a Young Hollywood holiday party benefiting the Michael J. Fox Foundation. Pary in Los Angeles, dated December 3:

Crystal Gunns in the news:

Old news I know, but still highly entertaining. Another avowed ex-porn actress, this time Crystal Gunns known for her pole-dancing and private party entertainment antics, was recently found working at a New Jersey elementary school – once parents found out about her stacked-n-checkered past, they called for her resignation… from the cafeteria.

[originally reported via SmoothieLuv]

Truth be told during my high school days some of my peers discovered a porn flick (while watching it of course) that featured an extra, who happened to be a substitute teacher in my school! Frankly I could care less about what people did in their past and the peace they’re looking for today, I mean it’s not like Crystal is serving up ice cream delights:

Pornstars vs Geeks:

The World’s Most Popular Porn Stars vs The 26 Hottest Star Trek Babes

God damnit those porn stars are hot, but I have to admit that Marina Sirtis aka Deanna Troi from Star Trek’s The Next Generation television series might actually top them all in my book. What can I say, a woman of all-natural beauty, an accent to die for, she’s clearly good at role playing and she has a healthy pair up top:

A bra worth $5million:

[via The Daily Mail]

Clearly a C-cup at best. So I’m assuming a D or FF bra would require more diamonds to produce, and therefore be more expensive, say $5.6mil for a 36DD. I wonder what it would cost to produce a 42M bra?

Tit-lover Old Man Kameichi and His Horny Pranks:

Vice Magazine has an interview with a 74-year-old Japanese porn star who has been more lucky than I have been in the past couple days it would seem:

Katie Price’s new products:

Unfortunately those aren’t dildos, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s had three similarly-shaped objects inserted in her at one given time, with cords attached bzzzzzzzz. Originally reported at boobie blog.

What does it say?

Less boobs in the news and more like boobs in print, this Russian ad features a prominently stacked girl in a sort of skin-inspired color wheel, with the faintest of all tones held by said stacked girl. She looks the cutie too, with that red hair and bleached skin complexion, her nature trail, her smile and of course her tiny nipples on her massive breasts. It’s hard to make out but here’s an enlargement:

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