Archive for February, 2009
Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Excuse me? Why didn’t anybody ever inform me about this girl?
Calista is an absolute gem! Her big soft natural titties, tender white skin, her big seductive eyes eyeshadowed with purple to match that streak in her hair, her soft sensuous lips and even the way her teeth slightly stick out when she’s got her mouth opened, I think I’m in love! Or rather, I think I want to fuck her melons! Yup, that’s more like it. She sure likes head herself, but she makes sure to give this stud the attention he deserves while staring the camera straight-on. It’s a shame she’s not more of a moaner or screamer of sorts, she’s actually more shy and reserved than I suspected. Still she’s clearly experienced and takes it like a champ!
click here to view some standard-def trailers. Keep in mind all Fuck My Melons content is shot entirely in 720p HD! You can see every bump on Calista’s areola and the juices dripping out of her vagina in HD! Slurp! Yums!
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Friday, February 27th, 2009

I love amateur pornography. I simply love it. Sure I love looking at and in particular watching a highly stylized video involving baby oil, some cleavage fisting, and a dedicated tit-and-tug, but I also really really love looking at very simple but very artful photography of amateur models, especially ones with big honking tits and giant areola.
Venture over to New Nude City, a site that uses the isle of Manhattan in New York City as a scouting zone for amateur models willing to bear all for cash. I guess in a city of many many millions, where women number more than 50% of the population, you’re bound to have an almost endless stream of women talent who are comfortable in front of the lens. Also with the rent there as expensive as they say it is, these models have to pay the bills too you know!
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

I hope everyone is seeing as many tits this week as they should be!
I write this post ahead of time, and schedule it for Fat Tuesday, knowing that between the Friday night before and the morning of Ash Wednesday I’ll have hopefully drank my body weight in alcoholic beverages, marched in the streets with some costumed mates, and got busy with a friend traveling to town from the Land of Lincoln (she’s more than up front about what she wants me to do with her while she’s staying with me, I appreciate her frankness and honesty). At the stroke of midnight between Fat Tuesday and Ash Wednesday plans are to be on the dance floor. Thus I’m attempting to schedule as many posts as possible, since I can’t say when I’ll return here between my itinerary of hangovers and my job (thankfully I have an agreement with my employer that any tradition involving carnival – costumes, marching bands, floats, boobs for beads – they’ll just have to suffer with me through it, and I’ll make up any lost time later).

This is that time of year when Boobs Rule, and everybody admits – finally! – to their fascination with the mammary glands. I’m certain to always have a slew of beads around my neck, you wouldn’t believe how straightforward the exchange is!

The corset strapped tight, but allowing everything room to breathe and bounce accordingly! I love some painted boobs.

The venerable Danni Ashe and her 32FFs out in the wild!






Mom and Daughter tag team? That’s hot but there’s larger competition out there!


If only!


A most excellent necklace, complete with flashing boobs! Expensive no doubt, the kind you’d have to give to a really deserving pair, something worth everybody’s while:

Happy Fat Tuesday everyone!
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
opening up the internet’s TLD to Poland had to be one of the most-important things for big boob fetishism in the past decade. With it came the flood of Polish busty sites like Busty.PL and stars Nelli Roono and the Sonnet sisters (yes, I said sisters! See my last post on Ewa Sonnet, which happened to be my first on her and include mention of her also big-tittied sibling).

The image I’ve chosen for the header here is simply marvelous. Here Ewa’s 36E breasts appear as two round droopers, and the perspective makes it feel likes she’s right on top of you and those succulent breasts are mere inches away from going into your mouth – suck on these! Her skin matches her outfit in that both are golden, making her somewhat statuesque.
see plenty more of Ewa Sonnet at BustyPL, Poland’s big tit top level domain!

It’s great to know a babe like Ewa can have fun with her shoots too! And hey, nice hat!
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009
The Monsters of Cock archives go back to August of 2003. I guess I’m feeling a bit nostalgic lately and was browsing the past. And yes I remember them from way back then. I caught wind of them after their scene with Kiki, she took a load on the face like a real champ so I signedup. Just under a year later they aired a remarkable scene with the then up-n-cuming Samantha 38G, and I signed up again. Here and there over the years I’ve been afforded the opportunity to log in and catch up on old scenes. The quality of the porn these days is impeccable, damn near flawless. They’ve plugged so many girls with their schlong dongs, that’s damn near ridiculous!
Two semi-recent scenes I caught up on include peripheral favorites Shyla Stylez and Trina Michaels. Trina clearly has the better pair, but man Shyla is such a slut it’s hard to not want to absolutely fuck her till your heart stops pumping from exhaustion. You be your own judge.

Shyla’s teeth, ready for flossing!

Trina’s gaping asshole. God that drives me bonkers!
No rubber pricks, 100% real dicks at Monsters of Cock
Saturday, February 21st, 2009

September Carrino’s website launched last year and is progressing along nicely. A pit stop through their archives shows they’ve also started incorporating some great behind-the-scenes style photography and video, including highly candid stylized imagery (including some shots by September herself, arm in the frame all MySpace style). This seems to be an angle the PinUp Consortium are driving full-steam (see here and here). Frankly, I’m sold. It’s not all candid Carrino the lady either, they’re also very aware to include her massive 28DDD jubblies in every single image. Prop-and-set-based photos of big tits has always been a winner, but I’m personally really fond of these candid images. They give you that feeling like September could just be your big-titted friend and the benefits are DDDelicious!




Here’s that MySpacey photo I mentioned:

Please let me take that for you next time! And while I’m there let me nibble on that piercing!

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Believe me, I never saw it coming neither!
Wendy of XX-Cel fame and Sharon Pink whom I’ve really only briefly mentioned in passing in my Olympics of Tits post, together for the first time and hopefully not the last because this stuff is HOT HOT HOT! Part of my screen just melted, I kid you not.
from studio Blue Coyote’s Busty Bosses #2
Good lord Wendy’s tits are even more-pendulous these days, and Sharon is about as slutty as they come. Together this tag-team rivals any duo in the World Wide Federation of Boobs. And thank whoever made strap-on dildos for making this possible! I’m nearly at a loss for words, but fuck words, these images speak for themselves:











Sharon’s rolled-back eyes speak wonders. And Wendy, I love your enthusiasm!
