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Boobs in the News, Vol. 3

iBoobs app rejected

This is old news surely. I first read about it before Christmas even, but as it goes I’ve been compiling this news for some time, so now is it’s time to shine jiggle! The Apple app store rejected the iBoob application, which shook a pair of virtual juggs when you tilted your iPhone. The app rejected was referred to as “objectionable content”. Personally I’ve seen much-better use of the iPhone’s accelerometer than this, but it is boob related, and such is the nature of an app designer looking to make a splash of some sort! Well done!

[originally read over at The Register]

Boob Job Piggy Bank

The English must “officially” report the most boob-centric news in the world. Originally reported over at The Telegraph (the link will sometimes not work, don’t ask me why), criticism brewed on the Isle over US company Wake Up Frankie’s round ceramic jar with cork top for you to place your future boob-upgrade funds into. The orange dots and candy cane stripe around the bottom confuse me. Can anyone tell me what those designs have to do with a boob job? The big round bulbous pink jar certainly does the trick though!

[actual product link]

Boob War:

Popporn had a boob – or zoob! – war before last year’s end. Click here to view all the contestants.

How To Tell…

Coed Magazine break it down to Feel, Shape, Hang, Flop, Nipple and Motion. Frankly their assesment is wrong! For nipple they say, “unaltered nips grow more or less in the same spot on both breasts” and suggest that asymetrical nipples = fake boobs. Wrong. I’ve seen in the flesh a couple girls with asymetrical nipples. This happens due to one breast being larger or growing differently than the other. It happens. Personally I find it a bit of a turn-on, so I find their criticism wrongly justified. Additionally, they say real boobs “jiggle and sway and swing” and that if they don’t they’re fake. 99% of the time that might be right, but I recall this one DD-cup girlfriend I had whose breasts were so dense and firm, they just simply would not jiggle. No matter how hard I pounded her or she bounced on top, they just would not shake! But have a read for yourself.

Boobs on things that don’t normally have boobs:

It seems impossible to have a boob news write-up without a Star Trek reference! If you’re not a trekkie though don’t be put off by the image above, this article over at Cracked is about boobs on things that don’t normally have boobs, by chance including the NCC-1701-A. Just by chance.

meloniesweet:

I have no idea what this is about. Link here.

Michael Phelps stalked by boobs:

Winner of an unprecedented 8 gold medals in a single sport, swimmer Michael Phelps was recently seen at an aiport being stalked by a stacked Asian hottie. Ahhh to be stalked by push-up bras, it must suck being famous!

boobs and math:

Less news and more boob-products! This item at Etsy combines your (or my) love for bosoms and nerdliness into one high-contrast silkscreened calculated expression: 80085! Granted, 80085 doesn’t specify what size, but you can purchase the shirt in XL, so that has to at least be DD, right?

Other headlines:

Nursing student uses bra to save a man

If boobs are “sick”, I don’t want to be cured!

Update: Sheyla Hershey in the news at The Daily Star