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Alia has a squeezable pair

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A squeezable, and sizable pair, as seen in the image above! Squeezable because her hangers are very fluid, very loose, not your dense firm titties but rather detached separate pieces of flesh ready for being played with. And sizable because if you ever doubted it you can see it took quite a bit of tape measure to wrap around her said pair! Sizable as in 44FF all-natural! Yup, you read that right. 44FF. Since breasts measurements are a relation between the size of the breast, and the circumference of the torso immediately below the breast, this puts Alia in proportion to Deja! Alia is clearly 100lbs. lighter (or more) but that gives you an idea of just how big and grabbable squeezable her boobs are in relation to her body type.

And truth be told Alia is a babe I am still trying to figure out. That is, I don’t really feel like I know her story or know where she came from, etc. She models for a couple places (I’m always trying to get as much content for you as possible) but I don’t have an exact idea on where and when she first appeared. The first boy/girl work I’ve seen her do is for this current sponsor Thick-N-Busty, so they either have a contract with her for hardcore (blowjob only) or that just happens to be all that’s been released so far. Additionally, she appears a bit older, but to me that just translates to Milfy Goodness. Like I say, I’m way more concerned with her inclination to being fondled, groped, and toyed with, and she clearly has a propensity to have fun (big smile, lots of laughter, nice “oh face“).

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Alia is clearly one of the thinner, not-so-thick chicks at Thick-N-Busty, but she still does her reputation justice with some amazing blowjob and titfucking skills! And their other models are absolute whoppers  – some exclusive, but all very willing to perform!

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Friday Finds – who knows?

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is it too much to ask? to simply request, “Who is she?” I’m certain someone out there must know. And we all MUST know, also! So if you know, let us know you know and tell us what you know!

Man these boobs are smokin’ hot! And she is cute! I could just nibble on her all night long!

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Bras and Breasts considered dumb inventions

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Okay okay not fleshy breasts proper, and not modern bras as we know them today, but both of these inventive takes on the boob made their way into LIFE magazine’s “Dumb Inventions” review. And they account for 2 of the 30 whacky patents – thems good boob-odds! The “beating breasts” above are described as “artificial breasts with a built-in heartbeat, an invention from — where else? — Japan intended as a sleeping aid for very young children.” Yup. That’s weird all right. But my favorite of the two are the “cup bras” pictured below! They’re strapless, wireless, and best of all they make perfect ice cream containers! How the hell they were supposed to function as a bra only Charles L. Langs will ever know! Lol!

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to draw boobs outside

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What is it about Europe that they can have nude life drawing classes of a busty chick in the town square and it just seems… okay. I mean, I’m not complaining. But here in America this would get stares and scoffs and probably policed quite quickly. But in any European country this spectacle seems commonplace, or at the very least acceptable. After all, the event – nude life drawing – is a silent celebration of the human form, and in this case the form is smoking! I’m not a fan of the haircut but the tits are superb! Oh yeah, this takes place in Slovenia (thank you Wikipedia’s flags of europe entry) and images are courtesy of some VoyeurWeb user.

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Have you ever had a Candy Barr? Once you remove the wrapper… ( #retro #boobs )

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Here’s something for all you retro boob fans out there, a really wonderful segment from the movie My Tale Is Hot (1964) featuring Candy Barr, a burlesque dancer extraordinaire whom some have dubbed the “first porn star”. It’s a pretty silly segment but does raise a quite serious consideration: what would you do if Satan came to steal your soul and you were busy watching boobs?

Another of Candy, for the archives:

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RubberDoll’s rubber boobs

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Which came first, the latex or the fetishism?

Wait, no, I’ve already used that line this year, this month, today in fact! It’s not that I’m short on ideas, it’s that I’m obsessed with latex and big breasts! And RubberDoll is another model whose exhibitionism translates into my fetishism quite nicely. There are differences between latex models of course, and I think RubberDoll has a penchant for the excessive, and one might even say the absurd. Some of the props she uses are outright ridiculous: monster crayons or giant polished injection needles. And sometimes her outfits are enlarged or overblown to the point of comic hilarity: torpedo boobs or 10″ platform boots that ride knee-high. All the while she exists in the realm of raw fetishism. There’s no doubt this is serious work for RubberDoll. And best of all she has a monopoly on the collaborative fetishism trade, as she often employs her friends and fellow models in her sets, whom she affectionately (and appropriately, given the light-reflecting properties of latex) refers to as her Shiny Sluts. And you just might find her inserting a giant dildo into one of them!

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the boobs and latex fetishism of Susan Wayland

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Which came first, the latex or the fetishism?

Either way this internet of mine still manages to impress me, as I continually stumble upon new models, new expressions, new desires. I can say I’ve seen Susan Wayland on magazine covers or in other fetish sites but I honestly wasn’t deeply familiar with who he is as a model or her presence online. Thankfully that is no longer the case. She always did manage to impress, only now I know where she impresses! And she is impressive, with a unique pair of 30DDs – an absolute first around these parts! It’s also her look and her approach to modeling. Her body bends and contorts in a specific fashion, and while her eyes are obscured in this set, it is usually her gaze that captivates you, and her hair is always treated well also.

As you can see below Susan is a total package! At 5’7″ she packs a tight 30DD-26-35 form into a mere 121lbs. I think I know who I’m hunting for my next interview now!

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