JList oppai mouse pads provide big boob wrist relief

You have a friend in Japan and their name is JList! And what’s particularly special about your friend is they currently have some older oppai mouse pads flying off the shelves to make way for some new product – oh yeah “oppai” is slang for boob, in case you couldn’t figure that one out. Even with the advancement of laser mice and optical sensors, I’m still a fan of the existence of a pad for my custom mouse. I like for it to have a home, an environment to rest on, to set it apart from all the other junk that piles up on my desk (porno boxes, rolls of tissue, donut wrappers… you don’t know if I’m kidding or not, do you?), and these things look pretty cozy I gotta admit!

NUTS Cribs with Sophie Howard

NUTS Magazine produced some MTV Cribs-like videos, including the following with 32F spokesmodel Sophie Howard. Watch how she reads magazines, lounges about, prepares a tea, all the while in her robes and underwares, just like any of us would do when we’re alone in our own homes – but this is her home, and she has big boobs!

Busty Pam isn’t a Playboy model, she just plays one on the Interwebs

Unfortunately Playboy aren’t entirely receptive to body types like Pam’s: slightly thick, big hips, droopy boobs, round cheeks. But who knows maybe things over in Poland are a bit different, and Busty Pam recently modeled for them and they gave her this shirt? I don’t know, maybe one of you readers do, in which case let us know. But in the meantime here are some pictures from one of Pam’s recent updates. Her boobs are monumentally droopy, they hang like regular boobs when she has her hands above her shoulders, otherwise when she lets her hands down her boobs become pendulous and swing with every gesture she makes!

that Russian billboard hacker was a Breast Fetishist!

Did you not hear about this one? It blew up in Russia beyond belief, and I only spotted it because in passing over some other tech-hack news I happened to notice a ginormous pair of ebony naturals hanging in the distance! So mid-January last month some Russian hackers gained access via network to a LCD billboard screen about 2 miles south of the Kremlin, once the foothold of Communism. However they weren’t interested in preaching the rhetoric of yore, instead they halted traffic for nearly 20 minutes with their breast fetishisms! Specifically, if I know my boob trivia, I’m pretty certain the tits they flashed are the 40EE breasts of Cassitty; more specifically, I think the cuts shown below are from her performance for Voluptuous Xtra #7!

Here’s the full AFP report as posted at Google News:

MOSCOW — Traffic jerked to a standstill as rubbernecking motorists ogled a pornographic clip posted by hackers on big-screen video billboards in Moscow, Russian news agencies reported on Friday.

The company that operates the billboards, Panno.ru, said hackers were behind a graphic sex video broadcast late Thursday night on two roadside screens along Moscow’s Garden Ring Road, one of the city’s busiest arteries.

“This was an attack by hackers on the computers, as a result of which one of the commercial video clips was swapped for an indecent video,” Panno.ru commercial director Viktor Laptev told RIA-Novosti.

He speculated the attack could have been linked to competition on the advertising market, or simply “hooliganism.”

Witnesses said traffic crawled to a halt as unbelieving motorists craned their necks to stare at the X-rated clip which ran for about 20 minutes on the oversized screens.

“Within three minutes we found it out, and within fifteen minutes the screen was shut off,” the deputy head of the Moscow city advertising committee, Alexander Menchuk, was quoted as saying by Interfax.

Felina is a VirtuaGirl on my Desktop

Okay that’s not a cap of my actual desktop – duh! – but VirtuaGirl has come a long way from their origins as a low-res almost gif-like piece of desktop software to HD-enabled pole-dancers whose fancy footwork takes place right on your windows bar. And Parisian exotic dancer Felina is a perfect example of an otherwise obscure boober that I might not know about if not for this piece of software. Felina is considered one of the best of her kind, but only in the City of Light. On my shores, I hadn’t seen or heard of her before she started dancing on my desktop! loL! But yes the software these days is quite smart, and if I’m going to spend so long in front of my monitor most weeks then I should at least be entertained whenever my screensaver turns on. I’m inspired to write about VGHD now because as it happens I fell asleep in my office last night and awoke to a strip-tease screensaver! Doesn’t happen too often but yes, I gave a good chuckle.

Lisa Sparxxx is World’s Greatest Whore

Spike TV recently asked the question, “Who is the queen of the mattress mambo” with regards to the record holder for most sex in a day. I always knew that Kentucky-based naturally-stacked 36DD super-slut Lisa Sparxxx held some records or at the very least some acclaim to the ability of her pussy to take a pounding, but I never quite knew a solid number to voice. What would you think? 100? 200? even 300? Try 900! Actually try 919!

For more exclusive and original content from Lisa take a look at her website which she manages and codes and runs all by herself!

This Week in Boobs, Vol. 5

Krissy Lynn rides for Brazzers Network

Every week at Brazzers Network more content gets published than I can report on. While Krissy Lynn’s performance in my opinion was not actually their best update of this week past, the reason I’m not showing the best is because I still hope to do a “Best of Brazzers” for this past week post, which believe me includes some incredible tit-shots! So you’ll have to settle for this for the time being. Still, Krissy’s tits are pretty amazing eh, defying gravity and all!

Ava Devine makes an appearance on Live With Lauren

Gosh darnit! I missed this one live, as in Live With Lauren. But legendary boober Ava Devine has recently returned to the scene and was on Lauren’s show last week – she’s got a new scene with Naughty America and will hopefully be more visible around the boobosphere in 2010!

Jennique at 18 and Busty

I haven’t heard from Jennique in a while, but she just made an appearance over at 18 and Busty. She’s obviously not 18 anymore but her tits are still holding up nicely – I wouldn’t mind holding them up nicely for that matter!

Kristy and Brittany get soapy sexy

Although this update comes from Kristy Baby, the boober is actually Brittany Love. Still, they get freaky fresh as in fresh & clean in the bathtub, so I don’t mind watching!

Lisa Ann is Snooki’s mom in Jersey Shore Parody

While she’s not on the cover (WTF is that about?), Lisa Ann does perform in the recently released Official Jersey Shore Parody porn flick which is only currently available for pre-order. Wasn’t Lisa Ann in last week’s update? Man she is a busy boober!

Jordan Carver is all the boob-rage these days!

Not news to all but news to some, and also not entirely something that happened in this past calendar week but more something I’ve been meaning to mention, within a couple weeks of each other Jordan Carver and her proportionately BIG 34G breasts both premiered over at PinupFiles and she launched her own website! Good on her! By that I mean me, I’d be good, on her. Oh you know what I’m talking about!

Deauxma is a Texas NFL fan with biiiig tits

GO SAINTS! Wait… Go Texas? Well whatever. At least this way thanks to long-time MILF Deauxma all you football fans can have your big tits and pigskins at the same time!

Sara Jay gets plugged from above and in reverse! Hah!

What a fantastic fuck-shot! It takes a really flexible boober like Sara Jay to pull this one off successfully! And she does, thanks to Rico and her friend Kelly, assisting. Her 36Es are still stunning, and she contrasts nicely against the dude’s glowing black cock, she sure does like to get split open doesn’t she!

a big boob baseball player for Exploited Chubbies

With baseball’s spring training right around the corner, this update at the newly launched Exploited Chubbies seemed highly appropriate! And as the name implies, yes she gets exploited, while the ball is never used the bat is!

Michelle takes two cocks for Human Toilet Bowls

And yes, as the name Human Toilet Bowls implies this busty bird Michelle does briefly wear a toilet bowl rim on her head before taking these two cocks! She actually prefers two to one, double the pleasure, double the fun!

Priya Anjali Rai takes advice from Dyanna Lauren

What does Priya Anjali Rai do that isn’t absolute hotness? Here she’s getting fingered by fellow boober and friend Dyanna Lauren and clearly she’s enjoying the moment, possibly more than me!

Chloe Vevrier’s updates for the month of February

February is a short month but have your pick of updates at Chloe Vevrier’s personal website! Her 36GG naturals are un-matched, and she’s still steaming sexy, even getting better with age!

Natt Chanapa’s perky titties for 88 Square

Is this a total compromise of my “big boob fetishism” principles? Not really, because Natt Chanapa of 88 Square actually measures up at a whopping 36D, which for a Thai boober is quite impressive!

Rebecca Jessop has an incredibly thick body

You’ve probably seen her all over the place, at other sites. But did you know that 32H enhanced boober Rebecca Jessop has her own site? Did I mention her tits are 32H, yup I’m pretty sure I did!

Is that a Razr? Only kidding. A self-shooting Busty GF

I love amateur porn hardcore or soft like this so much, so this really is a case of saving the best or last! Check out all these pics of this self-shooting busty girlfriend! Probably “ex”-girlfriend now, but thank you to whoever got ahold of these images for sharing!