if a Pinup were an Assassin

Then I’d be dead – BAM! And given the looks of it, in all likelihood I would be killed by asphyxiation. That’s right, suffocation, my head stuck between her canyon of cleavage, a lack of air from being buried between her two bountiful breasts. This is Gina, she’s an Action Girl, and she poses a serious threat to all boob-fetishists! As for me, I’m going to release my security detail and I say let her come and kill me! All I ask is she torture me first with her full-figured form, and waterboat me for at least three … no, five, hours. Yes it will take that long to pry any information from me (information which is readily printed throughout this blog: I’m a BOOB fetishist! loL!).

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