go on, arrest me, I dare you!

I’m not the first to publish these photos of Polish wunderboober Abbi Secraa, but I am the first to challenge her to actually arrest me – because I know I’d be more than likely to escape her cuffs. It’s a trick I learned long ago, and while advances have been made in bounding criminals (in the form of those nylon zip ties, very sophisticated hardware), I’m certain with the right pick-tools I could escape. Now! If she were to bound me with the ridiculously ginormous 54L bosom, that’s another story! That’s a trap I might not only not escape from, but I very well might subject myself to being suffocated under, just for the opportunity of feeling the pressure from those monster big boobs on my person – she need not even read me my Miranda Rights.

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