Friday Finds: and now for something completely different

UPDATE: the above boober is Jessica Simpson from Major Movie Star (2008) – thanks everyone!

Typically my Friday Finds include one or two random shots of a topless amateur boober in the hopes of finding a treasure trove of more content. Return rate is in the single-digit percentage – shame. These two images however are clearly from more-mainstream sources, and I’m hoping someone out there recognizes them. The image above, her name is Valentine, and it looks like she just got conscripted. I’m sure there’s a news article somewhere! And the image below, I’m guessing it’s a still from a 70s film, but if I knew what film I wouldn’t be guessing. TGIF!

Friday Finds: tell me you know something about this whoppers

Another one of those ‘dear lord please show me more of these tits’ scenarios. Please, help us all out if you know anything, have any more pictures, a lead, a tip, a scoop, on where we can ALL enjoy more of these boobies! This honey is just that: honey! With those pendulous knockers atop her thin frame; that suggestive beaded necklace; that mixed skin and sultry expression – “take me right now” she’s saying, and I would, if I was there.

Friday Finds: another amateur who wants to be a slut

The signs are indicative of something greater: this girl clearly wants to be my slut! I almost don’t know which is more risky, the flash in the drink aisle of the deli, or in the public park while some random geezers sit opposite the field on that bench. Either way, she loves to show off in public, which should only tell you what she likes to do in private ;)

Friday Finds: Amateur makes it look so easy

It’s like, when you find one image like this, you go “uh huh sure.” When you find two, you go “okay now I’m interested.” And when you find three you say to yourself “Fuck it there must be more!” Who is this lady, and other than her taking an absolute doggy-pounding, what is going on here! Is it just me or is there a huge fan blowing in the room they’re banging in?

Kaitlyn proves there are some BIG homemade tits out there!

Thank god this girl likes to ride on top! It’s the position best-suited for her bulbous and visibly heavy funbags – I mean those tits are real whoppers! I can’t take my eyes off those boobs – but for enquiring minds yes she does have a face, see below, but it rarely makes an appearance in her Homemade Video Pass homemade porno. Her boyfriend, or the tool fucking her, or whoever he is, is clearly more keen on her tits (no complaints) and her neatly trimmed pussy (also fine by me). An oldie but still a classic by many measures, this is the type of amateur porn that other flicks should be held up to:

Friday Finds: BIG from above

Take it with a grain of salt, because this is another one of those ‘I can’t see [the size of her] waist’ self-shot pics – yeah you know what I’m talking about. Still, those honkers of hers sure are nice and plump, with a lovely round shape. She reminds me of this slut – the look that is. There is such a thing as ‘a look’ out there, as much as some women think they are totally unique. And then there are some cocks attracted to those looks. I, for one, like this look ;)

Friday Finds: Someone, Help me

It’s Friday and that means here’s another edition of Friday Finds, where I ask all you boob-fanatics out there to help me in the hunt for more more more of these sexy unknown vixens. Today’s boober could be one of the most elusive – and also rewarding if we find more of her – amateurs I’ve called out for. Just look at those well-formed little lips, those seductive green eyes, and that pearly necklace suggesting to us both what she wants. Of course this could be one of those ‘good angle’ shots where she actually has no legs or a 65″ cottage cheese butt, or something like that. But I’m willing to take the risk to find more of her in the wild. So if you have any leads, leave a comment. And happy hunting!