Archive for the ‘Boob News’ Category

Bras account for 1/10th of 2009’s weird inventions

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

3 for 30 aint bad when it comes to odds. Unfortunately these odds are regarding the use of bras as “weird inventions” according to the UK’s Telegraph for the year 2009. And they’re right! These are some seriously wacky inventions. Not so surprising that 2 of these 3 inventions are Japanese in origin! They sure make me loL when it comes to tits!

The above bra is a “make-the-putt bra” – basically a bra that can be taken off and turned into a mini putt-putt green for the golfer on the go. Yeah. Okay. Next!


Maybe not so weird, but then, really it is. This is a “bra dryer”. Supposedly it can be adjusted to accommodate different size bras, but I doubt it’s G-cup capable!

Back to the weird:

A “Husband Hunting Bra”, the user sets a countdown clock which can be seen on the face of the bra. The countdown stops when an engagement ring is inserted into the bra’s container. Weird, just weird!

via Telegraph.co.uk

I don’t understand these Tits.

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

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Quite literally. This is a commercial for Timotei, a Nordic shampoo brand named after some grass. There’s some Cyrillic writing at the end of the commercial that I take to be Russian. Either way, I don’t understand the language, so if anybody wants to translate just leave a comment. Oh yeah and the female model has some ginormous G-cup natural titties. Man I wish television in America looked like this, then I might actually spend time watching advertisements instead of getting up to piss or get a snack. See the images below for some of the best frames, then there’s the actual video at the end. Enjoy!

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she wedges her fingers between her jiggly juggs

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she deposits her big bra on the floor

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the silhouetted sidewinder boobs show her true size: BiG!

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gratuitous ending – I’m not complaining!

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the controversy of boobs in commercials

Monday, November 2nd, 2009
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This commercial has been making the rounds ’round these Internets of mine. And not just at the pervy flesh-n-boob sites, but even at popular news sites in many different foreign languages and across cultures, all stirring up something of a controversy about the use of breasts to promote commerce. It seems this Fleggaard company had intentionally produced a NSFW commercial running an astounding 2 minutes 45 seconds long. Yes, a commercial! Trailers for multi-million movies rarely take that long, let alone for a company that from the looks of it is like the Danish equivalent of a posh Kmart. I could care less about their products really, but this commercial is all tits!

Bras and Breasts considered dumb inventions

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

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Okay okay not fleshy breasts proper, and not modern bras as we know them today, but both of these inventive takes on the boob made their way into LIFE magazine’s “Dumb Inventions” review. And they account for 2 of the 30 whacky patents – thems good boob-odds! The “beating breasts” above are described as “artificial breasts with a built-in heartbeat, an invention from — where else? — Japan intended as a sleeping aid for very young children.” Yup. That’s weird all right. But my favorite of the two are the “cup bras” pictured below! They’re strapless, wireless, and best of all they make perfect ice cream containers! How the hell they were supposed to function as a bra only Charles L. Langs will ever know! Lol!

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Go Topless followup ( @boobnews )

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Some pictures are spilling in from the recent Go Topless day event, notably this group of mostly pastie-boobs from the San Francisco rally:

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(I’ll try to post any more photos I get here, or learn how to make a standalone “gallery” without a post in this WordPress environment)

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Additionally, the event garnered over a minute of CNN coverage later that day:

a true boob fetishist: the Art of Vincent Stephens

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

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I guess you can tell I’m reporting these days on some unusual content, non-sponsor content, and generally trying to provide more “boob coverage” as it were. I’ve gotten a few emails but let me know what you think of my more expanded coverage.

For this post I’d like to introduce you to the true boob fetishism of Vincent Stephens, an artist who turns his desires into boob illustrations, occasionally in color but usually black & white ink drawings. He has a real fine sense of line, and makes sure the thicker lines are always accentuating all the right curves: hips, tits, butt. He dabbles in all types of porn illustration, but he definitely has a knack for the voluptuous, and his drawings have included renditions of some of my favorite models including Dors Feline, Miosotis and Minka – proving his fetishism is for boobs of all shapes & sizes.

Some samples are below. And a little bit of soul searching (i.e. google search engine) lead me to his DeviantArt profile which includes many samples of his work. Now I know he says he’s “mightily” pissed to find his work duplicated all over the internet, but hopefully he’ll see my blog as a service to his practice and not be too ticked off. I am, after all, a fan of his fetishism – and I think I’m maintaining the integrity of his art as much as possible.

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again, visit his DeviantArt profile and say Hi Boobs!

today is Go Topless Day!

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

go-topless_allowed-or-notOkay officially speaking it’s not called Go Topless Day. Unofficially speaking it’s not called that either! Hah. But today is Women’s Equality Day and all around the United States today women are gathering en masse and removing their tops to expose the “cover-up” for what it is: a farce! That a fat bloated man can remove his shirt at the beach or even in the urban jungle, exposing his man-boobs and beer gut for all to have to deal with, but bosoms are shunned and seen as inappropriate for viewing in social settings. Well I for one support seeing breasts more often, and simultaneous support rallies are taking place in Columbus (OH), Portland (OR), Chicago, Miami Beach, Venice Beach, Maui and NYC – so if you happen to be near or in one of these cities and wouldn’t mind seeing some summer pairs in the open (I can imagine residents of Maui and Miami Beach already get enough of that! loL!), visit the GoTopless website for more details!

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The topless phenomenon has lead one photographer to document women all over New York City baring their breasts, for, as you’ll see the MSNBC reporter below admit herself, “equality”:

Me, I’m all for seeing boobs in public equality.

Man, was Janet Jackson’s wardrobe “malfunction” back in 2004? Seems like that was just yesterday. Well photographer Jordan Matter has been photographing topless New Yorkers ever since, and here are some pages from his book, Uncovered:

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Looks pretty good, if I do say so myself. Ask for it at your local bookstore!

Meanwhile, free your breasts, free your mind! Go Topless!

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