Meanwhile, in the world of boobvertising: Tits sell frothy drinks, and make boys shake their bottles. I wonder how many takes it took for that shot?

Anyone care to translate? An Australian company with Russian text, using boobs to sell products aka boobvertising. The water splash clip is my fav!

I love it when utility and design go hand-in-hand, and I love it even more when the product in question has to do with BOOBS! Even i have to give it up for CupCase, a bra-luggage lunch box container that looks good and puts all your travel bras in one location. What a smart idea, and I know now what to get a few of my booby friends for their birthdays this year – wouldn’t mind meeting Kristi too:

“I absolutely love my CupCase and can’t imagine traveling without it! I have a larger chest and have always struggled with how to safely stash my bras in my suitcase so they don’t get crushed. The CupCase fits right in and I can easily store 3-4 bras for longer trips. And I hate to put my delicates in my hotel dresser – yuck! So now I have a fun carrying case and I don’t care whether it’s seen at the security checkpoint or is laying around when the hotel maid comes in. And I can open it up right in the drawer and I’m set! Then I just zip it up and go. Love it!!”- Kristi, Indianapolis, IN

What was that about a larger chest? Larger than what? ;)

rarely seen, but Danielle loves sucking dick! she looks good all hog-tied up too!

2012 is already looking up-and-up! There is yet again more boob-hound content out there than I can count, let alone whack off to. But there’s another story to be told, that’s undermining the very fabric of your and my boob fetishism. SOPA & PIPA were vehemently stopped in their tracks – congratulations. But ACTA is now acting up in Europe, and it’s unclear to me how the notion of ‘copyright’ works across international lines. I’m not saying I believe in ‘copyleft’ culture, but I am saying that it’s pretty fucking obvious that the legislators who are drafting up all of these documents don’t have a clue about LIKE buttons, re-blogs, YouTube embeds, ‘viral’ videos, model sign-off request forms, webmaster affiliate programs, etc. Just no clue. Meanwhile, it takes a Presidential address to get them to cease insider trading. Tells me everything I need to know about their priorities versus our lives. Point is, I look to support as many of the models I report on as I possibly can, and currently how I show that support is with this blog. It’s unclear to me as a citizen and voter how my support of my fetishisms would be in turn be supported by this legislation. I know it’s a business, an industry, and it makes billions. I’m not saying it shouldn’t make more, we should all make more, but we should do it with good user interaction, dialog and community, not the threat of legal action for embedding a picture as my Twitter background or how a video in the background of a video embedd could get a website embedding the embed turned off – see, makes no sense! I don’t know the position of any of my sponsors, but I hope they understand this is a threat to them more than me, because if webmasters like myself feel threatened, suddenly content will be throttled and traffic will decline. So maybe the point is FAP while you still can – in which case, I’m happy to offer you the following TITS:

I digitally desire Angel Cassidy

Jaylene on top!

well, those are real

Nicole's fantastic soaping boobs

Talia's big bra, no longer an issue

Cassandra and Sierra together at last

Brandy for DDF - big juicy udders!

Aryana is bootylicious with big ol' titties too!

Adrianne's juicy juggs make waves

the tits that time forgot

she has great tits, so we have great time!

her outfit is meant to be see-thru

modern-day torpedo tits

giant monster natural tits!

nice tits, now suck ittttt!!

watch her work herself!

she might only be a full C-cup, but I want to fuck her so hard! now watch Holly Michaels get stuffed by the King of Cum himself!

BOOBS, IN YOUR FACE!

her name is Boobs Ana, go figure!

I wanna nibble!

Vanessa's tits of yore

more Roxanne Brewer for Vintage Cuties

Sarah Nicola has some glossy bigguns

Eva Notty gets naughty!

Clanddi Jinkcego is her name

Spencer Scott's super-firm titties!

Busty Ellen's sweater meat

too cute! great OH FACE too!

Robyn's beautiful droopers

Already over a million views – therefore must be some truth to it.

While the boobs seemingly get bigger as the months progress, honestly they got September all wrong – that month should at least be in the JJ-cup range! Alas, I cannot wait for December – those juggs look absolutely Armageddon-worthy!

available here

These made the rounds a while ago, but I’m still confused by them! The GIF above shows the frame-by-frame transition, and the JPG directly above shows the four frames used to blend into the final image. Oddly enough, these ladies’ natural build is somewhere closer to the end, where their shapes and features are accented, almost cartoonish. It’s unclear why they were morphed, or what the intention was – does anybody know the story of these GIFs? Odd. Click each still image below for its respective animation:

More FEMEN big-titty antics, and this brunette boober does have a smashing pair… of fists! A great one-two punch, and a good handful of boob too!

A quick last-second shout-out to legendary singer and pop-boober Dolly Parton on her whopping 66th birthday – her age number has officially surpassed her bust-line number! loL!!

Dolly these days – as fuckable as the first time I fapped to her:

I don’t follow the game series so I can’t tell you if this has any precedent or not, but the Japanese magazine print ad for the upcoming Soul Calibur V game (due 2012.2.2) is boobtacular to say the least! There’s no mention of this lady in the official trailer either – here – so I’m not sure if she’s a ‘win the bad guy get the girl’ kind of girl, but I’m definitely piqued to know more.

“Visual Linguists” magazine JUT have released Issue 1, the Manifesto – I’ve been waiting a while to experience more magazines this way

Yes Please! Eden Moore's giang big baps hanging out the balcony.

I didn’t really plan a year-in-review, one because I never have done so and two because I just get on with it. But it is worth noting that 2011 was pretty good in the Boob Dept. – hi-def video is only getting higher, quality and refinement of photos are only getting better, and of course, the tits are only getting BIGGER! Fakers, natural hangers, big whoppers, droopy boobs, saggy tits, perky puppies, knockers, bondage bewbs – the bottom line is Tits-R-Fun! And women with ‘em look great, and act beautiful (and sexy!). It was a pretty good year on my end, but I’m always looking for the next adventure also – a lady named Carolina in 2011 really broke me out of my own mold and showed me a good time in ways I never knew possible, which has since spoiled me but, like the banner says, “Chasing the Big Ones”, here I cum 2012!

peek-a-boober!

Nataly's hard-body!

squeeze 'em together for me

watch this boober blow best

she looks very happy for cumblast!

they'll be droopy one day

lovely red and pale combo

wet and wild with Joanna!

she has a face? whaaaa?!

now that's fetishism!

so big they fill the frame

spotted at the beach

not my imagination - this is for real!

Yurizan, tittyfucked!

watch Nikki gag on cock

fun playful squeeze time!

Destinys seriously big whoppers

Chloe Vevrier delivered 20 updates in December, still going strong with her 36GG naturals - and in her latest newsletter she invents a new word, that sounds like something I would spit out: MENWORLD.

meanwhile, in suburbia

god I love Christy

oh this'll be good!

no bikini equals Bikini Riot!

too cute!

truly big tits are big from behind

biggun whoppers!

someones big boobed ex gf

Lorna and her big... hairdo

big titty high contrast

blonde big boobed barbie babe!

Eva Notty u so Naughty

I wish I had a friend with a "hot mom" like Alia - god what I'd give to split her open like that!

HAPPY XXXMAS EVERYONE!!

Santa Comes Again, and again, and again, thanks to these non-stop repeater GIFS from ScandyMan! Scandy himself says it best:

This has everything that a direct to video porn enthusiast could ask for:
• excruciatingly extended sex scenes made up of several repeating short loops
• long red fingernails
• the director can be heard several times giving direction off-camera
• synthesizer renditions of well-known (Christmas) songs, slightly modified so that they sound familiar but not exact
• WAY too many close ups of gaping vagina flesh (who looks at vagina??)
• and lots and lots of cunnilingus where it’s obvious the male performers aren’t even pretending to pleasure the actresses, much less get them off, with all that furious bombardment of lapping tongues and slurping lips nowhere near to where it would have any actual effect

Wow, FEMEN are really on a big titty tear these days, stirring up news circuits in multiple geographic regions. In their native Ukraine they made a point to “own the wall” of incumbent Prime Minister Azarov’s Facebook page (the FEMEN “NGO” page has nearly 2x as many “likes”). The roughly translated press release states:

FEMEN action was directed against the sexist and hateful politics of aging prime minister. The women’s movement FEMEN demands immediate resignation of senile Azarov as Prime Minister. The reason for this is a patriarchal attitude toward women Azarov and bandit-clan related to the economy of Ukraine entrusted to him. Recall that one of the largest number of cabinet ministers in the world does not include in its membership a single woman minister, and his remarks against women and its socio-political role Azarov long prirovnyal Ukraine to the countries of the Sharia. Man, rallies against which people are dying, there is nothing to congratulate!

I like that when she “gasps” or gets excited, she smacks her boobs!

PS – who is she?

Awesome behind-the-scenes footage of the women of FEMEN practicing their titty-exposed protest methods. I love the fact that they keep fixing their hair, even though a second later all they do is whale it around and mess it up again!