The Twelve Days of Titmastide

Turn your volume down – it’s a bit excruciating to be honest, but 4 ladies in lingerie I could listen to them yap forever (especially the blue boober on the far left, wow!):

Unwrapping Tassel Tits for #XXXMAS

HAPPY XXXMAS EVERYONE!!

Santa Comes Again (and again, and again)

Santa Comes Again, and again, and again, thanks to these non-stop repeater GIFS from ScandyMan! Scandy himself says it best:

This has everything that a direct to video porn enthusiast could ask for:
• excruciatingly extended sex scenes made up of several repeating short loops
• long red fingernails
• the director can be heard several times giving direction off-camera
• synthesizer renditions of well-known (Christmas) songs, slightly modified so that they sound familiar but not exact
• WAY too many close ups of gaping vagina flesh (who looks at vagina??)
• and lots and lots of cunnilingus where it’s obvious the male performers aren’t even pretending to pleasure the actresses, much less get them off, with all that furious bombardment of lapping tongues and slurping lips nowhere near to where it would have any actual effect

FEMEN’s Bloodsucker Big Boobs

Wow, FEMEN are really on a big titty tear these days, stirring up news circuits in multiple geographic regions. In their native Ukraine they made a point to “own the wall” of incumbent Prime Minister Azarov’s Facebook page (the FEMEN “NGO” page has nearly 2x as many “likes”). The roughly translated press release states:

FEMEN action was directed against the sexist and hateful politics of aging prime minister. The women’s movement FEMEN demands immediate resignation of senile Azarov as Prime Minister. The reason for this is a patriarchal attitude toward women Azarov and bandit-clan related to the economy of Ukraine entrusted to him. Recall that one of the largest number of cabinet ministers in the world does not include in its membership a single woman minister, and his remarks against women and its socio-political role Azarov long prirovnyal Ukraine to the countries of the Sharia. Man, rallies against which people are dying, there is nothing to congratulate!

Sexy CTS-V Coupe

Watch both parts simultaneously on two big widescreen monitors:

I like that when she “gasps” or gets excited, she smacks her boobs!

PS – who is she?

FEMEN boot camp

Awesome behind-the-scenes footage of the women of FEMEN practicing their titty-exposed protest methods. I love the fact that they keep fixing their hair, even though a second later all they do is whale it around and mess it up again!

Take the Titty Plunge

Wonderbra UK are inviting the public to plunge the cleavage of model Adriana Cernanova while she’s projected onto London’s Battersea Power Station. Unfortunately men are prohibited from participating in the event in the fear that they would attempt to dive head-first into the actual building, thinking it two giant boobs, and concuss themselves. Seriously. This is BOOBVERTISING at its best: