Jodie Marsh spotted

UK glamour celebrity and media personality Jodie Marsh was recently spotted over at Playboy UK. All I have to say is she is looking fiiiiiiiiiine! Compare with her blonde look below and I think you’ll agree. Plus, her tattoo work is coming along nicely!

The Jodie of yore:

versus the Jodie of 2009:

seriously, which do you prefer? she’s 30 now and her maturity is ooooooozing for sex.

sunday smorgasbord – Boobs in Print

For this week’s Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs I present you with a collection of boobs in print: from advertisements to covers for magazines and straight-to-VHS movies, boobs have long been employed in print mediums (unfortunately not in the popular press!) to lure in potential customers and readers. With a couple unknown sources thrown in:

This next one doesn’t really fit in, but are you complaining?

This next one at first appears ‘all ass’, then you see the fridge air is a wee chilly:

This last one is a real treat. Do you recognize… Alexis Love? In her youth!

Hope you all had a good weekend!

Symone Staxxx for BigNaturals

Another BigNaturals update which is twice this week I know, but they really have some quality stuff coming out as of late. And their most-recent update fits in with today’s emerging theme of big black pillow-tits, following up from this morning’s post about Jenny Hill and her 38Q – for queen-sized – bosom. It’s always encouraging to see new faces sucking cock and BN never fail at finding new talent. Her name is Symone Staxxx and she’s as bubbly as she appears, and her debut with BigNaturals is a sure-winner.

The following is but a tease of what this girl does when it comes to food and fucking. Fear not the donut-ringed cock doesn’t last forever, but she does sure like the taste. Click here to watch the trailer.

 

Click here to watch the trailer.

the BIG book of Breasts

TLA Raw, one of my two or three preferred go-to places for adult content currently is having a sale of Taschen’s 2006 publication The Big Book of Breasts, a near-400 page monster of a coffee table book. I mean it’s massive, about a foot squared, and hardcovered so it’s heavy like Roberta Pedon’s all-naturals (the book weighs nearly 8 lbs!). I don’t actually own a copy myself but I’ve frequently skimmed it while visiting a friend of mine who happens to be a burlesque performer so she uses it for inspiration and a sense of legacy (and yes, she has a very large bosom!). However at nearly 50% off the cover price, and cheaper than Amazon’s used copies, I’m considering picking up my own edition. It’s a really remarkable book, with mostly black-and-white and a handful (ahem) of color photographs of some truly remarkable shapes and hourglass figures that are largely responsible for the modern American obsession with baps, bosoms, breasts, juggs, tits, melons,  you name ‘em!

Here are some page-scans and even a promotional video from Dian Hanson, Taschen’s “sexy book” editor!

Includes the talents of Virginia Bell, Uschi Digard, Candye Kane, Sylvia McFarland, Roberta Pedon, Candy Samples, Tempest Storm, June Wilkinson and even Norma Stitz! Read an excerpt from the editor’s forward and understand how the editor traces the American fascination with boobs post-WWII through Russ Meyer and eventually into the silicon-obsessed 90s, which Hanson is particularly critical of. Order your copy from TLA Raw. And watch the editor’s promotional video, including how they produced that delightful cover:

Friday Finds – cmon you boob sleuths!

I know how well-versed my audience is in the art of boob sleuthing, you’ve done it before! We’ve tracked down Russian BBW honies, Latina one-hit-wonders and the like. This face I’m certain is familiar to someone. I’m certain also the angle of the photograph makes her breasts appear larger than they actually are, side-view mirror style and all, but still it’s an impressive shot, and a nugget I’m waiting for someone else to identify.

Here’s a more traditional boob find, she certainly appears as though she wants to be a performer for my big screen (it’s not that big to be honest). And yes, you can tell I’m something of an old-hardware dork, as I spot the box radio with big knobs in the background, bedside. Hey, my eyes were following the curve of her rump, it was a little hard to not notice.

BBW Jenny Hill’s big pillows

Made ya look!

Only kidding, BBW Jenny Hill’s big pillows are below. However I wanted to make a statement.

You see, I love women, especially women with really big giant tits. There, I said it (as if it wasn’t obvious from reading my archives!) Still, I need to say it, I like to say it out loud. Big Giant Tits. You see, while I consider all women beautiful for simply being women – I like to hear their voices, I like the way they walk and move, the way they throw their hair around, the way they bend at the knees different, their hips, their smiles, their butts and their bosoms – and yes I would even go so far as to consider the above lady, whomever she is, beautiful for simply being a woman, it’s just that she’s not my kind of woman. I can envision someone making love to her, hell I can envision myself making love to her because I have a pretty wild imagination, even though I’d likely never plug her in the real world. But I can imagine someone else is fond of her, her body type. And I’m not exactly attracted to a ‘body type’ to be honest. I like small butts, big butts, pudgy stomachs, flat stomachs, short girls, girls a foot taller than me. But I absolutely love big breasts, it’s something I can definitely get off on and have fun with in the sack. I like it when about 80% of the time I’m performing some act (I’m a bit theatrical) or contorting our bodies into some position and the woman I’m with will exclaim, “Oh that’s nice! I’ve never done that before!” I like that. It not only encourages me but it reminds me that so few men out there actually know what to do when confronted with a pair o DDs, let alone 38Q like the monumentally-stacked BBW Jenny Hill! Me, I wouldn’t waste much time here. “Hold your breasts like that” as I lay on top and give you 20 push-ups while my cock vertically thrusts in and out between your foot-long cleavage, my cock head buried deep inside hitting your chest plate with every thrust, in and out in and out. I can’t say I’ve ever done that myself, see how easy and fun it is to come up with this stuff! Now I just need to go find me some Big Giant Tits.

For now, click for full-size: (and visit BBW Jenny Hill’s website)

waking up with Maria Moore

Thinking about Maria Moore’s upcoming role in XL’s My Big Plump Wedding, I’m reminded of the work she did for another X-titled production house, or person rather: XX-Cel, one of the horniest gropers of big tits on the nets. And it’s pretty obvious I can’t get enough of her myself, but are you complaining really? Would you be able to resist her smile or her juggs measuring in at 36J (what did you think that J stood for: JUGGS!)? Could you deny her?

This video features some remarkable close-up work:

You know, I enjoy watching Maria and all, but what I really want is to taste her:

Like I said lots of great close-action camerawork. See for yourself at XX-Cel!