a couple Anna Semenovich pop-suck-le commercials

Honestly I couldn’t tell you what that thing on the stick is. I’m too occupied with Anna’s monumental 34E cleavage. I mean, if I was one of these actors I would have intentionally messed up take after take after take just to get to stare at those boobs!

Big Titty Slideshow: blone beach boobs

She’s one of those boobers I should recognize, but the name just isn’t coming to mind – it’s not even on my tongue. However I can think of a couple things I’d do with my tongue if her name she was on it:

click to see the big titty slideshow

Sara is a Heavy Handfuls champ who craves big dicks

An otherwise innocent looking girl, Sara stuffs her mouth and pussy with this big Rocco-cock. Wow. Honestly she’s not the biggest boober in the biz, but her body type is such that if you saw her in person (I think I have enough experience to declare this, thank you) you’d be jaw-dropped by her proportions. Breasts with just the right hang, and that are each a Heavy Handful, and her areola are of just the right diameter and perk to make her breasts optically appear that much bigger. And her real talent in this scene is her ability to spread her pussy wide for this giant cock, which only gets her pussy-juices flowing, she’s glowing for cock:

anyone care to translate? #infoboobs #boobstats #graphs

NYET! I don’t speak a lick of Russian! I mean I can almost tell you what each graphic is probably about – that’s the interesting thing about visual language and infographics. But the text itself, I don’t have a clue. Anyone out there speak, or read rather, Russian?

some old-school Georgina Lempin for Rodox

Georgina Lempin is one of those larger-than-life boobers who will live on as essential for my own breast fetishism. And it’s not just her massive 44G natural Hungarian tits. Or her monster rump. Or her ginger pussy hair. But all of thsoe attributes and more – there is, of course, her sexual appetite. At a time when really not too much porn from Europe made its way to my shores, Georgina’s work always got the spotlight. And I distinctly remember this magazine spread, and of course now it’s all available online, in this instance archived over at Rodox – where some of the best porn from my memory lives on!

Boobs in Retrospect: Blue Nudes I miss you

Back in the very late 90s there was a website that launched that no one else at the time could compare to. The photography was crisp, the models were all choice and some “exclusive” given the-then limited scope of internet models, and the delivery was simple and efficient. Blue Nudes was unlike anything at the time, a true ero-art photo site that also occasionally dabbled in big-breast models that other sites at the time simply weren’t considering. And then in early-to-mid 2006 Jana Defi and her 32G naturals made two appearances, cementing the legacy of Blue Nudes and the photographic genius of Arturo for all time. The website is still online after nearly 4 years of inactivity, which means someone either footed the DNS bill in advance or is still fronting it annually, but either way its a glimpse back in time to see how ero-art photography looked just a couple years back, and how far and fast we have progressed since. But Jana’s work then will still remain some of her best of that era, along with some select other models that Arturo managed to shoot for his archives.

the Bronx Beat with Katy Perry’s banned boobies

Old news to most, but I’m still catching up filtering through literally thousands of news items. This is surely one for the books, or boob-archives rather, staring Katy Perry on SNL wearing a trimmed-to-reveal Elmo shirt, showing off her D-cup cleavage, poking fun at her recent banned performance from the kid show in which she wore a yellow dress that as far as I can tell was simply nice, not sexy.