Monday, April 12th, 2010
what does it mean!? It’s not a trick question. This is officially my 1,000th hand-written boob-tastic post! Congratulations to me! It took over two years but if I do my math that means at least a post a day, or around 1.3 to be more average-specific. I’m sure that’s nothing compared to other boob blogs, but I really take pride in what I do here. I write all my own posts by hand, I do a lot of tweaking my own media (jpegs and videos), and I wrote my own theme from scratch to handle the content that I wanted to deliver.
On that note, I’ll say I’m sure some of you have noticed some changes in this blog’s appearance lately (you RSS readers are oblivious, but that’s fine, you’re paying attention to the actual blog content and that is what matters most!). The change wasn’t all my choice to be honest. I simply out grew my previous webhost and had to strip a ton of the code out to even maintain a connection with the server. I hope in the past week+ you’ve all noticed improved performance, as I migrated hosts and are now paying a pretty penny just to keep this space up and running. Is it worth it? Are YOU worth it? YES. You betcha. I plan to do another code update in the coming weeks and months and hope to take advantage of my new-found computing resources. Yes, I’m a boob fetishist and a nerd! Potential ideas include that gif library I’ve been mentioning, more interviews (ladies get in touch!), more video, more embedded content, possibly even my own tube channel. Lots of ideas. Little time. Next to no money, I’m not a circle-jerk kind of programmer, so I really hope you just like this blog, and what I do.
A couple shout-outs are in order of course. You all probably already read this but if not I hope you see a spike in your incoming links. I’m talking about Smoothie Luv – this guy runs what I would run and does what I would do if I didn’t manage HiBoobs; in other words next to my own ego his site is the next best thing! Then there’s Scandy Factory – I think a lot of my early traffic came from this guy and his posts are horrific, gore-rific, and frequently boob-tastic! When I need my alt porn fix I turn to altporn.net – so should you (of course I’m trying to report more here because frankly alt-porn sluts are sluts! if you know what I mean!). Niklas from BoobieBlog – big ups man, you’re like the New York Times of boob blogs! the Savage Erotic Media blog is still one of the best “industry” or “insider” porn blogs I’ve stumbled upon – love the blend of porn news, behind the scenes, and random-shit rants! Other shout outs: Darius, where did you go?; JQ, are you still out there? and Boobster, BOOB ON! man I don’t know how you do it!
This blog has come a long way from the scrappy quickly-coded and sloppy-archived blog for the sake of blogging to what I would describe as an honest, fresh and often personal (albeit corporate and sponsor-driven) relationship to breast fetishism. In short, I love boobs. And there’s lots of boobs to enjoy on the net. And I want to share the best of what I find, and the best of other breast-related thoughts, with you. And I hope you enjoy my style, both visually and conceptually.
Will I boob-blog forever? Probably not, but I’ll never say never. Would I like to boob-blog for a really long time? You better fucking believe it! Again I’m planning for a redesign soon and hopefully I can serve up more breasts per day in the coming months and years. There isn’t enough time in the day to do this and live my own life (chasing the big ones). For now, when you see them, say, “Hi Boobs!”
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Another round of happy Fat Tuesday wishes for y’all! I can’t get enough of this holiday myself. I’ll be parading around all day in my gold, green and purple. And I’ll attempt as I always do to break my personal record for public bap-sightings! I’m nowhere New Orleans but for those of you who are there, kudos!
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Did you not hear about this one? It blew up in Russia beyond belief, and I only spotted it because in passing over some other tech-hack news I happened to notice a ginormous pair of ebony naturals hanging in the distance! So mid-January last month some Russian hackers gained access via network to a LCD billboard screen about 2 miles south of the Kremlin, once the foothold of Communism. However they weren’t interested in preaching the rhetoric of yore, instead they halted traffic for nearly 20 minutes with their breast fetishisms! Specifically, if I know my boob trivia, I’m pretty certain the tits they flashed are the 40EE breasts of Cassitty; more specifically, I think the cuts shown below are from her performance for Voluptuous Xtra #7!
Here’s the full AFP report as posted at Google News:
MOSCOW — Traffic jerked to a standstill as rubbernecking motorists ogled a pornographic clip posted by hackers on big-screen video billboards in Moscow, Russian news agencies reported on Friday.
The company that operates the billboards, Panno.ru, said hackers were behind a graphic sex video broadcast late Thursday night on two roadside screens along Moscow’s Garden Ring Road, one of the city’s busiest arteries.
“This was an attack by hackers on the computers, as a result of which one of the commercial video clips was swapped for an indecent video,” Panno.ru commercial director Viktor Laptev told RIA-Novosti.
He speculated the attack could have been linked to competition on the advertising market, or simply “hooliganism.”
Witnesses said traffic crawled to a halt as unbelieving motorists craned their necks to stare at the X-rated clip which ran for about 20 minutes on the oversized screens.
“Within three minutes we found it out, and within fifteen minutes the screen was shut off,” the deputy head of the Moscow city advertising committee, Alexander Menchuk, was quoted as saying by Interfax.
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
Krissy Lynn rides for Brazzers Network
Every week at Brazzers Network more content gets published than I can report on. While Krissy Lynn’s performance in my opinion was not actually their best update of this week past, the reason I’m not showing the best is because I still hope to do a “Best of Brazzers” for this past week post, which believe me includes some incredible tit-shots! So you’ll have to settle for this for the time being. Still, Krissy’s tits are pretty amazing eh, defying gravity and all!
Ava Devine makes an appearance on Live With Lauren
Gosh darnit! I missed this one live, as in Live With Lauren. But legendary boober Ava Devine has recently returned to the scene and was on Lauren’s show last week – she’s got a new scene with Naughty America and will hopefully be more visible around the boobosphere in 2010!
Jennique at 18 and Busty
I haven’t heard from Jennique in a while, but she just made an appearance over at 18 and Busty. She’s obviously not 18 anymore but her tits are still holding up nicely – I wouldn’t mind holding them up nicely for that matter!
Kristy and Brittany get soapy sexy
Although this update comes from Kristy Baby, the boober is actually Brittany Love. Still, they get freaky fresh as in fresh & clean in the bathtub, so I don’t mind watching!
Lisa Ann is Snooki’s mom in Jersey Shore Parody
While she’s not on the cover (WTF is that about?), Lisa Ann does perform in the recently released Official Jersey Shore Parody porn flick which is only currently available for pre-order. Wasn’t Lisa Ann in last week’s update? Man she is a busy boober!
Jordan Carver is all the boob-rage these days!
Not news to all but news to some, and also not entirely something that happened in this past calendar week but more something I’ve been meaning to mention, within a couple weeks of each other Jordan Carver and her proportionately BIG 34G breasts both premiered over at PinupFiles and she launched her own website! Good on her! By that I mean me, I’d be good, on her. Oh you know what I’m talking about!
Deauxma is a Texas NFL fan with biiiig tits
GO SAINTS! Wait… Go Texas? Well whatever. At least this way thanks to long-time MILF Deauxma all you football fans can have your big tits and pigskins at the same time!
Sara Jay gets plugged from above and in reverse! Hah!
What a fantastic fuck-shot! It takes a really flexible boober like Sara Jay to pull this one off successfully! And she does, thanks to Rico and her friend Kelly, assisting. Her 36Es are still stunning, and she contrasts nicely against the dude’s glowing black cock, she sure does like to get split open doesn’t she!
a big boob baseball player for Exploited Chubbies
With baseball’s spring training right around the corner, this update at the newly launched Exploited Chubbies seemed highly appropriate! And as the name implies, yes she gets exploited, while the ball is never used the bat is!
Michelle takes two cocks for Human Toilet Bowls
And yes, as the name Human Toilet Bowls implies this busty bird Michelle does briefly wear a toilet bowl rim on her head before taking these two cocks! She actually prefers two to one, double the pleasure, double the fun!
Priya Anjali Rai takes advice from Dyanna Lauren
What does Priya Anjali Rai do that isn’t absolute hotness? Here she’s getting fingered by fellow boober and friend Dyanna Lauren and clearly she’s enjoying the moment, possibly more than me!
Chloe Vevrier’s updates for the month of February
February is a short month but have your pick of updates at Chloe Vevrier’s personal website! Her 36GG naturals are un-matched, and she’s still steaming sexy, even getting better with age!
Natt Chanapa’s perky titties for 88 Square
Is this a total compromise of my “big boob fetishism” principles? Not really, because Natt Chanapa of 88 Square actually measures up at a whopping 36D, which for a Thai boober is quite impressive!
Rebecca Jessop has an incredibly thick body
You’ve probably seen her all over the place, at other sites. But did you know that 32H enhanced boober Rebecca Jessop has her own site? Did I mention her tits are 32H, yup I’m pretty sure I did!
Is that a Razr? Only kidding. A self-shooting Busty GF
I love amateur porn hardcore or soft like this so much, so this really is a case of saving the best or last! Check out all these pics of this self-shooting busty girlfriend! Probably “ex”-girlfriend now, but thank you to whoever got ahold of these images for sharing!
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
If only Bra Heaven were a real place, and I don’t mean in the celestial or holy sense, but a real place. Like, in Nebraska, or Florida, or wherever it may be. We can vote over what would be the best location (I’d make a pilgrimage regardless) but one thing we should all be certain of is one rule to gain entry into Bra Heaven is you leave you bra behind and walk back to town, on foot, top off, tits swinging!
Friday, January 1st, 2010
Put my “tits gifs” archives online – this year! It’s coming, I promise. Soon. I’m implementing a rating system and trying to sort out how to tag and categorize the gifs without their meta infecting the main blog structure. But it is coming, it’s my resolution to myself!
