Another round of happy Fat Tuesday wishes for y’all! I can’t get enough of this holiday myself. I’ll be parading around all day in my gold, green and purple. And I’ll attempt as I always do to break my personal record for public bap-sightings! I’m nowhere New Orleans but for those of you who are there, kudos!
Did you not hear about this one? It blew up in Russia beyond belief, and I only spotted it because in passing over some other tech-hack news I happened to notice a ginormous pair of ebony naturals hanging in the distance! So mid-January last month some Russian hackers gained access via network to a LCD billboard screen about 2 miles south of the Kremlin, once the foothold of Communism. However they weren’t interested in preaching the rhetoric of yore, instead they halted traffic for nearly 20 minutes with their breast fetishisms! Specifically, if I know my boob trivia, I’m pretty certain the tits they flashed are the 40EE breasts of Cassitty; more specifically, I think the cuts shown below are from her performance for Voluptuous Xtra #7!
Here’s the full AFP report as posted at Google News:
MOSCOW — Traffic jerked to a standstill as rubbernecking motorists ogled a pornographic clip posted by hackers on big-screen video billboards in Moscow, Russian news agencies reported on Friday.
The company that operates the billboards, Panno.ru, said hackers were behind a graphic sex video broadcast late Thursday night on two roadside screens along Moscow’s Garden Ring Road, one of the city’s busiest arteries.
“This was an attack by hackers on the computers, as a result of which one of the commercial video clips was swapped for an indecent video,” Panno.ru commercial director Viktor Laptev told RIA-Novosti.
He speculated the attack could have been linked to competition on the advertising market, or simply “hooliganism.”
Witnesses said traffic crawled to a halt as unbelieving motorists craned their necks to stare at the X-rated clip which ran for about 20 minutes on the oversized screens.
“Within three minutes we found it out, and within fifteen minutes the screen was shut off,” the deputy head of the Moscow city advertising committee, Alexander Menchuk, was quoted as saying by Interfax.
Krissy Lynn rides for Brazzers Network
Every week at Brazzers Network more content gets published than I can report on. While Krissy Lynn’s performance in my opinion was not actually their best update of this week past, the reason I’m not showing the best is because I still hope to do a “Best of Brazzers” for this past week post, which believe me includes some incredible tit-shots! So you’ll have to settle for this for the time being. Still, Krissy’s tits are pretty amazing eh, defying gravity and all!
Ava Devine makes an appearance on Live With Lauren
Gosh darnit! I missed this one live, as in Live With Lauren. But legendary boober Ava Devine has recently returned to the scene and was on Lauren’s show last week – she’s got a new scene with Naughty America and will hopefully be more visible around the boobosphere in 2010!
Jennique at 18 and Busty
I haven’t heard from Jennique in a while, but she just made an appearance over at 18 and Busty. She’s obviously not 18 anymore but her tits are still holding up nicely – I wouldn’t mind holding them up nicely for that matter!
Kristy and Brittany get soapy sexy
Although this update comes from Kristy Baby, the boober is actually Brittany Love. Still, they get freaky fresh as in fresh & clean in the bathtub, so I don’t mind watching!
Lisa Ann is Snooki’s mom in Jersey Shore Parody
While she’s not on the cover (WTF is that about?), Lisa Ann does perform in the recently released Official Jersey Shore Parody porn flick which is only currently available for pre-order. Wasn’t Lisa Ann in last week’s update? Man she is a busy boober!
Jordan Carver is all the boob-rage these days!
Not news to all but news to some, and also not entirely something that happened in this past calendar week but more something I’ve been meaning to mention, within a couple weeks of each other Jordan Carver and her proportionately BIG 34G breasts both premiered over at PinupFiles and she launched her own website! Good on her! By that I mean me, I’d be good, on her. Oh you know what I’m talking about!
Deauxma is a Texas NFL fan with biiiig tits
GO SAINTS! Wait… Go Texas? Well whatever. At least this way thanks to long-time MILF Deauxma all you football fans can have your big tits and pigskins at the same time!
Sara Jay gets plugged from above and in reverse! Hah!
What a fantastic fuck-shot! It takes a really flexible boober like Sara Jay to pull this one off successfully! And she does, thanks to Rico and her friend Kelly, assisting. Her 36Es are still stunning, and she contrasts nicely against the dude’s glowing black cock, she sure does like to get split open doesn’t she!
a big boob baseball player for Exploited Chubbies
With baseball’s spring training right around the corner, this update at the newly launched Exploited Chubbies seemed highly appropriate! And as the name implies, yes she gets exploited, while the ball is never used the bat is!
Michelle takes two cocks for Human Toilet Bowls
And yes, as the name Human Toilet Bowls implies this busty bird Michelle does briefly wear a toilet bowl rim on her head before taking these two cocks! She actually prefers two to one, double the pleasure, double the fun!
Priya Anjali Rai takes advice from Dyanna Lauren
What does Priya Anjali Rai do that isn’t absolute hotness? Here she’s getting fingered by fellow boober and friend Dyanna Lauren and clearly she’s enjoying the moment, possibly more than me!
Chloe Vevrier’s updates for the month of February
February is a short month but have your pick of updates at Chloe Vevrier’s personal website! Her 36GG naturals are un-matched, and she’s still steaming sexy, even getting better with age!
Natt Chanapa’s perky titties for 88 Square
Is this a total compromise of my “big boob fetishism” principles? Not really, because Natt Chanapa of 88 Square actually measures up at a whopping 36D, which for a Thai boober is quite impressive!
Rebecca Jessop has an incredibly thick body
You’ve probably seen her all over the place, at other sites. But did you know that 32H enhanced boober Rebecca Jessop has her own site? Did I mention her tits are 32H, yup I’m pretty sure I did!
Is that a Razr? Only kidding. A self-shooting Busty GF
I love amateur porn hardcore or soft like this so much, so this really is a case of saving the best or last! Check out all these pics of this self-shooting busty girlfriend! Probably “ex”-girlfriend now, but thank you to whoever got ahold of these images for sharing!
If only Bra Heaven were a real place, and I don’t mean in the celestial or holy sense, but a real place. Like, in Nebraska, or Florida, or wherever it may be. We can vote over what would be the best location (I’d make a pilgrimage regardless) but one thing we should all be certain of is one rule to gain entry into Bra Heaven is you leave you bra behind and walk back to town, on foot, top off, tits swinging!
I’m honestly not too fond of his ink approach, his lines are far too acute and hard-edged for my appreciation, but in being fair to report all things boob and dropping a line on what little there is in the way of boob-art in this world, I thought I’d make mention of deviant artist Axebone and his fascination with the big juggs.
Put my “tits gifs” archives online – this year! It’s coming, I promise. Soon. I’m implementing a rating system and trying to sort out how to tag and categorize the gifs without their meta infecting the main blog structure. But it is coming, it’s my resolution to myself!
And now for something completely different… but not really. Fact is that I get bucketloads of porn in my inbox every week, from up-n-cumming models looking to break out to big-name sponsors simply promoting their wares. Only about 1/30th of it am I able to post here. Time is the main culprit, a lack thereof that is. The other reason is that I like to write. I like my posts and the image sets and videos I choose to blog about to be accompanied by some thought or a story if possible. But I also feel guilty that I’m passing over on literally tons of tits!
Of course I’ve tried something like this before in a way. There was my Boob News series which as far as I’m concerned is still alive, I just haven’t blogged anything in some time. I also posted weekly for six solid months my Twitter Digests which contained tons of links to news and boob-related sources, however the technology running that required constant maintenance, and because of the nature of Twitter and other sources that use it, it proved redundant more or less.
So I’m going to attempt this new series, which if you haven’t guessed already will be titled This Week in Boobs. My hope is for it to be weekly, clearly, but it might become bi-weekly if content is thin. I want to make sure that you get a face full of boob every time I post, so if it appears un-substantial, I’ll wait until it’s worth your while! My intention is to only post the best of the best. Not everything. I want to choose only the images and videos that captivate me, have some boob-punctum or something that is visually unique or awe-inspiring. Instead of entire galleries dedicated to individual performances I’ll write mini-commentary. Of course most of this will be sponsor content, yes, because that’s the nature of this blog and my main outlet for content – I’m not looking to spam y’all with too many boobs! Of course I’ll throw in the occasional nugget when it presents itself also. Let me know if the format works. To boobs and beyond!
Velicity Von for Big Tits at Work
Velicity Von’s performance for Big Tits at Work, a Brazzers site, includes this remarkable titfucking moment. I love the strained look on her face, her neck out-stretched, gasping for air through her teeth!
Dors Feline and her 34K boobs!
I don’t think Dors Feline could hide her 34K boobs even if she tried! Seems like they have their own will and are always popping out to make an appearance, no matter what the pose or position!
Nikita Von James for Doctor Adventures
another Brazzers exclusive scene, this time it’s Nikita Von James getting fucked by this absolutely huge cock! But what really caught my attention was the ample size of her right breast, and how its curve and form continue into the flesh rolls from her contorted back, also the haphazardness of the set design (books backwards, balls half-inflated – I guess the quality of the fucking is more important!) and of course his finger in her asshole is a nice touch too! See the video here.
Jenny – just Jenny – for MC-Nudes
Remind you of someone you sat next to in college biology class? Or is it just me? Either way this girl-next-door who only goes by her first name Jenny is a new model over at MC-Nudes, probably the best ranked & rated nude art site with literally thousands of models to fancy!
Coco Austin on the cover of Bangin’
39-double-D stunner Coco Austin is on the cover for the upcoming issue of Bangin’ The Magazine – BTM! Their website is a wee difficult to navigate and I can’t figure out why Oh, Boy! and Reality Show are in quotes, but when I find out you’ll find out!
Ellie Jay, 32H cup natural boober
With red lingerie on? Or with red lingerie off? Only Ellie Jay can decide what she wants to do with her negligee. … SPOILER: off!
Ariella Ferrera in a new scene for Big Tits Boss
I’ve blogged about her before – see here – and I’m glad she’s back, this time for Big Tits Boss. Ariella has all the right attributes: big smile, sexy hair (with a red tint), adequately hairy pussy, big boobs, and of course she’s married! And the thought of plugging this MiLF drives me absolutely bonkers!
Velicity Von, this time for Monster Curves
What’s this? Another Velicity Von scene? She has been a busy boober! This time for Monster Cruves. I think it’s impossible for me to not post a scene featuring boobs pressed up against the shower stall glass, because each and every time I’m reminded of that scene from Kentucky Fried Movie (if you know the reference, then kudos to you!), which early on helped acknowledge my breast obsession – rewind, play, pause, slow-mo, rewind, play, you get the idea!
some boobs of See My GF
If amateur is your game and you’re looking for stolen archives, hacked facebook accounts, and real naked girlfriends who don’t even know their images are on the net, then take a look at See My GF – lots of amateurs and plenty of boobers to go ’round, including this self-shooter from this past week’s updates.
Puma Swede for Unlimited MiLFs
I’ve always had a thing for fake boobies in tight-fitting clothes, because everything just gets stretched to the limits, and the MiLF extraordinaire Puma Swede rocks this purple number remarkably well for Unlimited MiLFS – fear not though, it quickly comes off, and she takes cock POV style!
‘Curvy Christina’ from CandyCrib
one of the top-100 rated models at CandyCrib, the early-40s MiLF by the name of Curvy Christina has been on something of an upload rampage the past few weeks, uploading multiple sets to this premier sexy social networking site.
Amber gets split by Shane Diesel’s Bangin’ Babes
Shane Diesel has to have one of the biggest and ugliest cocks out there! But that doesn’t stop these girls from taking it all the way – and in this scene Amber gets nearly split open! Some incredible doggy positions to be had in this one.
Charley G is now 34H for DDF Busty
Charley Green returns to DDF Busty and this time she’s measured up at a whopping 34H! She does her trademarked nipple-pinch a-plenty but the image above also proves my claim that she has a nice apple bottom also!
Mighty Big Melons at Aziani Xposed
Can you guess who is behind that masked…melon? Do you think you know your boobers that well? She’s a frequent model over at Aziani Xposed, but I still dare you to test your luck and find out!
Dahlia Dark’s scary xxxmas photo set for PinupFiles
PinupFiles are normally known for their natural boobers – and the saturation of xmas themed porn is already long-since over – but Dahlia Dark is my exception to their rule! Attribute it to her vampish looks, or her stunning tight tops (that always get removed these days!), her ghoulish smile and acute facial features and expressions, or of course her monstrous 40DD tits with the perfect aerodynamic curves – yes I know they’re not real but I could easily grind between those tits for days!