This Week in Boobs, Vol. 1

And now for something completely different… but not really. Fact is that I get bucketloads of porn in my inbox every week, from up-n-cumming models looking to break out to big-name sponsors simply promoting their wares. Only about 1/30th of it am I able to post here. Time is the main culprit, a lack thereof that is. The other reason is that I like to write. I like my posts and the image sets and videos I choose to blog about to be accompanied by some thought or a story if possible. But I also feel guilty that I’m passing over on literally tons of tits!

Of course I’ve tried something like this before in a way. There was my Boob News series which as far as I’m concerned is still alive, I just haven’t blogged anything in some time. I also posted weekly for six solid months my Twitter Digests which contained tons of links to news and boob-related sources, however the technology running that required constant maintenance, and because of the nature of Twitter and other sources that use it, it proved redundant more or less.

So I’m going to attempt this new series, which if you haven’t guessed already will be titled This Week in Boobs. My hope is for it to be weekly, clearly, but it might become bi-weekly if content is thin. I want to make sure that you get a face full of boob every time I post, so if it appears un-substantial, I’ll wait until it’s worth your while! My intention is to only post the best of the best. Not everything. I want to choose only the images and videos that captivate me, have some boob-punctum or something that is visually unique or awe-inspiring. Instead of entire galleries dedicated to individual performances I’ll write mini-commentary. Of course most of this will be sponsor content, yes, because that’s the nature of this blog and my main outlet for content – I’m not looking to spam y’all with too many boobs! Of course I’ll throw in the occasional nugget when it presents itself also. Let me know if the format works. To boobs and beyond!

Velicity Von for Big Tits at Work

Velicity Von’s performance for Big Tits at Work, a Brazzers site, includes this remarkable titfucking moment. I love the strained look on her face, her neck out-stretched, gasping for air through her teeth!

Dors Feline and her 34K boobs!

I don’t think Dors Feline could hide her 34K boobs even if she tried! Seems like they have their own will and are always popping out to make an appearance, no matter what the pose or position!

Nikita Von James for Doctor Adventures

another Brazzers exclusive scene, this time it’s Nikita Von James getting fucked by this absolutely huge cock! But what really caught my attention was the ample size of her right breast, and how its curve and form continue into the flesh rolls from her contorted back, also the haphazardness of the set design (books backwards, balls half-inflated – I guess the quality of the fucking is more important!) and of course his finger in her asshole is a nice touch too! See the video here.

Jenny – just Jenny – for MC-Nudes

Remind you of someone you sat next to in college biology class? Or is it just me? Either way this girl-next-door who only goes by her first name Jenny is a new model over at MC-Nudes, probably the best ranked & rated nude art site with literally thousands of models to fancy!

Coco Austin on the cover of Bangin’

39-double-D stunner Coco Austin is on the cover for the upcoming issue of Bangin’ The Magazine – BTM! Their website is a wee difficult to navigate and I can’t figure out why Oh, Boy! and Reality Show are in quotes, but when I find out you’ll find out!

Ellie Jay, 32H cup natural boober

With red lingerie on? Or with red lingerie off? Only Ellie Jay can decide what she wants to do with her negligee. … SPOILER: off!

Ariella Ferrera in a new scene for Big Tits Boss

I’ve blogged about her before – see here – and I’m glad she’s back, this time for Big Tits Boss. Ariella has all the right attributes: big smile, sexy hair (with a red tint), adequately hairy pussy, big boobs, and of course she’s married! And the thought of plugging this MiLF drives me absolutely bonkers!

Velicity Von, this time for Monster Curves

What’s this? Another Velicity Von scene? She has been a busy boober! This time for Monster Cruves. I think it’s impossible for me to not post a scene featuring boobs pressed up against the shower stall glass, because each and every time I’m reminded of that scene from Kentucky Fried Movie (if you know the reference, then kudos to you!), which early on helped acknowledge my breast obsession – rewind, play, pause, slow-mo, rewind, play, you get the idea!

some boobs of See My GF

If amateur is your game and you’re looking for stolen archives, hacked facebook accounts, and real naked girlfriends who don’t even know their images are on the net, then take a look at See My GF – lots of amateurs and plenty of boobers to go ’round, including this self-shooter from this past week’s updates.

Puma Swede for Unlimited MiLFs

I’ve always had a thing for fake boobies in tight-fitting clothes, because everything just gets stretched to the limits, and the MiLF extraordinaire Puma Swede rocks this purple number remarkably well for Unlimited MiLFS – fear not though, it quickly comes off, and she takes cock POV style!

‘Curvy Christina’ from CandyCrib

one of the top-100 rated models at CandyCrib, the early-40s MiLF by the name of Curvy Christina has been on something of an upload rampage the past few weeks, uploading multiple sets to this premier sexy social networking site.

Amber gets split by Shane Diesel’s Bangin’ Babes

Shane Diesel has to have one of the biggest and ugliest cocks out there! But that doesn’t stop these girls from taking it all the way – and in this scene Amber gets nearly split open! Some incredible doggy positions to be had in this one.

Charley G is now 34H for DDF Busty

Charley Green returns to DDF Busty and this time she’s measured up at a whopping 34H! She does her trademarked nipple-pinch a-plenty but the image above also proves my claim that she has a nice apple bottom also!

Mighty Big Melons at Aziani Xposed

Can you guess who is behind that masked…melon? Do you think you know your boobers that well? She’s a frequent model over at Aziani Xposed, but I still dare you to test your luck and find out!

Dahlia Dark’s scary xxxmas photo set for PinupFiles

PinupFiles are normally known for their natural boobers – and the saturation of xmas themed porn is already long-since over – but Dahlia Dark is my exception to their rule! Attribute it to her vampish looks, or her stunning tight tops (that always get removed these days!), her ghoulish smile and acute facial features and expressions, or of course her monstrous 40DD tits with the perfect aerodynamic curves – yes I know they’re not real but I could easily grind between those tits for days!

sunday smorgasbord – Boobs on Heads

Welcome to this week’s installment of Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs! I really love smorgasbords in general, and even more-so when they involve funbags, in this case planted on or in the vicinity of someone else’s cranium! What a weird concept, right!? The type of smorgasbord that even I didn’t think up, I just happened to notice it among the hordes of images in my own collections. Of course I normally try to show more photos than what’s on view here, but this is what I got! There’s a pretty specific context going on in the images, so the fact that I found 7 (or 6 rather, that last one isn’t of the same variety, it’s just hotness!) is pretty good pickin’s.

TLA is having a Sale!

TLA Raw are clearing their shelves to make way for some holiday pornography, so in order to empty the equivalent of several miles worth of shelving, they’ve reduced over 250 older titles to under $15 each. The DVDs are a mix of niches, however big tits have a pretty good representation in the mix. The range of models to choose from in the big bust category include Chloe B from AbbieWinters, Bunny De La Cruz, Alexis Silver, Jenna Doll, Evie Delatosso (and her performance for Young Ripe Mellons which was one of my first posts nearly two years ago – link), Whitney Stevens, Jada Fire and 38DDD whopper Devyn Devine! And hundreds of other slutty women doing what they do best: fuck on film (no point being discreet about it!). So as long as this sale lasts you should get over to TLA Raw and see what they have to satisfy your needs!

big boobs take flight

This is one of those truly random web-finds whose context is, out of the gate lost forever. There’s no way to make sense of this. A really hot lady gets naked to take some glider trip and returns to terra firma, grinning ear to ear. And all the other faces are blurred out. Just TITS! With a slideshow after you enjoy this view of where the sun don’t shine:

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xerox boobies

It’s unclear if this is some “ironic” hipster adventure or was a legitimate experiment with the art of photocopying (isn’t “xerox” a proprietary term?), but either way it’s something the world needs more of! In fact, maybe I’ll print some of these off and leave them laying around my office (we’re pretty chill with this type of thing), see if people suspect the images to be ladies I work with – or if they’ll just know its me pulling a prank (are my perversions that obvious!? lol!).

 

the Boobs of Burning (wo)Man

Why do they call it Burning Man? They should call it Boob Show. No seriously I know why they call it burning man – because of the wooden effigy and all – but each year the festival that takes place in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada is a guaranteed show of flesh as well. As such it’s hard to not think of these revelers as neo-hippies, however the event is much more than that. But you sort that out for yourself, and come to your own conclusions! Me, I’m all about the boobs on this blog, so here are some of the better chests from 2009 – you’ll notice they’re not incredibly stacked, but a good exposed DD pair or two would make any day entertaining:

sunday smorgasbord of boobs – renfair tits

Continuing with my ongoing sunday smorgasbord series, where I present you with some random array of busty shots, here are some renfair tits. These aren’t the biggest renfair tits you’ll ever see, surely, but I think these are some pretty good and rare or less-drooled-over shots (but still good). Either way, enjoy, and if you ever take some renfair shots yourself be sure to send them in!