in Defense of the Asymmetrical

Brook Little hit the netwaves a couple weeks back, and she sure made a big splash – a 30H splash in fact. A ton of boob blogs picked her up right away. Fresh content on a super-stacked English lass teen body is hard to pass up. But nobody that I read was inclined to mention one of Brook’s astonishing tit-features: her asymmetrical nipples. Maybe even to liberal-minded sex bloggers the subject is a bit taboo but to me it’s one of my favorite features to study when examing the busty female form. Granted I appreciate symmetrical bosoms like those of Karina Hart or Wifey, but I’m also terribly intrigued by uniqueness or uncommon physical traits. Of course we all know that with breasts one will always weigh a little more than the other and possibly be of a different shape, hang or form; with these factors probably increasing exponentially with larger-sized busts. And 30H is about as large as they naturally come on a girl of Brook’s size! I’m not saying we need to go out of our way to highlight asymmetrical physical features, but it’s definitely positive to acknowledge them. Often in the sack I like to draw non-verbal attention to the asymmetrical by acting like one breasts weighs more than the other when I bench-press them, or as I move nipple to nipple with my tongue acknowledging that one is at a different location/height than the other. Simple sexual gestures that for me heighten the acts of foreplay and intercourse at large. I’m certain Brook would be up to play along also; I’m all about comedy and having fun fucking, and simple things like when Brook says, “Boing!” as she raises her massive bosom for the camera, or her willingness to refer to her breasts by various designations – funbags, baps, cans, puppies – tells us the type of person and lover she really is.

I’ve been with so many girls who upon first-removing their bra they still attempt to cover up their nipples, because one has a different physical appearance to the other, and they perceive that as a bad or unattractive feature. It’s not. Pornstars are pornstars because they have “ideal” bodies but they’re also originally chiseled from a block of stone foreign to this planet! Otherwise we’d all be famous fuckers! I fuck “real” people, girls next door and friends with benefits, women who are often in the same “unique” feature pool as me!

So, conclusion: asymmetrical features are a turn-on for me, and as such I’ll do my best in the future to bring you as much of this stacked cutie as possible: