For current affairs watchers you’ve no doubt heard about Republican Pete “Spend It Not” Hoekstra’s half-time Super Bowl ad that aired in the Michigan television market, featuring a broken-English speaking “100% Chinese” descendant actress thanking Democratic incumbent Debbie Stabenow for sending jobs and “economy” to China. I’m not one for ranting about politics on this blog, but Pete’s approved ad is racist and his defense is tantamount to trolling the media and voters. I’ve fucked, loved, and loved fucking, many an Asian boobers. My first experience was with a Japanese girl, 5’3″ and 160lbs. with a hefty pair of F-cup tits with small and perky nipples and her areolae were a slight purple hue – I’ve never looked back.

Of course the actress Pete Hoekstra chose for his political attack ad didn’t have any tits – typical cliche Asian bird in every way. But what are the chances that the day after the controversy really picked up mainstream momentum, that Lulu Sexbomb releases these photos of her, her perky 32DDs, and her tight little rump amidst a grassy Asian-esque pasture. The stereotypes continue, only my stereotypes are stacked with BOOB:

Up close and intimate shots with Halie James, her bubble butt and her knockin’ 32-Double-Ds from the site that loves teen starlets who love ‘cum that rolls off the tongue’, Jizz Bomb! Not the biggest boober but it’s amazing what a good wide-angle camera can take in and make your mouth salivate for! It’s also amazing what a pretty face and big smile can do for my throbbing cock, and that oh-look on her face only makes me want to stick it to her harder, faster, harder, until, JIZZBOMB!

Ahhhh dang. I’m always looking for new inspiration. While she’s no where near the biggest boober even by the biggest stretch of the imagination, Alice Romain did recently appear at Mike’s Apartment and got me thinking: Why didn’t I think of that!?! The suction-dildo on the bathtub wall that is. I’m always looking to please the ladies, but I love a good bathtub blowjob also, and this is obviously a win-win situation – again, I’m amazed I never thought of that. Soon, soon ;)

There are soft, plush tits. And then there are those handfuls of titties that are dense, firm and in-your-face! While Heavy Handfuls is known to have both of these boobs types (oh yes, there are others!), Amber Lynn here is definitely of the latter distinction. Those torpedo-like 32DDs of hers are pliable enough to wrap around any cock (look her nipples can almost touch each other, yippie!), while maintaining their form when rocked on her side, the type of titty you can definitely grab hold of for an anchor! The other amazing thing about Amber, hell man how long’s she been fucking on film, nearly 30 years now! That’s titsanity!

Oh and she’s got a good titfuck technique too – WIN! And it always surprises me when I realize I’m reporting on a boober for the first time, because I always find myself thinking, “But I’ve been fapping to that lady for years!” And sho nuff Janet Mason is exactly one of those ladies, a MILF before the term existed, and she’s still around and as hot as ever. Taking young stud cock in style, this time for Mommy Blows Best – in her mouth or between her tits, this lady has it under control! I just wish she was shifting my throttle… with her mouth!

Hold solace that when you’re older, you’ll still get laid. Sure, Madison Scott here is fucking this Jurassic Cock for money – but she’s also doing it because she’s a slut. And believe you me, when I tell you there are lots of sluts out there, just looking for a good time. So many advice, no matter how hairy your balls, how hell-bent your dick, or how balding your head (that’s a shame though), just be yourself and make that slut the center of the universe, and she’ll let you put that prick anywhere you please:

Actually, let me elaborate: Lana Ivans takes dick for Big Naturals, squeezes it and rides it with her bubble butt and tight pussy until it explodes all over her Romanian 32DD naturals! There, how’s that for a review!? Lol!! God it’s good to see what Lana wants: DICK! I mean some women I wonder if they’re even really interested in sex – and Lana does even more than I thought possible in this breakthrough debut scene. You’ll have to log onto Big Naturals to catch their 3 minute trailer preview. Wheeeeeee!!

Alexis Fawk reprimands her employees – mostly with her mouth and tight cunt, but also with the assistance of her hyper-firm 32DD breasts, which she fondles this guys dick and body with. But that’s what you get to do when you’re the Big Tits Boss – you (or your tits rather!) are in charge, and I, would gladly do whatever demeaning act you want me to do. She’s every bit as slutty as you would expect too. A real grunter and “fuck that pussy!” demanding kind of lady. That is, my kind of lady!

I made this tits-gif eons ago – it already made the rounds on this Internets a few times even. But I never published it here on my own blogsite until now because, well, I forgot! And it’s one of my best works yet. I mean, all credit is due first to Ava Addams and her slippery 32DDs, and then of course to stunt cock, and Big Naturals for the brilliant shot! I’m just a lone pervy tits-gif-creator – maybe it could use with a bit of slowing down even? I don’t know, I mean, with tits that slippery I’d probably be moving that fast too!

32DD boober Halie James (who goes by Hailey in their database but for consistency with my own records we’re going with Halie damnit!) recently showed off her oral skill-set with infrequent assistance from J C Simpson – JC was really just a teaser thrown in for the fun of it. But the bulk of the scene and of course the boobs of the scene star Halie and her remarkable mouth talents, along with a little titfucking for the fun of it. Such a pretty face, and 1000 Facials are plowing right along with their one man, one mission to cream said pretty faces:

At this blog you expect big ol’ titties. Now, usually on the Asian birds, you expect something else, and especially on the Thai chix you probably expect recessive boobs even. But with a name like Lulu Sexbomb (okay we can’t confirm her birth certificate but across international waters this IS her name!) it’s almost like the big titties are a given. Well, they weren’t god-given, but they’re still impressive! And super-firm, measuring up at 32DD. And stacked atop her petite form, she’s like a wet dream cum true. And she makes every dildo look big whether it’s in her mouth or in her pussy where, I might add, she really likes to stick things!

There’s busty and then there’s big & busty and then there’s seriously busty! Whether aided by this fine bustier provided by Scoreland or just naturally incredibly busty beyond belief, Westy shows that there are things to be seen with womens’ bodies that can only be had with a big pair of boobs – in this case a ginormous pair of 32DD naturals! Her lifting her breasts out of her bustier’s container is absolutely remarkable. I can just see her letting them go, and then lifting them again, knowing exactly what I want to see! Some big and heavy natural boobs!

Amber Lynn Bach recently performed all the sexual positions in this HD video for Scoreland. Which makes it sort of routine, yes. Nothing terribly new or overly exciting to be honest, but that’s not to say it’s not a terrific scene. Amber Lynn Bach is simply an all-around super-cutie, and with her petite frame topped off with a pair of enhanced 32DDs and her distinctive smile and jaw-line, what’s not to like? For me actually it’s a shame that I think I prefer her in doggy style, because she knows how to tilt her ass up for optimal insertion. But then you don’t get to see her patented boobs bounce around, especially the way they do when she’s on her back – those things have a mind of their own then!

Every now and then an otherwise average nudie site like Girlfolio will come out of left field with a truly impressive pair! Unknown to me and otherwise undocumented, they could be one-hit wonders or hopefully make a return (hopefully, as always, on the hardcore circuit – this might be a point of contest for some but while I can always look at any girl, it’s when they fuck that I really know who I’m admiring!). Add this busty blonde to the list of girls I know nothing about that make my mid-section thrust back and forth involuntarily:

I love a good boober. But what I really love is a good boober with a great smile! And more-so one who loves cock and knows what to do with it! And this boober recently spotted over at the recently launched Cruelty Party website shows her entourage of fellow sex-fiends how to handle the man-stick. Frankly I’m ashamed actually, because I don’t recognize her. Maybe one of you fellow hiboobers do? The tattoo below her left tit should be pretty distinctive. Alas, I have no name. But she does have skill, and again from beginning to end she has a grin from ear to ear!

Update: the boober is none other than Halie James (thanks JB!).

While tits are amazing to suck on, to fondle, to titfuck, sometimes it’s also just the shape, their curves that arouse me. Latex and other super-tight form-fitting materials definitely emphasize the overall curvature of breasts, as Bianca Beauchamp demonstrates in her latest Latex Lair video. She also shows it’s the sound of latex – and by extension the “sound of tits” – that can get the juices flowing. To be honest I’m still coming to terms with my appreciation of rubber-dolls and latex fetishism. A good friend of mine – you know, with benefits – is getting into rubber outfits these days, so I enjoy my time with her. And I feature some models here who do the medium justice, but it’s also not my primary turn-on medium at the moment. But I’m down for whatever sounds, sights or smells of sex there are to experience!

How fortuitous! I haven’t even gotten the last Big Naturals post (starring Bella Blaze) off my front page, and I just recently reported on Maggie Green doing girl-girl with Daphne Rosen for the first time (Daphne wore a strap-on, see the original post here), and now Big Naturals have gotten the normally classy pinup Maggie Green to strip bare and plug Halie James with a clear dildo! Only moments later does Halie trade in the dildo – and unfortunately Maggie’s presence – for a flesh-cock, but not before Maggie strips Halie and declares, “those are some fucking great tits”!

This really is Halie’s scene, Maggie just makes an appearance, but it’s one helluva appearance! Actually, she’s responsible for it: driving Halie around, seducing her with money, convincing her to remove her top and expose her 34DDs (re-read above quote!). Then suddenly a cock shows up and Maggie removes herself to the other side of the camera – what a voyeur! Thank you Big Naturals for re-affirming my love in boobs and girl-girl scenes!

Enjoy the view!

Gee golly I love porn! I love porn for moments like these where you’re thinking to yourself, “that can’t be!” and at the same time wishing it was happening right in front of you. There’s some wonderful contrast going on here, with this giant of a dude (didn’t he have a blog? it was pretty good, but I don’t remember his name), Claire Dames and her enhanced 32DDs, and petite nubile teen Amai the babysitter. New site Seducing the Sitter is all about roles and role-playing, and this is a wonderful launch scene through and through. Dames shows this tiny girl how she sucks a huge cock, then shoves it down Amai’s throat while she holds her hair and makes her gag. Claire is constantly shoving her ultra-firm boobs in Amai’s face – her boobs as big as Amai’s face! Claire is clearly the slut of the house, while Amai is that girl-next-door you invite ’round to watch cartoons with and end up becoming great hump-partners with (will save that story for another day).

Black Friday came and went. I don’t know about you but it was pretty uneventful for me. I only went to a couple of places and didn’t really pick up anything spectacular. I’m not the biggest event-consumer either because I have a knack for finding stuff second-hand or at a severely reduced cost. A reduction thankfully not from Bianca Beauchamp and her enhanced 32DD tits, but for both her re-branded Glamour Lounge (original site) and highly fetishized Latex Lair domains. Through Christmas they’re running a super-sale and it’s possible to pick up a nearly year-long subscription – 300 days to be precise – for a measly $99 or $9.99/month for each site.

As someone who spends a fair amount of my income on porn subscriptions and “services”, I gotta say $10 is like a drop in the bucket. The quality of her photographs and the range of scenery, apparel and fetishisms available make this a real bargain! A bargain brought about by the onset of the Recession – but thank god because I’m not going to not spend money on porn, so I might as well get it as cheap as possible! Hah!

They even already made a video for the run up to Christmas. I know the seasonal overload is always a bit exhausting, with everything Xmas-themed for the next month (it’s not even December yet!), but I always love to hear the models I fetishize speak, and Bianca has a wonderfully unique accent being French-Canadian and all – or maybe its her huge boobs? I forget. Either way:

Super-stacked and super-slim stunner 32DD boober Gabrielle – so few only need one name! – has some hi-res work for viewing over at the extensive archives operated by Playboy. However my post title is misleading. I don’t mean to imply that Gabrielle was actually spotted at Hugh Hefner’s LA mansion. In fact, I truly doubt unlike his original digs in Chicago that he would ever need a fireplace and fur rug in the sunny City of Angels. Still, she is another name in their plethora of models available for viewing and download. Seriously, the Playboy Empire must have modeled nearly a quarter-million ladies to date – a ridiculous thought, but true!