the Biggest Tits in Print?

Kelly Andrews recently got ZOO-interviews – if you strain your eyes you can read the text. Because I know you’re here for the articles, sure sure. By the way Kelly has recently upgraded to a whopping 32GG – proof that while browsing my archives by cup size is nice, it’s never scientific loL!

I think you will agree, cleavage is nice, but TITS OUT is better!

Thank god that pixel-revealing contest ended, eh? I mean now we can have all the Sara Willis we want – topless too, with her magnificent 32GG breasts out in all their glory, thanks to the fine folks from PinupFiles. And originally I was going to make this an image scrollover, but realized that my RSS readers wouldn’t quite get the punch, and I didn’t want anybody to miss out on this – because Sara’s breasts are really something to be admired. Of course there is something to them when they’re all bunched up in that shirt – must be at least 6″ of cleavage! Still, TITS OUT is the way to go!

that image of Sara Willis we all wanted to see

I did what I could when I had to, but even then it would have taken over 5 years to reveal Sara Willis in all her 32-double-G glory, so thankfully a new contract was struck and the image was revealed ahead of schedule. These days of course seeing Sara Willis topless is the norm, thanks to her recent debut with PinupFiles. Don’t know what I’m talking about, just scroll back several days, or see her debut post here.

when in doubt, PinupFiles will show me 32GGs!

You gotta love PinupFiles – I mean you really do. They appeared sort of stuck in their own little niche, I’m talking years and years ago. But in recent years, with the assistance of some super-classy world-class models – you know their names: Rachel, September, Jana, Maggie – they’ve really managed to establish themselves with a particular lens as a bona-fide heavyweight in big tit porn, that also manages to be, like I mentioned, simply classy. Well now you can add Sara Willis and her 32GG naturals to the mix, and actually this ex-Cribber sort of re-writes their own agenda, because she has this awesome blend of girl-next-door and bad-girl appearances. Frankly I think I like the latter more! Yes, she has that look, and yes she has tits that big – and for PinupFiles she’s more than happy to bear all:

doing what I can for CandyCrib CandyCrib CandyCrib

Do not let the post title or the starry map-like image above confuse you, I am not completely off my rocker – yet!

Rather, the highly clever folk over at CandyCrib have whipped together the smartest use of pixels since Space Invaders with their Million Pixel Reveal starring their newly acquired exclusive talent Princess Aurora and her massive 32 double-G natural boobs. As the tease title of their campaign suggests, they’re trying to acquire one million revealed pixels and then Princess Aurora herself will go topless! And those one million pixels are revealed whenever anyone visits their website, as well as when CandyCrib gets mentioned on social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook – since my posts get automatically posted to Twitter, thus I included their name in my post title not once or twice but thrice! I’m doing my part to reveal Aurora’s boobs!

I guess by now it’d be a good idea to show you what you’d be fighting for, huh?

Well my pervy soldier, feast your eyes upon this beauty:

And yes, you read me right, 32GG and allllllll-natural! At first glance of course it’s hard to not notice her giant bust, but there’s also her big luscious lips, her powerful eyes, and prominent nose that combine for a stunning set of facial features! Complimented by her abundance of hair and overall voluptuous form, Aurora is a total sex bomb!

She’s clearly been working towards this for some time, and I know we can get this girl a million hits, I know we can! So click here to help her out!

Jodie Marsh returns to ZOO

One of my more-favorite media celebrities of English origin, Jodie Marsh and her whopping new 32GG bosom have returned to ZOO for a special photo session and interview. Personally I find the one-arm tattoo sleeve totally fucking hot!

(Well the video embed code simply won’t work. It says the video cannot be played “at this website” – whatever that means. Kind of defeats the point of ‘viral video’. Oh well, their loss.)

16 scenes of POV juggs

Evil Angel’s production and Jonni Darkko’s directions of POV Jugg Fuckers is about the best around for big tit POV style handjobs, blowjobs, tongue-teasing and titfucking. What makes this just-released title such a hit is the super-stacked cast, featuring no less than 16 ladies. I kid you not, you’ll watch cumshots on each of these ladies’ tits as they beg for a climax: Adrianna Nicole, Renae Cruz, Sara Jay, Claire Dames, Sienna West, Riley Evans, Velicity Von, Alexis Silver, Gianna Michaels, Angelina Valentine, Chavon Taylor, Evie Delatosso, Alanna Ackerman, Violet Adamson, Ricki Raxxx, Ryder Sky!

No joke!

Below are two video cuts I made from the scenes by Alexis Silver (32GG) and Gianna Michaels (36DD), both legends in their own rights. Their scenes vary and suggest the differences you’ll find throughout this movie, but both are downright nasty!

Alexis Silver:

Alexis’ scene is by far one of my favorites. Her tits are absolutely lush in this movie, big and able to completely wrap the performer’s cock. Hers is one of the longer scenes, at just over 17 minutes (they average around 15 minutes each) including a minute at the end of her playing with the cum on her tits and below her chin, smacking and smearing it all around. But it’s her eyes and her glances into the camera that would make me pop before my call:

Gianna Michaels:

Gianna is a downright vixen, the cover model, and gives a top-notch performance. So much so that her scene includes two cumshots on her massive all-natural 36DD juggs, because the cameraguy just can’t get enough!

Gianna’s scene opens with her doing softcore teasing and trying on a few outfits, but which really elaborate the voluptuous nature of her body. Which doesn’t take away at all from her time actually blowing and titfucking, because she performs some maneuvers I’ve never seen before, notably a moment when she’s sucking on her left tit, then grabs the cock and shoves that into her mouth while still sucking on her tit, then sucks sucks sucks on everything until it all finally pops – *smack* – out of her mouth! WOW!

But you gotta see it all for yourself! Scenes by Sara Jay, Claire Dames and Alanna Ackerman are also of notable mention. But you have SIXTEEN to choose from! Buy Darkko’s POV Jugg Fuckers on DVD now!