Jayden James is a Sprinkle Fucker

Me, I like to look at as much pornographic material as possible, specifically of the large, big-breasted genre. Now I look at all of this material for numerous reasons, one of which is surely to gain insight into the slutty tendencies of women, and possibly to suggest new ideas or role-plays the next time I have the opportunity to plug any of the various ladies I like to fuck. And they all have their fetishes, or hobbies even. And one of my girlfriends loves to cook, to bake particularly. She loves all things butter, dough and oven. She loves cookies the most, but can make a mean cupcake. And for whatever reason I’m ashamed I never thought to sprinkle… sprinkles on her! I’ve eaten food off of her – and she has some big GG-cup titties – but this is something altogether different. The sprinkles Jayden James gets smeared over her natural 34DD tits and body number in the near-thousands. It would take an hour to remove them all with my tongue. Not that I’d be complaining, but it’d be much easier at that point to simply fuck her and leave the sprinkles on as decoration, as this dude does for the Brazzers Network site Baby Got Boobs. I do admit I’m a little weary of the gritty texture on my cock, but over the rest of my callous body I don’t think I’d mind one bit. So thanks for the inspiration Jayden!

new Big Natural boober Lauren Foxxx has some big guns

Lauren Foxxx is a new sinsation and she has hit the ground running! Her 34DD tits are likely to break a couple pants’ zippers, and if that doesn’t do it her 40″ ass will finish the job. Yeah, and she knows it. She’s so cute during her interview, where the Big Naturals guys picked her up at some paintball gun store. She was clearly the one with the big guns, and they put her OOMF-caliber body to the test. But before the action began she whips out her breasts and shows how they bounce on their own accord, and she’s all like, “oh yeah did you notice my big ass too? thanks!” (she didn’t really say that, that’s me paraphrasing her, but man is she delightful to watch, the way she moves!). Oh yeah, finally on to the fucking. She’s got a great stroke-n-blow technique, you can tell even as young as she is she’s been practicing that for years! But it’s really when she’s riding on top that her body contorts, bends backwards and she shows you what her tits can do! Video at the end:

Mason Moore’s first anal fuck on film

James Deen and Mason Moore recently gave a talk, a panel discussion on anal sex and sex for film, and instead of continuing to talk they decided to show what they’re made of for the Brazzers network site Big Butts Like it Big. The big butts of course refers to Mason Moore (not to mention her 34DDs) and the like it big refers to James Deen and his monster Jewish cock. And as it would happen this is supposedly Mason Moore first anal fuck on film. Whether it is or isn’t, there are some moments to be had in this butt-plug scene. Notably some of the techniques James deploys I’ll be certain to keep in mind. Notably I have this one girlfriend who absolutely loves it when I’m fucking her missionary and I reach around and under and thrust my thumb into her asshole. Here James sort of does the reverse, but the point is there are positions to be seen, and techniques to consider!

introducing Catya Williams

Not much to say here, other than hot hot hot! Catya Williams, aka Ms Cat aka Cat Washington aka who knows what else, is a model whose done lingerie work and been an eye candy of the month winner for hip-hop magazine XXL. Did I mention she’s hot hot hot! Too bad she’ll never consider doing full-nude or more explicit work, because she’s definitely got the bod and smile to win many a fan. She maintains a twitter and myspace by the way.

Alexis Amore on sexy Latin dancing

Legendary Peruvian 34DD boober Alexis Amore was recently interviewed by Hustler. When the subject broached Latin dance, Alexis commented that her favorite style of dance is the tango, and what she had to say has me rethinking my moves on the dance floor,

It’s the sexiest of all dances. There may not be a lot of bump-and-grind going on, but it really gets my heart rate up. I think the tango is a lot like foreplay. The way a man moves on the dance floor usually determines how good he is in bed. If he can keep up with me while doing the tango, I’m sure he’ll know what to do when we are doing the dance of love. You know, fucking!

Now if only “fucking” were a socially acceptable dance move!

view the filmography of Alexis Amore at TLA Raw

Real Wife Stories about tits and tattoos – I can relate!

So I’m dating this lady right now. Lady is an understatement, she’s a total fucking MILF! Maybe MILF isn’t the right word, after all the L stands for “Like to” (fuck), but I have fucked her. So she’s like a Mother I’ve Fucking Fucked, or a MIFF. But it’s a great hookup. We meet up about once or twice a month. I knew she had a kid when we first met and that didn’t throw me off one bit, in fact it made my pursuit all the more intense. And I knew her baby’s daddy still came around once a week to pick up the kid for a couple days and they still sort of chat, but all their chemistry is long-since-gone. However, what I didn’t know was halfway through one of our fuck sessions she mentioned something about her “husband”. Now, I was under the impression they had the kid out of wedlock, having just messed around the way we were. But no, they were still married – they just hadn’t got a divorce yet but they’ve been separated for going on two years now. So yeah, I’m pretty sure my dick got harder because the thought of her being not only a Mother but a Wife really turned me on! (Am I a total pervert or what!?) What was additionally impressive are her tattoos. Not my normal “turn-on”, but her tats (and tits!) are hot hot hot – and I didn’t know they were even there until I started to disrobe her. Then suddenly she has a near-full left-sleeve, full-back, ass tattoo, a ribbon around her right thigh, and a shaven pussy with a tattoo between her clit and her belly button. I had fun studying her skin for hours. The best was telling her I’ve never cummed on Our Lady of Guadalupe – her full-back tat – and of course I did!

Thankfully though unlike Mason Moore’s appearance for Real Wife Stories – a Brazzers Network site – her hubby has never walked in on us doing the nasty! I don’t reckon he’d join in!

I want to lick Priya Rai and her candy underwares

What I really love about this set from Artistic Addiction of Priya Anjali Rai is the suggestion of sexual consumption. Priya already has a phenomenally succulent body, the kind I could already spend hours on end simply licking, sucking on, running my tongue over. These photos merely put the punctuation mark on that thought, because if I encountered Priya donning this wardrobe item, I very well might nibble and nibble for hours on end until I ate every last bit, down to her pussy and asshole, only to continue my oral pursuits. Hell, I might even forget about her super-firm 34DDs, distracted by the combo-smell of pussy-n-sugar!