Brooke Banner: proportions like none other

I can’t say I’ve ever had the pleasure of a body like Brooke Banners. Do the math: she’s 5’8″ and only weighs 121 lbs (55kg for my Euro boob-fetishists). And with 34-triple-Ds, you can imagine she’s thin as a twig and stacked for fucking. Being that thin and lanky too means her twat is surely as tight as they come, even though she’s appeared in many many hundred scenes – she shows off her flexy maneuvers, oral talents and ride-em skills like never before in this wonderful scene for Hustler’s Busty Beauties. She is exactly that, a beauty and busty beyond belief. I’ve been with many-a-body, but probably none like hers. I am officially on the hunt!

Ode to Jasmine Joi: oh how I miss you (@JasmineJoi)

Your cups, your bra, they are so big, at thirty-four triple-D
Oh how I miss them so. And your smile, your seductive grin.

Your website is still online, but will not let me in.
I understand, these things are “only business”, but I hope you will return.

You are the Jazziest and always will be – oh how I miss your spreads.
I wish you the best, please keep me abreast, of your boobie road ahead.

oh Bobbi how I want to play with your Billard Boobs

Has it really been that long? 2003? I mean I know Bobbi is still active out there, somewhere, probably dancing or doing private work. But it seems like back in the day she was one of the few boobers who was continuously active at all the-then popular studios. These photos were recently un-earth and released over at Club 24 Main Street – who as of late cater to more of the Asian-babe variety. But it did make me nostalgic for tits of yore, and how I used to lust over Bobbi. Honestly for the longest time I thought her surname was “Billiard” and I always wanted to turn playing with her tits into a game of sorts – I had conjured up dreams that she named herself after the table game because she first had sex there, or something like that. Just goes to show how the eye and brain are both perverted!

Bridgette B makes boys happy

And it’s easy to see why! She aims to please, and there’s never a moment where cock isn’t in sight – or in her mouth, or pussy for that matter! These studs are, of course, more than happy to play along, and take turns poking and prodding her every hole in Big Tit Crackers, an Evil Angel production. Bridgette B has got to be one of the best M/M/F performers out there right now, and it’s not even because of her 34DDDs, but those sure do help!

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introducing Toni Lynn

So I think there are three types of models – okay there are LOTS of types, but for the sake of argument let’s break it down: there are your pop and glam models, thin sticks with angle-cut features; there are your absolute monster big-tit models, and let’s be honest no one cares what their other features are because those tits are HUGE; and then there are a special breed of classy ladies who manage to have exotic looks, fine skin, sex appeal and most-importantly: BIG TITS. Toni Lynn from Showgirlz Exclusive – and I hope other studios – is definitely the latter: a petite-bodied and BIG natural 34DDD Latina boober. Seriously, I would slap any man who didn’t find this lady worth ditching whatever “girlfriend” they currently have, even for just a taste!

it looks like Jasmine Joi is done with us ( @jasminejoi )

A sad, sad day is upon us. It appears as though 34-triple-D natural ebony boober Jasmine Joi is calling it quits. A visit to her namesake site gives the generic “it’s been fun” line and all the other links and previous content areas are dead. Members can still access their accounts but once those expire the site will cease. It’s a shame because her breasts match up in size with some of my other favorite stars, and of course her ebony skin was something that was hard to find with a bosom that big. Combine that with her generally positive demeanor – she always had a smile! – and her lips and the ability to make any outfit look sexy (especially once she took it off! owwwww!) and you understand she is a treat that will be missed:

the Deep Dark cleavage of AG’s Monique (big brown boobies!)

There are some girls whom I could just watch all day. Just watch them pose, and move, and jiggle. Watch them act out their own softcore fantasies and play with the camera, or tease me live in person. Monique from Action Girls definitely falls entirely into this category – and not necessarily simply because she’s never dropped her top and showed nipple but because she’s simply a dear to gaze upon. She’s a natural thespian too, and has done work on stage and on television even, so she’s got a knack for being watched, adored, desired. I am definitely a fan of her: