The recent ’30 Minuten mit Jordan Carver’ made me realize we’ve been subconsciously subjected to an increasing amount of American-themed sets by Jordan Carver without actually realizing it: Pocahontas, Stars and Stripes, cowgirls and haystacks, and of course, above, a trip to the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles wearing one of the bustiest Batman logos ever – even the DC comics (bad new logo btw) artists couldn’t cartoonize tits that big as good as Jordan does it with her natural 34Gs!
Whole episode of some Germanic television show tracking Jordan Carver’s pursuits in America to be a top model. Hell I never knew she was German, let alone single – too bad I hate Los Angeles. At some point in the show she says, “The really big breasts, I inherited from my mother. By nature I had E cup size, Now I’ve double-H.” Wowee!! They also gave her measurements, but in metric – sorry Europe, but 109-60-89 just doesn’t have the same ring as 43-24-35. Anyhow, enjoy watching!
Sure other blogs have been showing off Jordan Carver‘s recent foray into yoga, but my story goes like this! Fucked a yoga teacher once. Let’s call her… mmm, Kay. Yeah that sounds inconspicuous enough. Okay so let me start off by saying that by being a yoga instructor you’re not necessarily slim – Kay was proof of that. She wasn’t big, but she had her love handles if you know what I mean. She also had some absolutely ginormous breasts – probably about as monstrous as Jordan’s here, at 34G, but all-natural with big 4″ areola. They were slightly droopy, but heavy. Met her through a friend and we hung out a couple times at said friend’s apartment for group dinners and social gatherings. You know how these things go where at some point you make a mention that you ‘really want to know about yoga’ but wouldn’t know where to begin – you don’t come out and say that right away, but you ask a few questions, get the conversation rolling, and then just sort of put that idea out there. Well, Kay offered me a ‘free lesson’ – uhh huh! In order to not sound too eager I booked it a month away – all the more reason to build up my sexual tension!! I made sure my then-roommate was out for the evening, and she shows up. I’m going to skip all the flirting and foreplay details and get right down to the nitty gritty: the sex! The sex lasted nearly 4 hours. My dick was absolutely throbbing by the time I came, and the orgasm seemed to go on forever. The closest analogy I can make is it’s like, imagine when you were a kid and you played on the monkeybars, right. You’re all suspended, in weird positions, stretching to reach the next bar. So, imagine doing that in super-duper slow-mo, only with your dick inside this super hot bird and her breasts becoming the handlebars that you grab onto and won’t let go of! And I’m not a slow fucker let me tell you, but I enjoyed this completely – I think because I waited a month for it! I only came once but that was all she wanted. It was clearly a ‘practice’ she dabbled in quite often, and what she and my friend who introduced me to her forgot to mention was that she had already planned on moving out of state a few weeks later. I personally appreciate a lady who can fuck-n-forget. Of course I still keep tabs on her, through my friend, but just you know there’s a yoga instructor roaming around out there seducing guys with her ‘class schedule’, and she’s got some hefty tits, and a flexible but prominent waistline!! loL!!
You know they’re big when they’re this big from behind:
Grandma Shelly is definitely “back”, with a vengeance to tug as many dicks as she can with her ginormous 34G whopping tits, with her latest performance being for Over 40 Handjobs. She’s definitely over 40, and what I love is that Shelly can’t seem to just ever do a straight hand-tug. She lusts for dick so much that it always winds up in her mouth, and of course she knows the power of her bosom – to make dicks cum buckets between her tits is all she really wants!! And yes, at that age, she gets what she wants ;)
But not for long! Cat is out of the bag; or rather, Tits are Out of the Bikini – I only wish that was a commonplace metaphor! Even if she really was a Hayley’s Secret, it’d be hard to keep those 34Gs cooped up for long – I’m mean they’re huge, bulbous, and bursting for attention! Man it’s hard (like my cock) to imagine that she’s 5’7″ also – she only looks to be 5’2″ but those 5 extra inches should size her up nicely with me. Also means proportionately her tits are that much bigger – nice!!
