The recent ’30 Minuten mit Jordan Carver’ made me realize we’ve been subconsciously subjected to an increasing amount of American-themed sets by Jordan Carver without actually realizing it: Pocahontas, Stars and Stripes, cowgirls and haystacks, and of course, above, a trip to the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles wearing one of the bustiest Batman logos ever – even the DC comics (bad new logo btw) artists couldn’t cartoonize tits that big as good as Jordan does it with her natural 34Gs!

Point is, you gotta love a slut who smiles when she sees you cum on her tits. And when they’re 34G funbags, I smile too ;)

Whole episode of some Germanic television show tracking Jordan Carver’s pursuits in America to be a top model. Hell I never knew she was German, let alone single – too bad I hate Los Angeles. At some point in the show she says, “The really big breasts, I inherited from my mother. By nature I had E cup size, Now I’ve double-H.” Wowee!! They also gave her measurements, but in metric – sorry Europe, but 109-60-89 just doesn’t have the same ring as 43-24-35. Anyhow, enjoy watching!

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and finally, even Rude Tube have discovered her:

Sure other blogs have been showing off Jordan Carver‘s recent foray into yoga, but my story goes like this! Fucked a yoga teacher once. Let’s call her… mmm, Kay. Yeah that sounds inconspicuous enough. Okay so let me start off by saying that by being a yoga instructor you’re not necessarily slim – Kay was proof of that. She wasn’t big, but she had her love handles if you know what I mean. She also had some absolutely ginormous breasts – probably about as monstrous as Jordan’s here, at 34G, but all-natural with big 4″ areola. They were slightly droopy, but heavy. Met her through a friend and we hung out a couple times at said friend’s apartment for group dinners and social gatherings. You know how these things go where at some point you make a mention that you ‘really want to know about yoga’ but wouldn’t know where to begin – you don’t come out and say that right away, but you ask a few questions, get the conversation rolling, and then just sort of put that idea out there. Well, Kay offered me a ‘free lesson’ – uhh huh! In order to not sound too eager I booked it a month away – all the more reason to build up my sexual tension!! I made sure my then-roommate was out for the evening, and she shows up. I’m going to skip all the flirting and foreplay details and get right down to the nitty gritty: the sex! The sex lasted nearly 4 hours. My dick was absolutely throbbing by the time I came, and the orgasm seemed to go on forever. The closest analogy I can make is it’s like, imagine when you were a kid and you played on the monkeybars, right. You’re all suspended, in weird positions, stretching to reach the next bar. So, imagine doing that in super-duper slow-mo, only with your dick inside this super hot bird and her breasts becoming the handlebars that you grab onto and won’t let go of! And I’m not a slow fucker let me tell you, but I enjoyed this completely – I think because I waited a month for it! I only came once but that was all she wanted. It was clearly a ‘practice’ she dabbled in quite often, and what she and my friend who introduced me to her forgot to mention was that she had already planned on moving out of state a few weeks later. I personally appreciate a lady who can fuck-n-forget. Of course I still keep tabs on her, through my friend, but just you know there’s a yoga instructor roaming around out there seducing guys with her ‘class schedule’, and she’s got some hefty tits, and a flexible but prominent waistline!! loL!!

You know they’re big when they’re this big from behind:

Grandma Shelly is definitely “back”, with a vengeance to tug as many dicks as she can with her ginormous 34G whopping tits, with her latest performance being for Over 40 Handjobs. She’s definitely over 40, and what I love is that Shelly can’t seem to just ever do a straight hand-tug. She lusts for dick so much that it always winds up in her mouth, and of course she knows the power of her bosom – to make dicks cum buckets between her tits is all she really wants!! And yes, at that age, she gets what she wants ;)

But not for long! Cat is out of the bag; or rather, Tits are Out of the Bikini – I only wish that was a commonplace metaphor! Even if she really was a Hayley’s Secret, it’d be hard to keep those 34Gs cooped up for long – I’m mean they’re huge, bulbous, and bursting for attention! Man it’s hard (like my cock) to imagine that she’s 5’7″ also – she only looks to be 5’2″ but those 5 extra inches should size her up nicely with me. Also means proportionately her tits are that much bigger – nice!!

Grandma Shelly has been on something of a tour lately, fucking all the younger cocks she can find – frankly, I’d fuck her in a heartbeat, and I’d be a lot more animated about it than this geezer. His blank stares elude me – doesn’t he see the size of those TITS! She knows that her seriously heavy funbags are her appeal, but I’d still make the most of it, and she’d love my motions.

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The Score Empire recently uploaded some pictures on the same day, selecting some images from their stash of Chloe Vevrier and releasing some new shots of their new signature model Busty Arianna. For me it raised an old argument of selection – given their simultaneous release, there I was looking at their images side by side on my widescreen HD monitor. I can’t quite replicate the results in blog format, but you can have a look at the images for yourself and come to your own conclusion.

Analysis: Chloe V is a goddess! There’s no denying that. She was a ‘classic’ boober over a decade ago, and she’s still going strong – and I absolutely love seeing old archival content (photos and especially old video!). Her tits then were big, and I think they’ve only gotten bigger – she’s now a whopping 36GG! That’s one G for each tit because they’re so big! Only kidding, but you get my drift. And she’s maintained a thin frame and constant sex appeal, even having only done little in the way of hardcore.

Now Busty Arianna on the other hand is new, so there’s always a degree of skepticism with ‘will she still be here in 2, 5, 10 years?’ No one really knows, not even her. And she’s a bit more plumped up, which I personally like, and within a year of her debut quickly delved into the hardcore arena, which at the time solidified her presence among fans – “Okay, she’s here to stay!” we collectively sighed. Her plumpness combined with her 34G tits are a sight to behold – they’re visibly heavy, like flesh-weights.

Arianna of course has a figure that I am personally more accustomed to, or rather more familiar with in the wild! That’s just a role of the dice observation though, it’s not to say it’s what I prefer. But I go back and forth between a thinner-framed boober like Chloe that I would bend and creak until she broke, and a weighted boober like Arianna that I love on top, crushing my pelvis. I go both ways. Arianna has an immediately timeless presence, even though she’s working today, which is nice – it means her approach to modeling has longevity. Chloe already has that longevity – she’s been doing this for decades! Whether it comes down to the hardcore question or not even I fail to answer. I mean Chloe’s one scene from, what year was that anyhow?, still produces throbbing dicks around the world. But Arianna’s only worked in an era of high-def content, which lends to her advantage. Seriously tough decisions – why they gotta make life so difficult to answer!?!

Listen I’m a slut as much as actual sluts, ya heard! Not everything in my book needs to be “fresh”, 18-years-young or without wrinkles. I”m all about the game, the experience, and the fun. And yeah I’d happily cum buckets between Grandma Shelly’s ginormous knockers any day of the week – in fact I’d be willing to bet she’s actually had a buckets-worth of cum between her tits over her lifetime! You should hear this lady talk dirty – “fuck my big rack” or “You want a little suck?” (at which point dick promptly goes in her mouth!) – she’s also got some incredible balls-licking skills, and in fact her blowjob skills might outrank her titfucking abilities, which is amazing given her 34G “mounds”, but then again like I say with age also cums experience!

It’s incredible to imagine that Shione started off doing totally softcore modeling, given just how good of a fucker she is. I mean, there are some things you’re just good at, and you should share with others. And Shione Cooper is a really fantastic fucker! Her latest scene for Big Naturals is already one of her best, not least of all because it frames her whopping 34G natural breasts in some of the best light, shape and movements possible! These photos barely show it, however, so actually you should view the trailer and make the call for yourself, but few things in the world compare with what Shione can do with her breasts!

I told you I wanted to “get to know” Chloe Reese Carter, so here is more of her, from her debut with Amateurs Raw – I’d actually say this is her best work to date (but any hardcore scene with a whopping pair of 34Gs is pretty darned good no matter how you spin it!). I think the reason I like this scene so much is it confirms my suspicion that her tits are best viewed when hanging down, and she’s on her knees, getting plugged from behind – some call it DOGGY STYLE! But then again, any scene where you cum on their face and it drips onto her 34Gs is good no matter how you spin it! loL!

With a reported pair of 34G heavy funbags, Moldovan amateur-quickly-turned-pro boober Chloe Reese Carter recently got hot and bothered in the tub then out of the tub for I Know That Girl, a Mofos production. They of course have their own lens onto the boob-world, and Chloe Reese did her part to contribute to their aesthetic. Originally something of an internet phenom, Chloe Reese has been hitting up all the studio dicks lately, and I’m preparing some other posts on her, so stay tuned. Her tits look best in doggy and reverse cowgirl, which she likes to lean forward when she rides – this way her tits get as much weight in them as possible, and yeah they look heavy:

Californian wrassler Shelly stopped by the 50 Plus MILF studios to show off her muscles aka chesticles. She’s got some super arm muscles too, and shows off her physical moves. She pins this dude time and time again, claiming the big… belt. Seriously though, she’s 5’8″ and pretty darned ripped. I mean I think I could take her, but I’d much rather “take her” if you know what I mean.

She won the tournament, so she claimed his cock as her “reward”. If it isn’t already obvious, I’d volunteer for 1st Loser if it meant getting a go at her older-than-dirt big fucking titties:

Jordan Carver must have a knack for the holiday big-boob flair. The last time I reported on her was just after Thanksgiving last year, for her interpretation of Pocahontas. Now, she’s the Easter bunny – I’m just hoping there’s still time left on the clock for me to hunt her down and nibble on her gigantic 34G boobs! Non-nudity or not (prefer not!) I could still stare down that gaping cleavage gap all day long:

I love the short ladies! For one its easier to stare down their blouses, and once you finally remove said blouse the proportions of tit to body are always really BIG. While I can’t exactly say I’ve fucked anyone with Daphne’s 41-24-41 proportions, I have a pretty wild imagination of what those numbers mean! And all in a 5’1″ frame, it’s pretty clear they intentionally set her up with a towering bloke for this latest Scoreland performance, of which she has many by now – but its her body these days, her huge bubble butt and whopping 34G breasts that I’m still hunting in the wild:

Life is a stage, and porn is just another layer of icing on the cake of life. Shione is a great actress, and has really come a long way over the past couple of years, from glam-model to class A fucker. I know I’ll probably never get a shot at her, so I’m plenty happy watching this other dude enjoy a staged candid moment with her for GF Revenge – I know it’s not real, but this is some of Shione’s best work! Her 34G titfuck is superb, and there’s something about the cheap-o quality of watching it recorded by a cell phone that is really raunchy and nice (even though my cell phone has 480p HD recording – again, I know that this is all a hoax, meant to convey some “authentic” real-world revenge). And then he bones her doggy style, which is, I suspect, Shione’s favorite position – her tits clapping in the wind! You should see for yourself!

Awesome. Simply awesome. I’m so thankful for the world we live in today – and that ladies like Busty Arianna and her whopping 34G breasts exist out there. And watching her work is like watching sex incarnate. Honestly I might not know what to do with her myself – my dick and hips would probably thrust back and forth so fast that I’d throw my hips out of alignment! That image above is just remarkable – so much tit-weight, and I think she likes the playtime more than he does!

I don’t mean to imply she’s lost a LOT of weight, just that Marie-Claude Bourbonnais – whom I’ve never reported on but I’ve been a fan of ever since stumbling upon that french fries boobvertising ad – has thinned up a bit, which on a body already that thin, shows. You can especially see it whenever she lifts her arms above her heads and her entire torso stretches – her tits, of course, being an enhanced 34G, have maintained their size and density and so appear larger than ever, and that’s what I’m especially intrigued by:

There’s not much to say about Busty Arianna other than… Daaaaaaaaaaaamn!

Honestly, she was already one of my faves, and now that she’s doing hardcore for her Score-branded namesake website, well, she’s forever got a special place in my heart & blog (you’ll notice she was one of my first interviews, albeit under a different name then). A total package, her hyper-voluptuous curves are only accentuated by the cut and wave of her hair, her big seductive eyes and her full-formed thighs (dear lord she has an ass on her too!). Her tight-n-tiny pussy is complemented by a pair of natural juggs which can only be described as “G-cup”, because when she first came onto the scene she was 32G, but her Score profile now lists her as 34G but I have a feeling even she fluctuates UP to 36G! And for her overall size she keeps a pretty tucked belly – like I say, total package: