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a full serving of 34K naturals

Dors Feline knows how to serve them up, and by them I mean her unique pair of 34K natural breasts. If only FDA guidelines for meal consumption included a healthy serving of tit daily, then at least my fetishism would be guaranteed! I mean I’m healthy, I definitely get more than my portions, but I have your fetishism in mind as much as my own, and frankly there isn’t enough tit for us all. That’s what makes the hunt – or the meal as Dors shows – so intriguing. And for all the kitchen and dining room sex I’ve had, I can’t say I’ve ever seen a bird lift her boob with a soup bowl! I’ll keep that in mind the next time the opportunity arises.



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a Big Boob Tale with Denise Davies

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It seems whenever I mention the name of legendary stacked 34K boober Denise Davies it’s with regards to one of her old-school sexual adventures, or Big Boob Tales. If you’re looking for older boobtastic scenes – some really rare stuff along with some ladies who were at the height of their game in the late 1990’s – look no further, BB Tales have stuff which has only recently made its way to DVD (like Denise’s scene from Supersize Tits 6) but which studios shot some years back, and its already encoded for your digital download ease and jackoff needs!

Denise Davies has enough to go around

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Denise Davies is one of those truly monumental boobers. Monumental both in terms of boob size, with a whopping 34J natural pair, and in stature, standing a towering 5′10″ tall! She could crush me, and I might like that! Yet I’ve never blogged about her yet, because she hasn’t produced much of late and is continually slipping through my virtual cracks. But in a recent scene published at Busty Britain, from a movie I’ve never seen her in before, there’s some great double-lick action going on with her partners. I love this moment when they each lift her heavy boobs up, they each look at each other like, “Whoah!” then go in and suck away! This is old school done good!

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Happy Halloboobs!

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Sorry if I’m getting ahead of myself here people, I know Halloween is still a couple days off, but I couldn’t help myself. I rarely can when it comes to big natural breasts! And Dors Feline has some of the biggest with her 34K cuppers. I’ll always enjoy Halloween for the “sexy” outfits and time to play in costume, but if only more costumery would involve a lack of panties, big boobs, a gorgeous smile and incredible hips, then this holiday would truly be complete!

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Dors and her brown bikini, or lack thereof

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Personally I’ve never understood why modeling sessions are given title nomenclatures like “brown bikini” when frankly, the bikini doesn’t stay on for long!

I mean I guess it makes sense. You have to put a title on everything, and so you look at the original outfit and name it such. After all you couldn’t name every photo session “Dors gets naked (again!)”, even though that is the eventual idea and outcome. Thankfully Dors is no total tease like some other big boob web models (you know who I’m referring to!). She’s more than happy to show the goods, notably her hyper-plump 34K naturals – a top-heavy asset of her truly unique form and appearance, complementing her tattoos, wide hips and dyed hair, she is one of a kind!

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That’s more like it! Dors has a great gaze, but it’s when she smiles and shows her teeth that her beauty really shines through (shame there’s only one shot to prove my point, but there’s lots more over at her website to back me up!).

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perspectives of Dors Feline

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Dors Feline (while clearly derivative from her fondness of the cat family of animals, did you know feline can simultaneously mean graceful as well as treacherous? Cheeky Dors!) has got to be one of the hottest sinsations on the net right now. She’s definitely pushed boob fans beyond their limits of comprehension. We’ve all seen big tits, but big tits on a pretty girl who can also manage to be sexy, and beautiful, and quite often all in the same photograph! Now that’s tough to find. I’ll give further analysis of her appearances in future posts I’m sure, but for now I wanted to present to you some perspectives of Dors! Basically, several vantage points of Dors and her whopping 34K natural tits, that each visually detail the size and scale of her breasts. Keep in mind too, these are all photos of her standing up! Over time, I’m sure I’ll compile more shots of her from behind (sidewinder), doggy, laying down, sleeping on her side, maybe even upside-down (I can picture her doing some sort of suspension trapeze or hanging guy-wire photoshoot!). Alas, enjoy these perspectives of Dors Feline and her big boobs:

I guess it would be more appropriate to start off with an image of Dors with her clothes ON. To give you an idea of what you might run into on the streets or in the club. Behind closed doors however, her threads don’t stay on too long:
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Moving right along, here is Dors leaning forward, show you her natural cleavage line:
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and were she to let go, this is what you might enjoy:
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But she wants to show you the truly massive size of her breasts, so she grabs hold again and lifts those heavy funbags:
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and if she was ever on top, you would likely find yourself staring at these wonders:
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and lastly, up close and personal. You know you want these!:
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A Month Without Boobs?
Say it Aint So!

Okay so I’ve been away. That much is clear. But I’ve returned in full capacity, so you can officially
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Now of course where I was and what I was doing is a story longer than any book I’ve read, and I lived it. It wasn’t entirely unexpected, but even I was taken by surprise, and so my time was thin. Long story short, I helped a friend build a home. I have some engineering and construction experience in my past, so I was called in to help “advise” the project. My advisory role eventually led to helping with management of the project, which eventually led to an all-hands-on-deck involvement, including buying insurance to allow me to drive and handle some heavy tools and equipment – ah my past rekindled! I can’t believe that was over six weeks ago now. It’s amazing how much people can accomplish in such a short span of time. Yes I did have a certain amount of personal time, and at the onset I attempted to manage both this blog and my obligations to my clients. However shortly after the project began, the laptop I had taken with me died, complete with a puff of smoke. So that put a pretty obvious crimp on my ability to watch big tit porn and write reviews of emerging content by the likes of your and my favorite sponsors.

I sit here, having returned to my office, amazed at the plethora of content I now feel obligated to post, and the rampant perverted thoughts that have been circling through my mind for weeks on end now. And the industry has been busy. I hear Gianna Michaels has done anal, so I absolutely have to look into that.

Ms Vinyl Meow and her 38H breasts have gone and secured her own website, which unfortunately is still “under construction” (how 1999!):

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The other major website launch of note is that of Dors Feline and her absolutely stunning 34K natural tits, brought to us all by the same folks that recently launched Ellie Jay’s mammoth mammary online presence!

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Dors not only has a heavy handful and perky nipples, but she’s an all-around cutie too, complete with color! Colorful tattoos, colorful hair, colorful makeup. The type of model whom I really appreciate to see naked, but also yearn to peruse through her personal wardrobe, to be excited by her choice of fabrics and palettes.

Of course I’m not only into color and ink. I also admire a type of classical beauty, and while I was away I somewhat forgot about (or rather, had a vision in my mind but no image to admire) the soft and sensual approach of Lisa of Cosmid – all I can say is I’m in love all over again:

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During my time away, not all was lost. My clients who are also my friends, guaranteed my sanity, and indeed I did have a whale of a time. Some of my adventures included getting a spectacular blowjob on the top deck of a private boat. Sure someone is bound to encounter the situation, but when the only people there are people you trust, you can continue about your business and enjoy the moment! I also got to enjoy my first titfuck with an African-American woman, a massively stacked BBW who was all mojo:

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No that was not her, but the foot-long cleavage and intense look of carnal cravings in her eyes are very similar. And that might be the first time I’ve used my own cum as partial lube for my go-again sequential titfuck. Man that was a good evening.

I now have mounds of material to sift through. I’ll post as much as I can in the coming days. I can’t guarantee I’ll be able to make up for all my lost time, but I will do my best! I appreciate all the emails and comment forms that have been sent my way, some even asking if I was all right. Thank you for your concern. Of course my heart is still pumping, and my cock is still throbbing for more big tit action! Tonight I take a break from all of that, but I’ll leave you with some breasts to consider:

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Maritza of Mexican Lust recently got fucked for being the naughty stepmother she is. Wait a minute. Stepmother? Does that mean she’s not the birth mother of the 36D-stacked and supposed daughter Silvia Loret? Are the titles of her photosets alluding to some emerging big tit narrative?

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Petra of Boobstudy has some giant honkers, especially for her otherwise petite frame. But more-so she reminds me of a dear friend of mine, with the same nose and chin – my friend also has those two moles under her DDs, although Petra’s inverted nipple has my friend outclassed in terms of uniqueness!

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And for the sake of boobs, here’s an absolutely stunning shot of Virginia Bell and her 48DDD black-and-white whoppers! Exactly the type of image you might find in Tachen’s Big Book of Breasts!

And here’s a random YouTube find. Girls will be girls.

Another great YouTube find, some of you might recognize this ad:

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Germans are really fond of their boob, or busen stars. Her name is Eve Deluxe and she recently made an appearance on the Josof Show:

Enjoy! And it’s good to be back!