She’s come and just as quickly vanished, but I hope she returns for more because Janne Hollan, a Czech boober with whopping 38DDs (must be something in the water) definitely made a splash when she first appeared over at DDF Busty. A big lady, yes, but most importantly big where it matters most: in the BOOB department! Whether she’s just letting them hang or lifting them up, or what I think she does best is squeeze them together, hopefully she wasn’t a one-hit-wonder, because I absolutely must meet her!
A fan snapped this shot of Big (Fake) Titty Southern MILF Claudia Marie at the 2011 XBIZ adult awards, and then in the same minute I stumbled upon this music video sung by said big fake boober. She’s actually pretty darned good – her voice is totally different when it’s being projected into a microphone, as opposed to being filled with cock, or rather saying it wants to be filled with cock! loL! Either way her bigger-than-life big fake titties are always a pleasure to imagine – I only wish I could bounce around town with those big hooters one day, I can only imagine how much fun she must be!
My imagination is very capable – especially after this past week when I got busy with a friend’s older friend, she turned out to be 14 years my senior. Good times. Nice tits. Not big like Claudia Marie or Kayla Kleevage here that’s for sure – more like mid-life used-to-be-full-of-life tits, but still big. Point is, she was old, but FIT! Like Kayla whose pussy seems to be as tight as ever, just take a look at that shot below and tell me you wouldn’t hit that from behind, knowing her big 50II funbags are providing plenty of cushion for the pushin!
Best part of this scene however might be watching this two fake-titty sluts take turns sucking on each other’s monster melons – they each have their own patented technique for getting a BOOB that BIG into their mouths loL!!!!
Going in for a check-up, Claudia Marie gets fondled by the entire medical staff – I admit it’d be pretty hard for me to keep my eyes, and by extension my hands, and most-likely by extension my dick – off Claudia’s still-bigger, still-faker tits! Recently re-upgraded, there’s a hilarious point where, after being poked, licked and prodded by an enthusiastic nurse, the doctor (below) actually compares her tits to basketballs. It’s hard to tell if the basketballs are actually smaller or not – that’s just how BIG her big fake titties are! He of course gives her the full in-out inspection – lucky sod was the first to jizz all over those ginormous juggs!
Closing out this week’s “introducing” series, I hope to see more – in action – of this lady in particular. She pops up in the news every so often for her “unorthodox” painting style – not so much the content which is usually purely abstract and really quite lovely. But because she paints with her big bosom! As her website itself proclaims, “Specializing in museum-quality breast paintings since 2001″ Yup! By the way they’re 38DD and she claims all-natural.
Jules Jordan & Company you lucky sods! As if getting to fuck either one of these ladies wouldn’t be glory enough, you get to fuck both! I, for one, would be hard-pressed to decide which to fuck first: Alia Janine with her pendulous 44FF floppers and big gaping oh-mouth, or Sierra Skye with her ginger hair (head & pussy!) and 38-double-D knockers. Doesn’t matter I guess, they’re both Totally Unprofessional!
Alia’s scene is over 40 minutes long, and there are some great ass-chomping moments. Best of all Alia gets a double-cumshot, as this guy is so turned on by her already having his cum all over her face and hair that he goes back in for a double-dip!
And Sierra – sheesh! Don’t get me started. This girl’s smile is enough to make my dick throb – and her pink pussy topped with that forest of fire-red pubic hair has me bulging to get a taste! Damnit, now I’m horny as all hell!
But that’s the thing, she really does look very pretty with cum on her face! Of course it helps that is actually very pretty – so the shine and sheen of the cum helps illuminate her smile and general pleasantness. These stills are from a recent 40-minute fuck-fest by and for Jules Jordan – this guy has a great eye and selection of fuckable birds (not that I don’t, but he does and gets them to do their naughty acts on film!). But back to Selena and her 38DDs. Yup! Big breasts those jubblies are – and they ebb and flow with a slight delay to every thrust Jules gives her succulent pussy – she’s best in this scene on top, especially when she re- and re-mounts his dick for the best possible shot and penetration. She’s such a team player!
