our Miss May, a two-way tie

Unlike the dilemma we ran into for April where the pickin’s for a Miss April were slim – as in body types and in number of options – I think May is a much more stacked (ahem) month to pick from. In fact, for several reasons I’ve decided that the spring of May should grant me the option to nominate a two-way tie for Miss May!

In the pin-up arena there is the classic but not too-retro Marilyn Lange, Miss May 1974. From an era when fewer women were big breasted but the ones that were tended to be super slim and be stacked with torpedo tits! The photo is superb: seemingly outdoors but shaded with those rays of light accenting the arc of her back and bottom, the cute kitten on the chair – oh and the mid-back length hair and 39DDD tits don’t hurt either! As such she would go on to be Miss Playboy 1975.

Marilyn Lange, 39DDD-24-36, 130lbs!

Now normally I wouldn’t need to suggest that anyone could tie Marilyn for my May nomination. However May is a special month, and I feel a certain boob-ethics obligation to another playmate, someone who lived a short and controversial life but was nonetheless endowed and gets my vote! it was this month sixteen years ago – has it been that long? – that Anna Nicole Smith became Miss May 1992. At 36DD-26-38, Anna would also go on to become Playmate of the Year for 1993. Both of my nominations becoming Playmates of the Year, thus proving that while few and far between, playmates with big tits are well-respected, desired, and popularly appreciated!

Anna Nicole Smith, 36DD-28-38, weight varied.

Thus I will ring-in the spring season with a two-way tie for my favorite Playboy Miss May!