quick post, big (British) boobs, will return soon

admin — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:29:18 +0000

Two articles, both from October, describe parallel stories about how breasts and bra sizes in the British isle are steadily increasing: the earlier article published in The Sun claims the average cup size in Britain is now a pleasurful 36D. It also says that bra sales in sizes up to J-cup have been steadily increasing! The second article published a month ago now in News of the World tells the story of one specific lass who now claims to hold the “biggest boobs in Britain” record, surpassing the phenomenal K-cup PinupFiles model Rachel Aldana with a whopping naturally-grown 40M pair:

The new record holder Donna Jones however, is no looker, but I guess if they’re so big you can’t even really see her during sex, it shouldn’t really matter (sorry that was rude!), as the News of the World article read,

Even her HGV driver fiancé Kevin, 36, thinks they’re a turn-off as they get in the way during sex.

Honestly though how do enormously large breasts “get in the way”? If anything they produce uniquely enjoyable sex, the type of sex you simply can’t experience with your average – even 36D average – lass. And bullshit the fiancé thinks they’re a turn-off! Donna was a reported size 32HH when she was 17! Did the bloke think her breasts were going to shrink before the next solstice? And of course after having a kid they’re only going to get larger! That guy should take this opportunity to truly acknowledge his – and by extension my – breast fetishism, and say he’s happy that he’s engaged to a record holder with her assets! Sure, he feels for her, he feels empathy for her, but he’s still enjoying every minute of it, I’m sure.

On a quick side note, just to let all my readers know that I should return soon. Not sure how soon, but soon. I’m trying to prepare a torrent of new news and updates for you all to enjoy. I’m back baby!

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quick post, big (British) boobs, will return soon