the World’s Most Useless Bikini

I thought, “What’s the point?” and then I realized, “That is the point!” loL!! I’m still not sure if I prefer the front or rear implementation of this bikini, or lack thereof. Of course I’m a breast man so all I want to do is stare at her… eyes. But I’m also intrigued by Candice straddling that canal of water in high heels – did you also not notice that at first glance? Makes you wonder, eh? Wonder what would happen, just what if, you slid in from behind. Would you fall in? Would she fall in? If she did, I mean fuck it just fall in with her and do it like dolphins. Alas, I’m a boob man so… mind still isn’t made up. Damnit ActionGirls, way to make my brain hurt, thinking ’bout Tits & Ass!

I can see the boobs, so why not just show me the boobs?

Jenny P’s titties for Action Girls are teasing me beyond belief! I mean here’s the thing: she won’t reveal her tits, topless. But her tits are right there – staring back at me, begging to be admired. And admiring I am. The way her boobs are bulbous and round, but her nipples are perky and pointing up up UP! Up, right into my eyes – I’d rather my vision be gouged by her fleshy boob-pokers than not get to see them. I mean the porous blouse is nice, but I want the full-flesh image – gimme gimme those topless tits!!

Action Girls Grindhouse Poster Parody

Perhaps my blog title isn’t wholly appropriate? I mean, the Action Girls grindhouse series is somewhat genuine in a way, not so much a parody. I guess the ‘parody’ is almost self-satirizing in a way, because Action Girls are already grindhouse-esque, with their cut shirts, more exposed-than-covered flesh, and propensity to wear high-heels in the field of action – and they’re promoted as such. So turning their models and the producers of their content into a movie poster is the parody, at least in the ‘popular’ imagination of grindhouse films. Oh man that was a rant. Just enjoy the freaking posters!

nipples sharp enough to shred shirts

I love the outfits that sexy women wear. It’s one of the allures of big tits in particular – tight shirts, wet tees, “sweater meat”, down-blouse staring. And of course the ever-popular sheered shirt, where there’s as much flesh exposed as there is cotton attempting to cover Jeri Lee’s super-firm 32Ds and her almost razor-sharp looking perky nipples – only from Action Girls!

first Katlynn, now Kayla – Action Girls are on to something

First Action Girls got ahold of Katlynn and now they have Kayla up their studio-sleeves. I don’t know who’s doing their scouting or paying attention to models that are popping up elsewhere, but they’re doing a great job, and the photos of both these new birds are simply stunning. Kayla has a very particular sultry look, and while she doesn’t completely flaunt her goods in this pictorial debut, her breasts do play the ol’ game of peek-a-boob, periodically popping out of that beautiful blue flannel long-sleeve shirt (combined with those daisy-duke short shorts, my god!):

some recent big titty Blondes from Action Girls

Here’s a smorgasbord of big (fake) titty blondes for ya, all recent uploads to the deep deep archives of Action Girls. Oddly enough Brooke is the only typical “action” style photoshoot, so I don’t know if that means they’re trying to open up to new clients, or if they realized that it doesn’t really matter because in the end all I want to see is excellent photography of big tits – which they provide:

Pam:

Mikaela:

Marie-Claude:

Brooke:

more stunning shots of this girl – now her name is Katlynn

She can change her name with each and every shoot for all I care (she recently debuted as “Laura”), I call her Fucking Gorgeous! It’s almost like she can’t take an absolutely stunning shot – she has that aura about her. And believe it or not these shots are courtesy of Action Girls – totally not like them, again it’s almost like Katlynn only takes stunning artful photographs, like she’s talking directly with the camera, and I am merely listening: