I thought, “What’s the point?” and then I realized, “That is the point!” loL!! I’m still not sure if I prefer the front or rear implementation of this bikini, or lack thereof. Of course I’m a breast man so all I want to do is stare at her… eyes. But I’m also intrigued by Candice straddling that canal of water in high heels – did you also not notice that at first glance? Makes you wonder, eh? Wonder what would happen, just what if, you slid in from behind. Would you fall in? Would she fall in? If she did, I mean fuck it just fall in with her and do it like dolphins. Alas, I’m a boob man so… mind still isn’t made up. Damnit ActionGirls, way to make my brain hurt, thinking ’bout Tits & Ass!

Jenny P’s titties for Action Girls are teasing me beyond belief! I mean here’s the thing: she won’t reveal her tits, topless. But her tits are right there – staring back at me, begging to be admired. And admiring I am. The way her boobs are bulbous and round, but her nipples are perky and pointing up up UP! Up, right into my eyes – I’d rather my vision be gouged by her fleshy boob-pokers than not get to see them. I mean the porous blouse is nice, but I want the full-flesh image – gimme gimme those topless tits!!

Perhaps my blog title isn’t wholly appropriate? I mean, the Action Girls grindhouse series is somewhat genuine in a way, not so much a parody. I guess the ‘parody’ is almost self-satirizing in a way, because Action Girls are already grindhouse-esque, with their cut shirts, more exposed-than-covered flesh, and propensity to wear high-heels in the field of action – and they’re promoted as such. So turning their models and the producers of their content into a movie poster is the parody, at least in the ‘popular’ imagination of grindhouse films. Oh man that was a rant. Just enjoy the freaking posters!

I love the outfits that sexy women wear. It’s one of the allures of big tits in particular – tight shirts, wet tees, “sweater meat”, down-blouse staring. And of course the ever-popular sheered shirt, where there’s as much flesh exposed as there is cotton attempting to cover Jeri Lee’s super-firm 32Ds and her almost razor-sharp looking perky nipples – only from Action Girls!

First Action Girls got ahold of Katlynn and now they have Kayla up their studio-sleeves. I don’t know who’s doing their scouting or paying attention to models that are popping up elsewhere, but they’re doing a great job, and the photos of both these new birds are simply stunning. Kayla has a very particular sultry look, and while she doesn’t completely flaunt her goods in this pictorial debut, her breasts do play the ol’ game of peek-a-boob, periodically popping out of that beautiful blue flannel long-sleeve shirt (combined with those daisy-duke short shorts, my god!):

Pam:

Mikaela:

Marie-Claude:

Brooke:

She can change her name with each and every shoot for all I care (she recently debuted as “Laura”), I call her Fucking Gorgeous! It’s almost like she can’t take an absolutely stunning shot – she has that aura about her. And believe it or not these shots are courtesy of Action Girls – totally not like them, again it’s almost like Katlynn only takes stunning artful photographs, like she’s talking directly with the camera, and I am merely listening:

Jenny P of Action Girls acclaim has been teasing me for years – refusing to show her nipple to my salivating mouth, first with her numerous sidewinder shots from 2009, then managing to use her arms to hide her nipples. I was nearly ready to beg! Then she came through for me. It’s not full disclosure, sure, but it’s pretty good and I definitely have an idea now! This sheer top shows plenty, and she’s exactly how I imagined her – the size of her areola might even be bigger than I suspected, and makes her 34DDs appear even bigger than they are – sweet!

I don’t mean to imply she’s lost a LOT of weight, just that Marie-Claude Bourbonnais – whom I’ve never reported on but I’ve been a fan of ever since stumbling upon that french fries boobvertising ad – has thinned up a bit, which on a body already that thin, shows. You can especially see it whenever she lifts her arms above her heads and her entire torso stretches – her tits, of course, being an enhanced 34G, have maintained their size and density and so appear larger than ever, and that’s what I’m especially intrigued by:

All I ask is that in those final moments – maybe for a couple hours, actually – I get to rest my weary head upon a monumental pair of 34HH (or 32J depending on your source!) big titties, like Leanne Crow is demonstrating here for Action Girls (she goes by “Leeanne” there – note the extra E). That skull is so lucky damnit! I guess she has an exclusive contract to not go topless with AG, because she does elsewhere – but I guess that’s not necessary when there’s so much other action going on in each of these shots!

It’s the end of 2010. Already. And with every new year’s revelry come the TV ads reminding people near where I live not to shoot off their guns. Guns are serious business – and so are boobs. Only one should be played with – not just for new years but all year long. No thanks to Charlie from Action Girls for confusing my argument, and making me confused in the process – I just want to watch her work, even if I do feel threatened! But seriously people have fun out there, play it safe, and let’s Say Hello to Breast Fetishism in 2011 shall we!

And by “apple” I’m referring to tits-and-ass – it’s a metaphor you see. She’s got a lovely fuckable face too – sort of young-n-innocent like with big puffy lips that I’m sure look remarkable wrapped around any cock. Man I don’t mean to sound so demeaning. That’s clearly not my intent, not my main one anyhow. Because this girl is really cute, really unique, and I’d love to hear her stories – or at least hear her moans and groans as I pound away for hours on end, one hand firmly grasped on her behind, the other on one of those magnificently breast-muscles! Whoops there I go again! I can’t help it, once the juices get flowing they get flowing – and Action Girls bring out some particular juices in me! loL!

Then I’d be dead – BAM! And given the looks of it, in all likelihood I would be killed by asphyxiation. That’s right, suffocation, my head stuck between her canyon of cleavage, a lack of air from being buried between her two bountiful breasts. This is Gina, she’s an Action Girl, and she poses a serious threat to all boob-fetishists! As for me, I’m going to release my security detail and I say let her come and kill me! All I ask is she torture me first with her full-figured form, and waterboat me for at least three … no, five, hours. Yes it will take that long to pry any information from me (information which is readily printed throughout this blog: I’m a BOOB fetishist! loL!).

Claudia is a long-time Action Girl, and has always had her pair of torpedo tits, but this recent video really sort of put it into perspective and emphasized the eye-poking potential of her seriously prominent nipples. Maybe it’s the blown-out, over exposed quality of many of the shots and angles, and of course her high-contrast ebony skin against the background. Either way, nipples this big aren’t for my mouth, they’re for my fingers, and I absolutely love to tweak them, toggle them, toy with them. Almost as she does below in the 3rd thumb:

At least on my 23″ widescreen monitor at 1920×1080 resolution I like to think that the above image is approximately the cleavage that would be generated by Jordan Carver and her whopping 34G breasts. Approximately. Of course, if I was wrong, I think it’s safe to say that it could only be because her breasts are BIGGER than my approximation! Aha – that is a good thing to be wrong every now and then! But seriously I’m always about high-res and high-quality content, and you can see these original images – including the shot that the above crop is from – below of Jordan, courtesy of Action Girls where her and other big boob babes fill their ranks.

Over a year ago I first included Jenny P aka Penny Mathis and her 34DD sidewinder boobs in my archives for the first time, also for the premiere big tits & action (not necessarily big tit action, there is a difference!) website Action Girls. Well Penny, Jenny… ahh you know she’s back and that’s all that matters. She has a new look, she even looks younger I might add – probably because she shed a couple pounds. But her breasts haven’t lost any mass, making them sometimes appear more-round, more-bigger, more-booby than before. But she’s still not showing nipple, so it’s safe to say that’s her “thing”. I guess at least she has a pleasant face to look at, but it’s like those “my eyes are up here” shirts would suggest, sometimes I just want to stare at your TITS:

The Action Girl simply known as Jill has some incredible curves. Actually, she only has two big curves, because the rest of her body is actually quite thin – with a tiny butt that frankly I’m into these days, a visibly tight asshole and pussy – also into!, a super-cute top of hair, and of course some ginormously enhanced breasts! Suffice to say I’d pound all over her like there’s no tomorrow – my fear is that given her stature and apparent frail-ness, I might break her:

There are some girls whom I could just watch all day. Just watch them pose, and move, and jiggle. Watch them act out their own softcore fantasies and play with the camera, or tease me live in person. Monique from Action Girls definitely falls entirely into this category – and not necessarily simply because she’s never dropped her top and showed nipple but because she’s simply a dear to gaze upon. She’s a natural thespian too, and has done work on stage and on television even, so she’s got a knack for being watched, adored, desired. I am definitely a fan of her:

If you thought the immeasurable Wendy Combattente had left us, or merely made an Action Girls appearance several months back only to disappear, think again – she’s baaaaaack! And she’s bigger and better than ever! I mean her tits are absolutely PoPPiN in this latest AG set – you can see how BIG a zipper that leather top needs to be to contain her HUGE bosom! And if you click the image above and save it, zoom in, see her cleavage – that’s 100% AG resolution. BIG images of BIG tits and beautiful babes. Damn, I nearly forgot – she collaborated on this set with blonde stunner Brooke! Hah. And I’d bang Brooke any day of the week but damn her tits pale in comparison to Wendy’s aero-designed “mile high” cleavage rack! Seriously… I’m rambling senseless boob-tastic words because I can’t collect my thoughts coherently to express my own fetishism!

Ukrainian boober Iryna Stephens is really making something of a name – an altogether new and unique name I might add – for herself over at Action Girls. Her 32E tits are so big that eventually they have to break their way through her vest. Held back by a mere zipper? Pshaw! Her breasts are incredibly firm, and more-so she has a killer look complemented by some plump glossed lips and green eyes – a killer combo already, so she’s double-deadly with that chrome desert eagle between her tits in her hands! This bird is sort of new to the industry, so congrats on her arrival and way to go starting off at Action Girls because they will surely land her bigger and better boob-jobs errrrr work!