Cannot be Unseen: GUM TITS

Vivident gum takes an unexpected turn – time and time again – in this Italian ad agency-produced video.

juicy natural bitty titties sell orange juicy bits

Sex sells, we know that. But boobs allure, and they do so discreetly – or not so discreetly when you intentionally employ the ‘downblouse’ camera angle on a girl with double-Ds carrying a box of juicy orange bits! Have to watch it for yourself – at least once (spoiler: biggest bits are at 0:20, “all bits”). Anyhow.

Push-Up Party Posters #titvertising

For a long time I’ve been using the “advertising” tag to describe these ad campaigns (which are increasing in numbers), but I realize now (too late?) that TITvertising is probably more appropriate for you readers (one day I’ll clean up my archives, promise). Either way these posters were spotted in Belgium, and the ad company says,

TMF Travel organises party trips for 16-24 years olds to top party destinations around Europe. To get some extra attention for their latest promotion, they created a unique wild poster campaign: one normal poster of a guy is surrounded by five close-ups of bikinis… in Push-up style.

[via Ads of the World]

3 Russian tit-tastic trailers

If anyone cares to elaborate on these videos, please – I “nyet” speak Russian. It loos like some television show – which only reminds me how the rest of the world seems comfortable with Tit-vertising, while America thinks boobs are sooooo taboo. Anyways this first video is not only an advert but also a really great tits-allusion:

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and the other two are just adverts:

boobvertising – or how ads sell products (TITS!)

With “vitamins” no less! That’s a nice suggestive nipple shadow she has going on there too I might add.

For other hair products and boob-ads, click here; also here is a good campaign for push-up bras.

Her Ass is the Tits

I’ve seen plenty of boob-simulacra, metaphors and body-likenesses in my day. And even I recently postulated the prospect of doing Miosotis doggy while suckling on her giant triple-K tits – but I’ve never thought of tits-on-ass, explicitly. These magazine spread photos, from an un-named photographer, were published in issue 10 of S Magazine – weird!

I don’t understand these Tits.

Quite literally. This is a commercial for Timotei, a Nordic shampoo brand named after some grass. There’s some Cyrillic writing at the end of the commercial that I take to be Russian. Either way, I don’t understand the language, so if anybody wants to translate just leave a comment. Oh yeah and the female model has some ginormous G-cup natural titties. Man I wish television in America looked like this, then I might actually spend time watching advertisements instead of getting up to piss or get a snack. See the images below for some of the best frames, then there’s the actual video at the end. Enjoy!

she wedges her fingers between her jiggly juggs

she deposits her big bra on the floor

the silhouetted sidewinder boobs show her true size: BiG!

gratuitous ending – I’m not complaining!