what are we doing with bras on our heads? (And Daphne Rosen fucks Maggie Green!!)

The latest installation from the Tittywood big boob parody-production industry is Boob Science, a contemporary high-def and huge-tit remake of the 80s nerd-classic Weird Science – this time the doll is upgraded in the chest department as Daphne Rosen is accompanied by her 34Gs and she plays the role of fuck doll with super powers! It doesn’t stop there of course! This movie is incredibly stacked, and also features Eva Notty returning with a fantastic titfuck thanks to her 34F naturals; there’s also the new redhead star Contessa Rose and her 34E naturals (a letter smaller than Eva, but there’s something about her pale skin and red hair that drives a man bonkers!); don’t forget ebony sensation Aileen Ghettman and her 32FF whoppers!; recently reviewed new sensation Angel Gee and her 36Fs; and of course as the title implied, there is the most-stunning scene ever with Daphne Rosen fucking the traditionally classy but increasingly slutty-of-late Maggie Green and her 38F naturals with a strap-on dildo! This scene alone must be seen! But let’s recap: 34Gs fucking 38Fs; 36Fs tag-team with 34Gs; 34Fs, 34Es, 32FFs and 36Fs all get titfucked and cum-battered. And let me remind you it’s the nerds that come out on top! Complete with ethernet switches and vector waveform monitors (yeah, I know my hardware & boobs!):

Effing brilliant I must say – Scoreland have really outdone themselves with Boob Science! All of the set are really well-made and respective of the original movie, and the props are especially spot-on! The dialogue is hilarious and so many boob-puns are to be had, “What are we doing with bras on our heads, and a doll?” Scoreland doesn’t skim a single nuance of the production, as this movie runs nearly 4 hours long – but with over 30 lbs. of boob scattered throughout you won’t be bothered, in fact the only question is if you can last that long without wanking off!

Oh yeah, here’s the bloody incredible scene of Daphne strap-on dildo-fucking Maggie Green!

Along with performances by Contessa Rose, Aileen Ghettman and Eva Notty – I think I just figured out what I’m getting myself for Christmas: Boob Science!

the story of Angel Gee

At the very beginning of this year I contacted this babe known as Angel Gee through her MySpace page. Now I don’t normally browse MySpace because I consider it a huge waste of time and not a medium that people actually use to communicate – it’s used more for self-promotion which means a lot of communication gets left to the wayside. This “story” slightly reinforces that. Anyhow I contacted Angel, let her know about this here blog, and asked if she wanted to do an interview and pictorial. She agreed, said she found my blog titty-tastic, and sounded genuinely excited – great!

I forwarded my questions, which by the way were the best questions I have ever scripted (even to date) because I had done so much research on the girl.

After several initial excitable and excited emails, suddenly there was no response. A couple weeks went by. I sent a follow-up email and the reply was something to the extent of “Let’s try it again.” Okay. I sent the questions again.

Another couple weeks went by. Again, no response. At this time the “April 2009″ issue of Score magazine was about to be released at the eBoobStore (in February, 2 months ahead), which I thought would be the perfect time to press for the interview, to overlap with her forthcoming release. At this time she replied, “I sent the interview, I don’t know where it is.” After a couple back-and-forths, while I know I wasn’t demanding eventually my emails must have just come across as that, because then she started not responding entirely. Either that, or her tits were SO BIG – 36F – by this point that combined with her ever-long fingernails she couldn’t either see or type correctly on the keyboard to follow through!

My questions were about her fingernails, her piercings, her various hairstyles, and of the “do you like to get fucked?” variety. But my questions would soon be answered, because even though her first appearances for Scoreland used the tease approach to excite fans, it wasn’t long before she started stuffing cock in her mouth and begging to be banged, which she’s now doing with a sort of bi-monthly routine with Score and believe you me, her scenes are faaaaaab-u-lous!

So of course I’m a little upset that I was never able to fulfill my own expectations to interview Angel and dig a little deeper than the superficial images above, but I also congratulate her for her recent success and only hope that she continues to perform for me, you, us boob fetishists! Because she really has a uniquely wonderful appearance: 5′ tall, 42-28-38 with a 36F cup bra, 124lbs of which 10 is her bosom, so she’s just the right thicky thick to drive me bonkers, and her voice and attitude are about as chirpy and chippy as you might expect from this Southern Belle!