Sort of identical to what you might find on the television – especially Fox – persistent guests of the HiBoobs brand will recognize that not everything labeled “news” is such. This is old school to many but let’s log this for the records (it’s good to know it’s still out there, online) have a quick fondle look at this boobie game:
Character Spotting:
Lenora Claire, a lady I’m still having lots of difficulty describing in my own way (wikipedia describes her just as ‘art curator, model and writer’ but I see her as more as a cult icon of sorts, but for what cult I can’t yet say!) was recently spotted at the Vanity Fair launch of Character Project in NYC for which she was a … character (that’s what I’m talking about. Her wikipedia doesn’t list her as a ‘character’ but that’s how I see her, exactly!):
(video of Lenora Claire interviewing porn people previously posted here)
Take this concentration tits test for men:
Dita von Teese for Wonderbra:
Dita von Teese, the incredibly hot ex-everything of the incredibly lame Marilyn Manson is the new spokeswoman for Wonderbra, the famous pusher-upper of B-cups into C-cups and C-cups into convincing D-cups (even I’ve been fooled by that one!). They’ve even gone ahead and produced a brand new website, Sexy Science, to promote Dita’s boobs and by extension, their product.
For once some real world-class boob news, Dolly Buster, the 39-year old 38-23-35 fake boober was today awarded Germany’s top honor as that country’s hottest porn star, beating Gina Wild by a mere half-percentage point, reports BILD (sort of pop culture news for Germany in English with lots of outlinks and comments in some foreign language, probably German). Germans clearly don’t consider age a factor in voting for their Favorites, as Wild is nearly a decade younger. Let me tell you too, I’ve been to parts of Germany before and it’s true, they love their pornstars and they love them busty! Even in smaller cities throughout the south of Deutschland I recall walk-in porno stalls (not stores, stalls!) with Dolly Buster cardboard cutouts as a suggestion for what might await – or in some cases lurk – inside! It was hit and miss but Dolly was clearly a contemporary porn image icon even a decade ago, and still remains so given her award. I tip my happy hat to her!
ON THE BOOB TUBE:
Mexicans staying indoors to avoid contracting swine flu had something to ogle at and drool over while waiting for the hysteria to die down:
her name is Keren Rios. BLAMO! I just got man-smudge on my wide-screen.
A Japanese scientist and part-time rock musician claims to have invented a ringtone that will enlarge a woman’s breasts:
I don’t know why the sound has to be a ringtone (for cell phones) in particular. I’d be interested in exploring a way to make the sound almost completely inaudible, subconscious-subliminal. To blast the frequencies across a wider area in an effort to slowly increase the bra-cup sizes of all the ladies in my city. Now that’d be scientitfic!
Another manifestation of the Japanese obsession with breasts, this Tora 3 machine employs the mechanical grab-arm and allows participants to fetch from a pile of breasts. I’ve always preferred the hands-on approach to the bosom myself, and I never pay to play. Can’t exactly imagine either what was wrong with Tora 2 or for that matter Tora 1! Doesn’t seem too sophisticated. And what’s with the hay in the background?
More Asian boob news, UPI reports on a 90-year-old tailor who claims he can make the perfect bra for a woman simply by looking at her breasts. Suggesting his skillful trade can be traced back to age 20, if I were him I would have adjusted my claim a long time ago to be, I could make you the perfect bra by feeling your breasts!
Second Life has a sex problem, and in particular with virtual sex being exposed to underage users. As such they’ll be implementing a virtual red light district in its digital world – ‘virtual Amsterdam’ is what they’re calling it – and restricting all explicit activities to that realm, in an effort to prevent minors from exposure to virtual PR0N. There’s no specific mention if the non-restricted areas of Second Life will still allow topless women with render-enhanced bosoms, so for now assume it’s a blanket rule.
Playboy have launched an online archive of their older issues! It runs using Microsoft’s Silverlight application so you might need to install some software, but it’s so worth it! For now it’s only 53 randomly selected issues from their archives, but hopefully in time they’ll put them all online and keep them available for free browsing! I love that they even have all the old ads in them, and yes you can zoom in very close and read the articles! LOL!!
Welcome to the 4th installment of Boobs in the News!
Giving new meaning to food on the go, Reuters reports on this chopstix-bra which is an attempt to use a B-cup model to bring attention to her cleavage the environmentally un-friendly nature of consumable culture, in particular the trend in Japanese kitchens to throw away used wooden chopsticks.
I wanted to post this the second it hit the airwaves but I had to save it for the News proper! Dolly Parton was interviewed at the National Press Club in DC last month and was asked a great question about her thoughts on Obama’s victory and explains – with commentary about her BOOBS – why she’s never ran for President herself!
This has already made the splash it was supposed to in both mainstream and boob-blog media, but nonetheless for the records ex-porn actress Stormy Daniels (36-26-36! classic!) is considering a bid to represent Louisiana in the US Senate for 2010, aiming to up-end the incumbent David Vitter. See the video below and sign the petition at Draft Stormy if you want porn stars in your Senate!
A coffee shop in the town of Vassalboro, Maine (population 4,500) opened up shop last month and serves its patrons topless. It’s uncertain if the coffee shop – The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop – was named after the majestic views of the surrounding hills, lakes, ponds and tributaries or the pair of hopefully heavy hangers swaying in front of you as your waitress “tops up” your bottomless cup of Joe. What’s more in these economically trying times, nearly 150 hopeful waitresses submitted their resumes for a meager 10 positions – hey, at least they have options by their gender alone, that’s more work than I can find these days! Wait. Did anyone else notice those numbers? A town of 4,500 has 150 women willing to take their tops off for cash? That’s great ratio! I think I need to plan a holiday to the northeast! Sheesh!
Like last time less news and more like product placement, this apparel over at Etsy is for a Star Trek inspired corset for your lusty lady nerd. The bust only measures up to 30 inches, so anything over a C-cup will likely cause spillage or worst-yet pain. Interested buyers should write the designer and ask them to make one to fill a 38G cup – tell them Christy Marks is your gf. (That’s two Star Trek-and-boobs references in a row also!)
Meanwhile, over in Los Angeles:
Porn Industry hyper-enthusiast James St. James and the massively stacked and seductively smart Lenora Claire were interviewing industry stars and “I just jerk off” audience members at the “25 Years of Vivid” show. If you don’t know the Daily Freak Show you need to get hip, and if you don’t know Lenora then you have a lot of homework to do youngin:
(the video embed code is tricky. Should it not embed in the RSS or fail on my blog, you can find the original video here)
This is old news surely. I first read about it before Christmas even, but as it goes I’ve been compiling this news for some time, so now is it’s time to shine jiggle! The Apple app store rejected the iBoob application, which shook a pair of virtual juggs when you tilted your iPhone. The app rejected was referred to as “objectionable content”. Personally I’ve seen much-better use of the iPhone’s accelerometer than this, but it is boob related, and such is the nature of an app designer looking to make a splash of some sort! Well done!
The English must “officially” report the most boob-centric news in the world. Originally reported over at The Telegraph (the link will sometimes not work, don’t ask me why), criticism brewed on the Isle over US company Wake Up Frankie’s round ceramic jar with cork top for you to place your future boob-upgrade funds into. The orange dots and candy cane stripe around the bottom confuse me. Can anyone tell me what those designs have to do with a boob job? The big round bulbous pink jar certainly does the trick though!
Popporn had a boob – or zoob! – war before last year’s end. Click here to view all the contestants.
How To Tell…
Coed Magazine break it down to Feel, Shape, Hang, Flop, Nipple and Motion. Frankly their assesment is wrong! For nipple they say, “unaltered nips grow more or less in the same spot on both breasts” and suggest that asymetrical nipples = fake boobs. Wrong. I’ve seen in the flesh a couple girls with asymetrical nipples. This happens due to one breast being larger or growing differently than the other. It happens. Personally I find it a bit of a turn-on, so I find their criticism wrongly justified. Additionally, they say real boobs “jiggle and sway and swing” and that if they don’t they’re fake. 99% of the time that might be right, but I recall this one DD-cup girlfriend I had whose breasts were so dense and firm, they just simply would not jiggle. No matter how hard I pounded her or she bounced on top, they just would not shake! But have a read for yourself.
Boobs on things that don’t normally have boobs:
It seems impossible to have a boob news write-up without a Star Trek reference! If you’re not a trekkie though don’t be put off by the image above, this article over at Cracked is about boobs on things that don’t normally have boobs, by chance including the NCC-1701-A. Just by chance.
Winner of an unprecedented 8 gold medals in a single sport, swimmer Michael Phelps was recently seen at an aiport being stalked by a stacked Asian hottie. Ahhh to be stalked by push-up bras, it must suck being famous!
boobs and math:
Less news and more boob-products! This item at Etsy combines your (or my) love for bosoms and nerdliness into one high-contrast silkscreened calculated expression: 80085! Granted, 80085 doesn’t specify what size, but you can purchase the shirt in XL, so that has to at least be DD, right?
Not so boobie I know, but clearly important journalism this. Bettie Page, the pin-up idol no doubt everyone reading this blog has some familiarity with, passed away yesterday at the age of 85. There’s a full obituary, originally read over at Baby Sinead.
Mary Carey spotted:
Avowed ex-porn actress (time will tell how long she can keep that promise) and onetime gubernatorial candidate for California Mary Carey and her 36DDs recently spotted at a Young Hollywood holiday party benefiting the Michael J. Fox Foundation. Pary in Los Angeles, dated December 3:
Crystal Gunns in the news:
Old news I know, but still highly entertaining. Another avowed ex-porn actress, this time Crystal Gunns known for her pole-dancing and private party entertainment antics, was recently found working at a New Jersey elementary school – once parents found out about her stacked-n-checkered past, they called for her resignation… from the cafeteria.
Truth be told during my high school days some of my peers discovered a porn flick (while watching it of course) that featured an extra, who happened to be a substitute teacher in my school! Frankly I could care less about what people did in their past and the peace they’re looking for today, I mean it’s not like Crystal is serving up ice cream delights:
God damnit those porn stars are hot, but I have to admit that Marina Sirtis aka Deanna Troi from Star Trek’s The Next Generation television series might actually top them all in my book. What can I say, a woman of all-natural beauty, an accent to die for, she’s clearly good at role playing and she has a healthy pair up top:
Clearly a C-cup at best. So I’m assuming a D or FF bra would require more diamonds to produce, and therefore be more expensive, say $5.6mil for a 36DD. I wonder what it would cost to produce a 42M bra?
Unfortunately those aren’t dildos, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s had three similarly-shaped objects inserted in her at one given time, with cords attached bzzzzzzzz. Originally reported at boobie blog.
What does it say?
Less boobs in the news and more like boobs in print, this Russian ad features a prominently stacked girl in a sort of skin-inspired color wheel, with the faintest of all tones held by said stacked girl. She looks the cutie too, with that red hair and bleached skin complexion, her nature trail, her smile and of course her tiny nipples on her massive breasts. It’s hard to make out but here’s an enlargement:
Borne out of my desire to add some refreshing content that is not a scene release or some promotional content that 100 other blogs in my own feedreader are regurgitating – that’s my internal desire to be just a wee different than all the rest – combined with my fundamental desire for simple base journalism, I’m going to start up this Boobs in the News category of posts. Obviously the subject of this section is a sizable pair up top, but with the content itself I’m looking to raise awareness more than sales, frankly. That is, I’m not looking for headlines like “Cheron’s boobs measured, actually as big as my head” or “Big boob hunting season officially opens” or “I nominate Cikita for Secretary of State“. Instead, I’m looking for headlines that are boob-centric and actually worthy of being considered “news”, like the recently reported Donna Jones whose 40M all-naturals have supposedly surpassed Rachel Aldana as the largests breasts in Britain – and somehow, to the chagrin of Donna’s truck-driving hubby, as he proclaims after days on the road her ample juggs actually “get in the way” when they have sex. I’m still reeling over that one!
So on with the news! And should you stumble upon anything in your web-hunts that is even remotely boob-oriented, I suggest you drop a quick line with a link. I’m looking to post here about once a month.
Boobs in the News, Vol. 1:
Miosotis Claribel, the phenomenally stacked 38K Dominicana sensation whose bust is over 40cm greater than that of her waist and more than 20cm greater still than that of her hips, has recently reported to her members,
Due to severe health problems I cannot continue working for this site for the next 2 months. I have 2 more photosets and then there will be no update until february. Let’s hope I can continue anyway.
She doesn’t actually clarify if it is her ginormous all-natural breasts which are the cause of her health problems, so one can only speculate. Let’s all wish her a recovery without complications, and hopefully she’ll be back on the scene modeling by early spring, because I absolutely cannot get enough of her!
Mio is surely not the only one with back problems though, considering this lady has a case of gigantomastia, and her breasts reportedly weigh a total of 20lbs!
I feel for her, really I do. But she should try to make the best of it and model for all us fetishists!
Rather than boobs in the news I guess you could call this boobs tell the news! Watch this hilarious video by DailyMotion user James Conway and his subtitle-hack of an already incredibly voluptuous Italian news anchor (I wish they dressed and looked like that on my local station, then I might actually watch their news). Quick… simple… it’ll grow on you:
but Hitomi Tanaka’s recent transition to hardcore is all the rage in my pants, and this DVD is scheduled to be released just one week before Christmas. Unfortunately Amazon Japan won’t ship this outside of their country, so I’ll have to get in touch with one of my preferred distributors and will attempt to track it down in the hopes of bringing you all some moving images of this “Show biz celebrity” with “Glamorous body”. Ahhh Japanese engrish! Gotta love it!
Addendum:
Nicola McLean, the 32G augmented glamour model was booted off the I’m a Celebrity – Get Me Out Of Here! television show last night. That shows how much I am in the loop about boobs on the boobtube, since I didn’t even know she was on it to begin with!
Supposedly her propensity to glorify her newly acquired enhancements (she celebrated her boobs’ first birthday on the show) along with her attitude and belief that to be successful at modeling all you need to do is
“Stand on your tiptoes, lift your chest, suck your tummy in and push your bum out. Then do a sexy look and a cheesy grin.”
caused some viewers to rebel against her, voting her off while even more-vilified contestants stayed on.
And I’ll be honest here people, as counter-thetical as it is to my blog’s mission, I actually think she was hotter before:
