As Chloe Vevrier launches her February line-up – thank GOD February is an extra day this year, because she’ll be bringing us an Eroticon post on the 29th! – I’m reminded that she truly is one of the few legends that gets better over time. The clip below from a convention shows her signing fan cards, with an arm’s length of cleavage. Then there’s a brief moment at the end when she gets her baps out and the size of her tits are simply astounding. For a brief moment her 36GG naturals are shot from the side, and I mean it’s unbelievable. She is unbelievable. She is a living goddess!

It says something that after all these years whenever they unearth some images from the vault that is Chloe’s World, she still manages to impress – wait, is that a bit of pussy peeking through in the shot above? Yup, classy lady from then til now! Of course her figured has filled out these days, and her bust seems to have followed suit, but it’s interesting to see her trajectory over the years – it’s like she was always destined to be a sort of lone ranger of boobs, in part because her figure and overall demeanor is simply unique, unrivaled and unmatched by the rest in the biz:

The Score Empire recently uploaded some pictures on the same day, selecting some images from their stash of Chloe Vevrier and releasing some new shots of their new signature model Busty Arianna. For me it raised an old argument of selection – given their simultaneous release, there I was looking at their images side by side on my widescreen HD monitor. I can’t quite replicate the results in blog format, but you can have a look at the images for yourself and come to your own conclusion.

Analysis: Chloe V is a goddess! There’s no denying that. She was a ‘classic’ boober over a decade ago, and she’s still going strong – and I absolutely love seeing old archival content (photos and especially old video!). Her tits then were big, and I think they’ve only gotten bigger – she’s now a whopping 36GG! That’s one G for each tit because they’re so big! Only kidding, but you get my drift. And she’s maintained a thin frame and constant sex appeal, even having only done little in the way of hardcore.

Now Busty Arianna on the other hand is new, so there’s always a degree of skepticism with ‘will she still be here in 2, 5, 10 years?’ No one really knows, not even her. And she’s a bit more plumped up, which I personally like, and within a year of her debut quickly delved into the hardcore arena, which at the time solidified her presence among fans – “Okay, she’s here to stay!” we collectively sighed. Her plumpness combined with her 34G tits are a sight to behold – they’re visibly heavy, like flesh-weights.

Arianna of course has a figure that I am personally more accustomed to, or rather more familiar with in the wild! That’s just a role of the dice observation though, it’s not to say it’s what I prefer. But I go back and forth between a thinner-framed boober like Chloe that I would bend and creak until she broke, and a weighted boober like Arianna that I love on top, crushing my pelvis. I go both ways. Arianna has an immediately timeless presence, even though she’s working today, which is nice – it means her approach to modeling has longevity. Chloe already has that longevity – she’s been doing this for decades! Whether it comes down to the hardcore question or not even I fail to answer. I mean Chloe’s one scene from, what year was that anyhow?, still produces throbbing dicks around the world. But Arianna’s only worked in an era of high-def content, which lends to her advantage. Seriously tough decisions – why they gotta make life so difficult to answer!?!

Not that I wouldn’t rather wake up with Chloe’s today-tits – they have after all gotten bigger, fuller. But there’s something about these top-of-the-morning shots from probably around a decade ago that simply scream “Hawtness!” Yup, eventually the legendary Chloe fingers her pretty hairy pussy – like myself she’s most horny in the morning! I’d love to jump in and assist, rub one out for her – alas I’m doomed to watch, and reminisce of this Chloe from last century – thankfully that’s what Archives are for, and thankfully that’s why Chloe’s World exists:

Chloe Vevrier has been around since as long as I can remember, since the Dawn of Boobs. Yet decades on now she still manages to impress me with some almost-unbelievable shots of her 36-double-G naturals just hangin’ and a swayin’. And you see a shot of her own hand cupping her bosom from the side and you can see just how outstretched her fingers are and how little her own hands cover her giant boobs. Natural wonders of the world Chloe’s boobs are:

What a lucky sod! I repeat, even when you’re something of a pot-bellied hairy porker, you’ll still see plenty of action if you were once a pornstar, especially a pornstar with a footlong dick who plugged over a thousand women on film! I mean I have my fun but damnit here he is getting to fondle-n-grope the double-G natural boober Chloe Vevrier, even getting off a little nipple suckle action. Frankly I know I’m better at this art than he is, but he’s the lucky bastard of the moment.

I actually commented on this set from the 36-double-G super-stacked Chloe Vevrier at the beginning of December last year (link), but it’s such a well-designed set and appropriate to today’s festivities so I thought I’d post it again! Today is Mardi Gras proper, so wherever you are I hope you’re enjoying the day with the aid of a costume or a mask at least. Mardi Gras is one of my favorite days of the year, after my birthday, Halloween, and any day I get to fuck a big boobed babe (which Mardi Gras usually helps assist in the quest!). Enjoy!

If you know what social media big boob sensation that post title is derived from, then kudos to you! This time however it’s no no-name sensation making a splash, instead it’s Chloe Vevrier and her 36GG naturals doing another lap around the boob pool – the Michael Phelps of big breast fetishism! She makes every outfit a sensation, and every time she removes her top my heart skips a beat. I’m not even a fan of orange outfits, it’s such an odd color against soft flesh tones, but Chloe pulls it off amazingly, probably the only boober that could!

That’s all I got, but I guess when all I got is a giant pair of 36GG natural tits, life ain’t half bad! And thanks to Chloe Vevrier and her mother-given assets, I’m thinking Mardi Gras in December! What a great scenery, what a great (if minimal) costume, what a great pair of honkers! Sheesh! Not much more I want to say than that, really, and not much more I want to give away, you’ll just have to visit her website for all the juicy mask-wearing details!

What a fan-fucking-tastic image! I mean I am definitely a contact man. Flesh on flesh. Hands-groper. Even a clothes ripper quite often. But I also love the sit-back-and-relax approach suggestive from this image of the 36GG natural boober Chloe Vevrier. Very voyeuristic, with that door slightly ajar, your vision focused into the interior of Chloe’s private bedroom, onto her curvaceous form, notably the visibly heavy weight of her huge natural breasts from the side. Not to mention her very prominent nipple pushing through, begging for attention. Of course Chloe being Chloe, she’s more than happy to show us more! And from the hang of her breasts when she lay on her back to the monumental cleavage she is able to produce when she pushes her two big boobs together, this is a fabulous – one of many – set available exclusively from her website!

Hot hot hot! Especially that last image, where Chloe is more than happy to show a little bush, and given that angle I can really imagine myself pounding away down below while Chloe contorts her form to fit my rhythm and knows what turns me on: press those boobs together!

Now compare and contrast to Chloe of Today:

Chloe has been one of the most consistent models over the years, producing thousands upon thousands upon THOUSANDS of images, and it’s all available at her personal website, ChloeVevrier.com!

There’s something about when a man flashes or exposes his private parts – a la that scene in Braveheart when the Scottish flash the English with their bottoms et al – that is somehow amusing, ridiculous, childish even.

But when a woman does it, especially a woman as sensual as Chloe (I find myself as intrigued by her open gaping mouth as I am by her clean-shaven and trail-blazen pussy flanked on either side by two high-contrast leg stocking tops), it’s impossible to laugh. This recent set is incredible and has been making stirs for obvious reasons. I really think her breasts might still be growing, or at least swelling up everytime she whips them out which in the course of her daily life I’m certain is about every 3 hours!

I love the angles in all these photos, slightly below in order to make her breasts appear as though they might spill out and crush me. There’s also the lovely combination of her hair matching the inside of her dress, so that she’s framed from head to toe in velvety red and everything in-between is pure skin sin. Damnit I want to make love to this woman!

Is it possible to get enough of Chloe Vevrier? I doubt it. And like I’ve said before she’s only getting better with age: more seductive, more attractive, more busty. 36GG is enough already, it’s tough trying to write this post while one gets a hard-on from staring at her cleavage and gazing into her eyes! And like a magic eye puzzle I think if you stare at her shirt long enough you can gain x-ray vision and see her nipples peeking through!

This image encapsulates everything that is unique and wonderful and seductive about Chloe Vevrier and about the female form, complete – I repeat, complete – with a pair of huge natural tits. The light spilling in radiates off of her, creating soft and sensual definition of her skin. Smooth. With her bottom stuck in the air, her 36GG breasts have no option but to hang as they naturally do. Marvelous. Her one breast slightly touching the rug, her nipple grazing its fabric. Perfect. Her mouth slightly ajar, it’s as if you can hear her slow breathing, and it’s hard to decide where you’d like to jump in the picture here: would you take her from behind and simply slam that ass while light floods in across her back; would you rather stick your cock into her mouth from the side, while sliding one hand under her pendulous breasts; would you prefer to be sitting down in front of her, her monumental tits stroking your cock as she rocks back and forth?

I’ve been on the ‘one image’ craze for a while now. I guess on the one hand it’s easy, you only need to worry about defining one image. But more-so than that it’s the evolving importance of the boob punctum for me. That one detail (or in this case several details, but all from one image!) that says it all for me. Then again, a few more photos never hurts:

I don’t mind being stared at by your eyes, or your tits.

Mmmmmm my mouth is salivating for a quick lick right now!

I readily admit I’ve probably viewed over 10,000 images of that superstar of bosoms, that busenwunder of baps, the incredibly seductive and voluptuous Chloe Vevrier, and even then I stumble upon this image – from 2007 no less, it’s like she’s ripening with age! – and my jaw still drops!

How does she keep it up? The hard work that is, not her succulent pair of all-natural 36GGs! For that I’m sure she has some amazing bra-hardware that only the luckies get the fortune to remove – me, I’d have to put my one-handed removal technique to work, my other hand firmly planted on one of her two magnificent specimens!

I’m getting older and she’s getting more good-looking! Sheesh!

As a celebration of the carwash, I present you with the following scenarios of this wet-n-wild activity!

Darlene Lupone and Friend

I’d like to begin with an old-school scene. One which for me not only goes back the farthest in my own memory, but which really made me understand my own appreciation for breasts, and to conclude Bigger Is Better: Darlene Lupone and Friend clean a car on the driveway! You either know it or you don’t (you’re either a breast fetishist or you’re NOT!). Darlene’s friend is already a good D or DD, easily. But when Darlene decides to level the playing field, and remove her friend’s shirt for her, you can clearly see that even a D pair isn’t good enough, not for me anyhow! I mean, it’s good if that’s the only option, but when they’re right next to a pair of 49DDDs, it’s no contest!

Claudia Marie’s carwash

Jump nearly 20 years forward and the setting is timeless: automobile, outside (where you wonder what the neighbors are thinking), a hose, and some big tits. This time, meet Claudia Marie, a 38DD whopper who broke into the industry over the past couple years as a MILF and singer for a band who unlike Darlene Lupone has a healthy appetite for sex and the willingness to expose it on camera for the rest of us to enjoy! Most impressively, I’ve always been appreciative of Claudia’s “Oh face”!

Like I said, normally Claudia’s scenes involve a male performer, but she will occasionally frequent a solo masturbatory theme, in this case cleaning her Hummer H3 so she can “drive it around the block a couple hundred times, just to waste gas… Fuck Al Gore”.

Smaller than Darlene but with more perk and firmness to her breasts, Claudia shows that it’s easy to leave the hose running when you’re distracted by pounds of soapy funbags:

Chloe Vevrier and Kelly Madison get wet

Quite possibly the most seductive and sensuous big titted model of our time, considered a living goddess by this blogger, Chloe Vevrier’s all-natural beauty, 36GG breasts and curvaceous form have been a benchmark against which few others can compete with. She has an uncanny ability to turn any theme or scene, no matter how plain and simple, into a highly eroticized moment and environment. In this case a carwash scene with Kelly Madison of Pornfidelity acclaim shows that when you have two stacked ladies in daisy dukes and a bucket of suds, there’s no telling what will happen! Well, I guess it is somewhat predictable, and it’s called hot sex on the hood of the Rover!

I personally can’t get enough of Chloe’s 36GG tits, her archives span for many years!

Scoreland and the Carwash

A longtime favorite of the Scoreland big boob empire, the carwash scene and accompanying soapy tits have been used to feature, among others, Kelly Kay, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Samantha and Sunshine, 42F, 36HH, 38G and 38F respectively!

Kelly Kay – yes, the top does come off (see video below!)

Kelly’s scene opens with a voyeuristic aerial view before moving in for the close-up where she decides to wipe herself down while she has the hose out!

Linsey cleans her pair of headlights!

Linsey’s swimsuit can’t contain her as she proceeds to clean a Score-plated classic Ford Mustang which includes some of the best images of boobs-pressed-to-glass I think I’ve ever seen!

(click for FULL SIZE TITS!!)

Samantha gets wet!

Samantha gets right to the point, and even keeps a dildo in the glove compartment!

Sunshine’s technique for polishing the back end!

Sunshine’s boobs really are as big as headlights!

Milena Velba’s bikewash

Not exactly a carwash, but more appropriately a bikewash, the massively meloned 38J Milena Velba took a rub at the carwash approach several years back:

Summer is Nigh

I can only wait now, and hope that this summer really is as HOT as these scenarios. And I hope that my post lends itself to the defense that women with large breasts really are best-suited to staff the world’s carwash facilities!

And now, finally, the VIDEO! A compilation video of some tits cleaning cars (so you can see just how deep my archives go!). Enjoy:

(with a special washing, albeit not a carwash scene, at the end. Can you name those tits?)