it’s almost nice enough outside to drive around with your tits out

Thanks to Divine Breasts for this lovely reminder of the approaching finer weather and the joys of topless driving. Nicer weather outside is coupled with joy-rides around town, with the windows down and if you’re lucky enough hopefully your lady will have her tits out! It’s a favorite past-time of mine – when I was younger and had more time to go on weekend sojourns or trips with my friends-with-benefits, I had this one fling Marissa who absolutely loved spring and summer because we would get in the car and she would disrobe, right then and there. Didn’t even wait to pull out of the driveway! She claimed she loved the sun, and wanted to bathe in light her huge honkers – 36FFs – as much as she could. Not quite as big as Alicia Loren here and her absolute monster 36JJs, but the memories are mine! Best of all was the seat-belt strap effect, which always nicely ran between Marissa’s breasts – and of course I had free reign to grab and grope as much as I wanted – along with the sun she loved to have her body massaged! I’m telling you those are some goooood memories!

I didn’t know they made Tits that big!

I’ve seen plenty of tits as big as my head, been crushed under their weight and nearly asphyxiated in the process. But that picture above of Loving Diana and her 34HH monster naturals is completely mind-boggling, that her arms are you know, way up there, and her tits you know, are hanging way down there and sticking out halfway to her knees! Sheesh! Divine Breasts really know how to capture the moment, and talk to a breast fetishist like myself. Because I know that these images have absolutely nothing to do with the sexual act, or what I would do to Diana if I could get my grubby hands on her, but they speak to me, and make me yearn for that exact moment.

when she lets go of her boobs, the earth will quake!

I’m scared. I’m scared all that tit-flesh is about to crush my skull in! If I have even a moment to react I will attempt to put my arms out and catch those big heavy funbags, hoping my arms don’t buckle under their 40J weight. That’s right, 40J and all-natural, it’s the BBW legend Nicole Sands in a return to form with Divine Breasts – because she is, and her tits surely are, divine! She took some really marvelous shots in this recent studio visit, namely her own version of the boob-stack (below) which I’m currently investigating (frequent readers will know what I’m referring to), and what a wonderful shot below of her bra-less white top, with the sun cutting in from a nearby window, her ginormous breasts both obscured and revealed simultaneously – hot damn:

does the etymology of Venus mean “Incredibly Big Tits”?

Seriously. I mean, SERIOUSLY? Scroll over the above image to get an image flip of Venus with her top off, to compare what her chest looks like behind clothing and breathing free. Or, if you just can’t help yourself then scroll down – but I warn you friend, prepare for your jaw to drop! I mean, if they make women like Venus from DivineBreasts at a ratio of one in a thousand, there should still be a couple dozen of her in my area so I’m clearly looking in all the wrong places! I just want to lay on top of her and watch the motion of her ocean of boob as I do my job!

Carmen Bolivar is Absolutely Divine!

New Divine Breasts model Carmen Bolivar is causing the little ripples she stirs on the beaches of Spain to form gigantic bloody waves pounding against the coasts of Boob Fetishism around the globe! Her own little personal boobsnami! It’s easy to understand why of course: 5’8″, gorgeous face, plump lips, and a completely all-natural 34DD rack. Oh and she can barely speak English, but in my book that doesn’t matter (I can’t even count on both hands the number of girls I’ve plugged who couldn’t utter a complete sentence in my native tongue before submitting to the international language of Sex!). And that look in Carmen’s eyes screams tease. In fact, she was able to utter a few words, she says in her debut for Divine Breasts:

I like going out often, I like to feel LIFE in my veins and teasing the guys I like is the only thing that make me feel very alive! Life is ONE and I wanna life [sic] it in a full way

I want to LIFE you too Carmen! I want to LIFE you real hard!

Violet’s considerable floppers!

Imagine waking up and stumbling into your bathroom only to find this staring back at you – those eyes and the boobs that is.

That’s more or less what just happened when I opened up my inbox for the morning and found Violet from DivineBreasts and her big… round… succulent… brown eyes, looking at me dead-on and then proceeded to show me how best to handle her truly all-natural & significant floppers-for-tits!

 

full set 61 images, 1500×1000 resolution. Biiiiiiig tits, in other words!

Sarina: divine & milking

As I sit here sipping my morning coffee and trolling through the shedload of material (stockpiled, stored, hoarded, in case of natural disaster or a boob-apocalypse, so we can all still live fruitfully and happily in the post-Armageddon world!), I stumbled upon Sarina from DivineBreasts and her lactating and milking tits and while it’s not standard for me to employ cow’s milk in my cup of joe I thought I wouldn’t mind a little of what Sarina has to offer!

No sugar thanks, I’m sweet enough. But a squirt of milk wouldn’t hurt: