As 2012 steams ahead, 2011 will leave one sour taste in the mouths of many boob fans. But I prefer not to think about it, instead enjoying the good moments. I’m talking about Dors Feline and her breast op, that is, reduction. All personal choices aside, the plump, big-boobed Dors is exactly how I’ll remember her (and no doubt fap one or two more times in my lifetime to any new photos or video of her, such as these wonderful shots from Plumper Pass). Especially on her back, her arms pressing together her 34K natural knockers; oh and especially on her knees, her butt in the air and her boobs hanging down to the bed spread; and definitely on top, her asymmetrical nipples staring me down cross-eyed like! Just like old fapping times.

Plump and full of life that is. I’m sure she still is, in some regards, but check out these images of Dors Feline from what seems like eons ago already – that’s how quickly we move on when they leave us behind. But most importantly check out Dors in her suffocating spread – clearly her body’s genes were just waiting to explode, all for the best I would say:

This is a genuinely tough decision for me. Something that I spotted while browsing the monumental – as in monumentally BIG BOOBS! – daily updates released by the Score Empire, at their signature Scoreland and XL Girls websites: respectively, the 32G big boobs of Michelle Monaghan or the 34K whoppers of Dors Feline. Of course they’re both British – that probably also has something to do with it! But more importantly it begs the question, which pair would you choose? That is, hypothetically, if you were in some end-of-world, life-or-death situation in which grabbing onto a pair of big breasts would somehow save humanity (sounds like an okay way to go!) – and you had to choose one pair only. I mean heck, that’s tough! I don’t want to bias my own decision so I’m trying to logically work through the dilemma: of course Dors has the technically bigger breasts, and we’ve all seen her do some semi-hardcore work now too; but that’s not to dismiss Michelle, because I think it’s plainly obvious that we all know what her body is capable of! Dors has some great hip curves, but Michelle has a wonderfully English last name (yes, that’s sexy to me!). And Michelle’s smile, god don’t get me started – I’m turning to butter just thinking about that smile wrapped around my… so! Who would you choose?

I know this is from her namesake website that Dors herself no longer has any involvement with, but the above image was, is, simply too good not to post and talk about! I mean, are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yeah you are: wouldn’t it be nice to tittyfuck Dors – or any pair of 34K naturals for that matter – while she lay on her side like that. Instead of needing both hands to push her bosom together, you would just have to apply pressure on top, using her boob stack to create the ideal tittyfuck sensation. It might be a bit difficult to get that low, and the tile floor would surely be a little harsh on the knees, so I’m thinking to fabricate some suspension system just for this purpose soon. I mean I have to try this!

Sometimes it’s the simple observations that go a long way! Or a BIG way – a BIG NATURAL way with regards to Dors Feline and her whopping 34K natural titties! Like the boob-fetish version of Daniel-son, I encourage you to mouse on, mouse out. That is, scroll over the image of Dors in your browser and you’ll see her instantly pop her tits out. What magic this internets of mine! loL! Now, what I meant by simple observations was not the act of her top dropping, but rather the look in her eyes when said top does drop! Go on, scroll over the image again and compare. It’s like one moment she’s sort of innocent looking, the next she’s sultry and seductive – actually she’s always seductive, and could probably reel me in with over 100 different ways. That gaze of hers, and her tattoos slightly exposed, sure is a good start though!

Holy smokes! I’ve been waiting over a year to see this look on the face of alt-porn model and 34K-naturals super-stacked stunner Dors Feline! This is all I’m allowed to show at the moment but Dors recently hooked up with one of her “girlfriends” and she couldn’t help but give Dors a pokey-poke!

I’m going back in time here I know, but I guess that’s the only way to possibly report on the legacy of a living legend! I’m talking about Dors Feline and her today-measured 34K naturals. 34Ks don’t just appear over night – well, not naturals anyhow! – and these images from PunkGrl show Dors Feline from just over a year or so ago. She only ever did two sets for Punkgrl who specialize in British rock babes, alt models and emo girls. Which is a shame because she had a certain look and feel to her then that one simply can’t return to. Don’t get me wrong I’m not the nostalgic type, and Punkgrl have plenty of other hot alt chicks to salivate over, but Dors definitely still holds their crown for largest bosom, even though she never showed nipple it was a good tease to her current modeling adventures!

Dors Feline knows how to serve them up, and by them I mean her unique pair of 34K natural breasts. If only FDA guidelines for meal consumption included a healthy serving of tit daily, then at least my fetishism would be guaranteed! I mean I’m healthy, I definitely get more than my portions, but I have your fetishism in mind as much as my own, and frankly there isn’t enough tit for us all. That’s what makes the hunt – or the meal as Dors shows – so intriguing. And for all the kitchen and dining room sex I’ve had, I can’t say I’ve ever seen a bird lift her boob with a soup bowl! I’ll keep that in mind the next time the opportunity arises.

Sorry if I’m getting ahead of myself here people, I know Halloween is still a couple days off, but I couldn’t help myself. I rarely can when it comes to big natural breasts! And Dors Feline has some of the biggest with her 34K cuppers. I’ll always enjoy Halloween for the “sexy” outfits and time to play in costume, but if only more costumery would involve a lack of panties, big boobs, a gorgeous smile and incredible hips, then this holiday would truly be complete!

Personally I’ve never understood why modeling sessions are given title nomenclatures like “brown bikini” when frankly, the bikini doesn’t stay on for long!

I mean I guess it makes sense. You have to put a title on everything, and so you look at the original outfit and name it such. After all you couldn’t name every photo session “Dors gets naked (again!)”, even though that is the eventual idea and outcome. Thankfully Dors is no total tease like some other big boob web models (you know who I’m referring to!). She’s more than happy to show the goods, notably her hyper-plump 34K naturals – a top-heavy asset of her truly unique form and appearance, complementing her tattoos, wide hips and dyed hair, she is one of a kind!

That’s more like it! Dors has a great gaze, but it’s when she smiles and shows her teeth that her beauty really shines through (shame there’s only one shot to prove my point, but there’s lots more over at her website to back me up!).

 

Dors Feline (while clearly derivative from her fondness of the cat family of animals, did you know feline can simultaneously mean graceful as well as treacherous? Cheeky Dors!) has got to be one of the hottest sinsations on the net right now. She’s definitely pushed boob fans beyond their limits of comprehension. We’ve all seen big tits, but big tits on a pretty girl who can also manage to be sexy, and beautiful, and quite often all in the same photograph! Now that’s tough to find. I’ll give further analysis of her appearances in future posts I’m sure, but for now I wanted to present to you some perspectives of Dors! Basically, several vantage points of Dors and her whopping 34K natural tits, that each visually detail the size and scale of her breasts. Keep in mind too, these are all photos of her standing up! Over time, I’m sure I’ll compile more shots of her from behind (sidewinder), doggy, laying down, sleeping on her side, maybe even upside-down (I can picture her doing some sort of suspension trapeze or hanging guy-wire photoshoot!). Alas, enjoy these perspectives of Dors Feline and her big boobs:

I guess it would be more appropriate to start off with an image of Dors with her clothes ON. To give you an idea of what you might run into on the streets or in the club. Behind closed doors however, her threads don’t stay on too long:

Moving right along, here is Dors leaning forward, show you her natural cleavage line:

and were she to let go, this is what you might enjoy:

But she wants to show you the truly massive size of her breasts, so she grabs hold again and lifts those heavy funbags:

and if she was ever on top, you would likely find yourself staring at these wonders:

and lastly, up close and personal. You know you want these!:

Now of course where I was and what I was doing is a story longer than any book I’ve read, and I lived it. It wasn’t entirely unexpected, but even I was taken by surprise, and so my time was thin. Long story short, I helped a friend build a home. I have some engineering and construction experience in my past, so I was called in to help “advise” the project. My advisory role eventually led to helping with management of the project, which eventually led to an all-hands-on-deck involvement, including buying insurance to allow me to drive and handle some heavy tools and equipment – ah my past rekindled! I can’t believe that was over six weeks ago now. It’s amazing how much people can accomplish in such a short span of time. Yes I did have a certain amount of personal time, and at the onset I attempted to manage both this blog and my obligations to my clients. However shortly after the project began, the laptop I had taken with me died, complete with a puff of smoke. So that put a pretty obvious crimp on my ability to watch big tit porn and write reviews of emerging content by the likes of your and my favorite sponsors.

I sit here, having returned to my office, amazed at the plethora of content I now feel obligated to post, and the rampant perverted thoughts that have been circling through my mind for weeks on end now. And the industry has been busy. I hear Gianna Michaels has done anal, so I absolutely have to look into that.

Ms Vinyl Meow and her 38H breasts have gone and secured her own website, which unfortunately is still “under construction” (how 1999!):

The other major website launch of note is that of Dors Feline and her absolutely stunning 34K natural tits, brought to us all by the same folks that recently launched Ellie Jay‘s mammoth mammary online presence!

Dors not only has a heavy handful and perky nipples, but she’s an all-around cutie too, complete with color! Colorful tattoos, colorful hair, colorful makeup. The type of model whom I really appreciate to see naked, but also yearn to peruse through her personal wardrobe, to be excited by her choice of fabrics and palettes.

Of course I’m not only into color and ink. I also admire a type of classical beauty, and while I was away I somewhat forgot about (or rather, had a vision in my mind but no image to admire) the soft and sensual approach of Lisa of Cosmid – all I can say is I’m in love all over again:

During my time away, not all was lost. My clients who are also my friends, guaranteed my sanity, and indeed I did have a whale of a time. Some of my adventures included getting a spectacular blowjob on the top deck of a private boat. Sure someone is bound to encounter the situation, but when the only people there are people you trust, you can continue about your business and enjoy the moment! I also got to enjoy my first titfuck with an African-American woman, a massively stacked BBW who was all mojo:

No that was not her, but the foot-long cleavage and intense look of carnal cravings in her eyes are very similar. And that might be the first time I’ve used my own cum as partial lube for my go-again sequential titfuck. Man that was a good evening.

I now have mounds of material to sift through. I’ll post as much as I can in the coming days. I can’t guarantee I’ll be able to make up for all my lost time, but I will do my best! I appreciate all the emails and comment forms that have been sent my way, some even asking if I was all right. Thank you for your concern. Of course my heart is still pumping, and my cock is still throbbing for more big tit action! Tonight I take a break from all of that, but I’ll leave you with some breasts to consider:

Maritza of Mexican Lust recently got fucked for being the naughty stepmother she is. Wait a minute. Stepmother? Does that mean she’s not the birth mother of the 36D-stacked and supposed daughter Silvia Loret? Are the titles of her photosets alluding to some emerging big tit narrative?

Petra of Boobstudy has some giant honkers, especially for her otherwise petite frame. But more-so she reminds me of a dear friend of mine, with the same nose and chin – my friend also has those two moles under her DDs, although Petra’s inverted nipple has my friend outclassed in terms of uniqueness!

And for the sake of boobs, here’s an absolutely stunning shot of Virginia Bell and her 48DDD black-and-white whoppers! Exactly the type of image you might find in Tachen’s Big Book of Breasts!

And here’s a random YouTube find. Girls will be girls.

Another great YouTube find, some of you might recognize this ad:

Germans are really fond of their boob, or busen stars. Her name is Eve Deluxe and she recently made an appearance on the Josof Show:

Enjoy! And it’s good to be back!