Friday, February 25th, 2011
Like I wasn’t already fucking infatuated with the idea of fucking Dylan Ryder – her perfectly perky 34DDs and seductively sexy eyes are two of my favorite things! – then she had to go ahead and grow her hair out and hot-damn I mean hot-damn I can’t keep my dick in my pants while I watch this trailer of her doing what she does best for Hustler’s parody This Ain’t Cougartown – Hustler really got put back on the map with these parodies and this might be one of my favorite yet – even though I have no clue about the original series! I love that they even “disclaimer” their porn as having no relationship to the original – loL no shit!
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Wednesday, June 30th, 2010
Just because they suck-n-fuck all the time doesn’t mean even hottie totties like Dylan Ryder and her superbly round 34DDs weren’t someone, somewhere’s Real Ex-Girlfriend at some point in life and time. It’s a guarantee in fact, just knowing how humans will be humans and thus relationships will happen, and be broken. Now how “real” this particular relationship is can be questionable, sure, I’m sure some reader will lambast this blog as being “fake” like Dylan’s boobs, but that is so not the point. Because anybody who knows Dylan knows what she is capable of, with her mouth, her body, her seductive stare and of course her tits, ass and pussy. She’s well-trained in the fuckin’ arts. But this scene which originates at the kitchen sink and migrates to the living room couch, eventually takes place wherever the action happens, which like I said focuses largely around Dylan’s mouth, seductive stare, and T&A&P!
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
I know of (at least) one fan of this blog who will berate me for posting anything “enhanced”, but it’s also my ethical duty to report all-things-boob, and it’s my aim and goal to try and report on every single boober out there at least once! This, I’m learning, is a feat hard to accomplish since as time goes on there seem to be more and more boobers becoming popular than days in the year and time allowed for me to post! Still, I press on. And I don’t want to restrict myself to any boob sub-niche, else I run the risk of alienating my audience to reading posts about only slightly-droopy curly-brunette green-eyed apple-bottomed taller-than-me boobers, for example to pull out some of the main features I’m personally attracted to (today, it’ll all change tomorrow!). And my fetishisms are like a pendulum, and what gets me off today might not get me off tomorrow, so I like to report on all I see.
And what I see now are two big brown-n-green eyes staring back at me, accompanied by a pair of perky, upright 34DDs and a hands-free technique that is making me quiver in my office chair! Standing on both legs she might be taller than me, but in this position on both knees, Dylan Ryder is just the right height!
