these boobs are corny

Sorry everybody, I know the title is really cheesy, but I couldn’t help myself. It’s just one of these things in me that sees an image like the one above of Emma O’Neil and her 32G naturals in a corn field, and even though the set is supposed to cast her as a cowgirl, I can’t help but immediately blurt out, “corny boobs!” – and thus, another genius post was born!

sometimes all you need is one photo

BAM! There it is. Emma O’Neil and her 32G naturals (or natural, in this case, as there’s only one boob exposed, but that’s kind of the point… “thesis” ahead!) summed up in one solitary photograph.

The point is: they’re heavy. You can see it. It’s almost as if you can hear her one heavy boob hitting her rib cage as they fall out of her shirt! You can feel the anticipation of wanting to be there when the second boob goes plop! This one image has really been making waves lately. I think it was first reported over at BoobieBlog and has since been spotted on numerous sites, including plenty of non-boob-centric blogs, proving the jaw-dropping nature of this image, that even your non boob enthusiasts go “what WHat?!” Then again, one image is never really enough, so here’s a few more to hold you over: