Boobs give Tiger Woods wood

Frankly I could care less about rich famous people and their sex lives. They’re kinky. You know how I know that? Because I’m kinky! And if I had the money they have I’d sure as hell be kinky because then I could afford it – actually, that’s not a fair assessment, because you find ways to be kinky-cheap when you’re in my class (poor), I mean, you have to! I’m still going to get my nut off and chances are I’m going to be with a girl who’s just as experimental and exploratory with her sexuality as I am, so I’m happy where I’m at. And Holly Sampson and her 34Cs sort of confirm my suspicions that class doesn’t equal kink, when she declares that Tiger Woods is like “the whitest black boy you’ve ever met” in response to being asked if Tiger fucked her doggy style. I don’t know what that means really, because like I say I’m effing kinky – and I’m Caucasian as far as any government or higher-education forms are concerned! Anyhow I’m sort of getting ahead of myself! I’ve seen the video but see for yourself – it was aired earlier this year in May for Naughty America and their real-time “Live with Lauren” show, and this episode Holly Sampson admits that, yeah, she boned the Tiger:

Also making rounds around the rumor mill are that Joslyn James – another top-notch and frequent Naughty America performer – and her 34DDs have been oft-fondled by Mr. Woods’ wood!