Brooke Banner: proportions like none other

I can’t say I’ve ever had the pleasure of a body like Brooke Banners. Do the math: she’s 5’8″ and only weighs 121 lbs (55kg for my Euro boob-fetishists). And with 34-triple-Ds, you can imagine she’s thin as a twig and stacked for fucking. Being that thin and lanky too means her twat is surely as tight as they come, even though she’s appeared in many many hundred scenes – she shows off her flexy maneuvers, oral talents and ride-em skills like never before in this wonderful scene for Hustler’s Busty Beauties. She is exactly that, a beauty and busty beyond belief. I’ve been with many-a-body, but probably none like hers. I am officially on the hunt!

not too big, but ALL areola!

Not the biggest boobs, surely, but they do measure up to a respectable 34D – however some things I am simply attracted to for the sake of seeing them, of them simply being. And Elektra Sky’s tits fit precisely into that category, her petite bosom being nearly ALL pancaked areola! So while her tits might only be just-grabbable, not as big as my head or possibly suffocating, these high-res shots by Hustler’s Busty Beauties are some of the crispest, most-textured and succulent shots of Elektra I’ve ever seen. Hands down… mmmmmm, yeah, right there:

Dylan knows how to Ryde(r) dick around Cougar Town (@dylanryderxxx)

Like I wasn’t already fucking infatuated with the idea of fucking Dylan Ryder – her perfectly perky 34DDs and seductively sexy eyes are two of my favorite things! – then she had to go ahead and grow her hair out and hot-damn I mean hot-damn I can’t keep my dick in my pants while I watch this trailer of her doing what she does best for Hustler’s parody This Ain’t Cougartown – Hustler really got put back on the map with these parodies and this might be one of my favorite yet – even though I have no clue about the original series! I love that they even “disclaimer” their porn as having no relationship to the original – loL no shit!

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when her mouth isn’t stuffed with cock, the Oh Face of Katie Kox

Sometimes half the fun of looking through so much porn is recognizing something to write about, or mention, or turn into a blog title! Like Katie Kox’s pretty mouth and the shapes it forms when she’s getting licked & fucked – the sought-after Oh Face! A good Oh Face will get me as hard if not harder than a heavy pair of funbags like Katie’s 36E fakers – the way those thing hang is mind-boggling, sacks of pure tit-flesh demand grabbing:

as the cold weather sets in, I yearn for a Fuck on the Beach

Ahhh forget it, the cold weather is beyond setting in, it’s here! I tried to convince myself that it was still “nice in the sun” but in reality it’s bone-chilling. Which only serves to remind me of something I missed out on this year (and don’t see any visible chances in the forthcoming final 31 days of this calendar year): a fuck on the beach! They’re the best. And while sure, I wouldn’t pass up the chance in the twelfth month to drop my trousers, I admit I might be as interested in starting a nearby fire first! And while I do appreciate the winter chill (I’m a fan of all seasons), I prefer my beach-fucks hot, both the beaches and the babes, like Lana Paes here and her performance for Hustler which was superb!

why Lisa Ann simply rocks!

It’s easy to see why Hustler spokeswoman (unofficial!) Lisa Ann is such a hit! She’s the total package! And her beauty can take so many looks and forms, in this case she’s impersonating the still-ludicrous (hasn’t she learned her lessons!) ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin. Don’t get me wrong, Palin is HOT. But, well, Lisa Ann is hotter! I’m certain in some parallel universe that Lisa Ann is governor and Palin is some burger-flipper. In this ‘verse however this is as good as it gets – thankfully Lisa Ann doesn’t mind filling the role, because she does it sooooo good:

how to Titfuck by Brandy Talore

Hustler of all places have shown me what I already knew to be true: Brandy Talore is one of the best titfuckers in the biz! Her big all-natural 36-triple-Ds are the right size to stick any cock between, and these two blokes take full advantage of her canyon of cleavage! First they get her to oil up their cocks with her mouth-lube, then they take turns plugging her pussy before she hand-jerks them off on her big fucking juggs! But it’s Brandy’s big-eyed cheek-to-cheek smile while getting reverse titfucked that sold me on this scene! I like to have options, but the finish is always the same: cum on Brandy’s tits!