Sort of identical to what you might find on the television – especially Fox – persistent guests of the HiBoobs brand will recognize that not everything labeled “news” is such. This is old school to many but let’s log this for the records (it’s good to know it’s still out there, online) have a quick fondle look at this boobie game:
Character Spotting:
Lenora Claire, a lady I’m still having lots of difficulty describing in my own way (wikipedia describes her just as ‘art curator, model and writer’ but I see her as more as a cult icon of sorts, but for what cult I can’t yet say!) was recently spotted at the Vanity Fair launch of Character Project in NYC for which she was a … character (that’s what I’m talking about. Her wikipedia doesn’t list her as a ‘character’ but that’s how I see her, exactly!):
(video of Lenora Claire interviewing porn people previously posted here)
Take this concentration tits test for men:
Dita von Teese for Wonderbra:
Dita von Teese, the incredibly hot ex-everything of the incredibly lame Marilyn Manson is the new spokeswoman for Wonderbra, the famous pusher-upper of B-cups into C-cups and C-cups into convincing D-cups (even I’ve been fooled by that one!). They’ve even gone ahead and produced a brand new website, Sexy Science, to promote Dita’s boobs and by extension, their product.
For once some real world-class boob news, Dolly Buster, the 39-year old 38-23-35 fake boober was today awarded Germany’s top honor as that country’s hottest porn star, beating Gina Wild by a mere half-percentage point, reports BILD (sort of pop culture news for Germany in English with lots of outlinks and comments in some foreign language, probably German). Germans clearly don’t consider age a factor in voting for their Favorites, as Wild is nearly a decade younger. Let me tell you too, I’ve been to parts of Germany before and it’s true, they love their pornstars and they love them busty! Even in smaller cities throughout the south of Deutschland I recall walk-in porno stalls (not stores, stalls!) with Dolly Buster cardboard cutouts as a suggestion for what might await – or in some cases lurk – inside! It was hit and miss but Dolly was clearly a contemporary porn image icon even a decade ago, and still remains so given her award. I tip my happy hat to her!
ON THE BOOB TUBE:
Mexicans staying indoors to avoid contracting swine flu had something to ogle at and drool over while waiting for the hysteria to die down:
her name is Keren Rios. BLAMO! I just got man-smudge on my wide-screen.
Welcome to the 4th installment of Boobs in the News!
Giving new meaning to food on the go, Reuters reports on this chopstix-bra which is an attempt to use a B-cup model to bring attention to her cleavage the environmentally un-friendly nature of consumable culture, in particular the trend in Japanese kitchens to throw away used wooden chopsticks.
I wanted to post this the second it hit the airwaves but I had to save it for the News proper! Dolly Parton was interviewed at the National Press Club in DC last month and was asked a great question about her thoughts on Obama’s victory and explains – with commentary about her BOOBS – why she’s never ran for President herself!
This has already made the splash it was supposed to in both mainstream and boob-blog media, but nonetheless for the records ex-porn actress Stormy Daniels (36-26-36! classic!) is considering a bid to represent Louisiana in the US Senate for 2010, aiming to up-end the incumbent David Vitter. See the video below and sign the petition at Draft Stormy if you want porn stars in your Senate!
A coffee shop in the town of Vassalboro, Maine (population 4,500) opened up shop last month and serves its patrons topless. It’s uncertain if the coffee shop – The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop – was named after the majestic views of the surrounding hills, lakes, ponds and tributaries or the pair of hopefully heavy hangers swaying in front of you as your waitress “tops up” your bottomless cup of Joe. What’s more in these economically trying times, nearly 150 hopeful waitresses submitted their resumes for a meager 10 positions – hey, at least they have options by their gender alone, that’s more work than I can find these days! Wait. Did anyone else notice those numbers? A town of 4,500 has 150 women willing to take their tops off for cash? That’s great ratio! I think I need to plan a holiday to the northeast! Sheesh!
Like last time less news and more like product placement, this apparel over at Etsy is for a Star Trek inspired corset for your lusty lady nerd. The bust only measures up to 30 inches, so anything over a C-cup will likely cause spillage or worst-yet pain. Interested buyers should write the designer and ask them to make one to fill a 38G cup – tell them Christy Marks is your gf. (That’s two Star Trek-and-boobs references in a row also!)
Meanwhile, over in Los Angeles:
Porn Industry hyper-enthusiast James St. James and the massively stacked and seductively smart Lenora Claire were interviewing industry stars and “I just jerk off” audience members at the “25 Years of Vivid” show. If you don’t know the Daily Freak Show you need to get hip, and if you don’t know Lenora then you have a lot of homework to do youngin:
(the video embed code is tricky. Should it not embed in the RSS or fail on my blog, you can find the original video here)
