Erotica09 was at the end of last month and already the organizers are preparing for next year’s event, but the 2009 installment saw an appearance from the legendary Linsey Dawn McKenzie and her lusted-over 36Es. It’s not the Linsey of yesteryear surely, having reduced from a 36HH to 36E in 2005 (yeah, if you’re just now figuring that out, get with it pal! there’s a new decade upon us around the corner!). Still, it’s nice to know she’s still active in the industry, still exposing her breasts and coping a feel whenever she can!

Shout out to the fine folks over at Boobster for their remarkable achievement, an interview with the legendary Linsey Dawn McKenzie about her recent newly-launched and personally managed website LinseyDawnOfficial.net – congrats to Linsey on getting that up and running and of course on her cumback! The boobosphere has definitely missed you. The interview is quick-n-easy and largely leans towards Linsey’s recognition of her fans and willingness to bend the direction of her website to your beckoning:

as I said, this is going to be built around what they all want from LDM… hard, soft, whatever…

So if you’re looking to see LDM – I love that she even refers to herself by this initialism – do hardcore again, or girl-girl toy action, or role-play that naughty office secretary she mentions, then get over to her site and let her know! Straight up!

Personally I’m most-interested in the text and printed matter, and I would absolutely love to give a read of this book she mentions when asked about giving advice for big boobed ladies:

they make great sex toys when you can learn how to use these buddies in the bedroom… there’s no looking back!!! I should bring out a book of tips on how to use your breasts!!

Yes please!

Almost as expected, parts of the boob community are in uproar, proclaiming “It’s not the Linsey of yore!” I agree, it’s not the Linsey of yore. Does that mean she’s not still totally smoking hot? Hell no! If we didn’t have a Linsey of yore, and this Linsey just emerged onto the scene and you couldn’t make those comparisons, would you drool over her as I do? Yes! A woman is a woman and this woman is an incredible being! And having all of that history under her belt and experience is part of the attraction for me, so of course I’d still love to have a go with her.

Of course if you are looking for that Linsey of yore, where else to turn but LinseysWorld, her other official site managed by the Scoreland Empire. They’ve got it all: masses of photos, days of video including some of her hardcore work. Classic 36HH big-areolaed Linsey in all her glory!

 

As a celebration of the carwash, I present you with the following scenarios of this wet-n-wild activity!

Darlene Lupone and Friend

I’d like to begin with an old-school scene. One which for me not only goes back the farthest in my own memory, but which really made me understand my own appreciation for breasts, and to conclude Bigger Is Better: Darlene Lupone and Friend clean a car on the driveway! You either know it or you don’t (you’re either a breast fetishist or you’re NOT!). Darlene’s friend is already a good D or DD, easily. But when Darlene decides to level the playing field, and remove her friend’s shirt for her, you can clearly see that even a D pair isn’t good enough, not for me anyhow! I mean, it’s good if that’s the only option, but when they’re right next to a pair of 49DDDs, it’s no contest!

Claudia Marie’s carwash

Jump nearly 20 years forward and the setting is timeless: automobile, outside (where you wonder what the neighbors are thinking), a hose, and some big tits. This time, meet Claudia Marie, a 38DD whopper who broke into the industry over the past couple years as a MILF and singer for a band who unlike Darlene Lupone has a healthy appetite for sex and the willingness to expose it on camera for the rest of us to enjoy! Most impressively, I’ve always been appreciative of Claudia’s “Oh face”!

Like I said, normally Claudia’s scenes involve a male performer, but she will occasionally frequent a solo masturbatory theme, in this case cleaning her Hummer H3 so she can “drive it around the block a couple hundred times, just to waste gas… Fuck Al Gore”.

Smaller than Darlene but with more perk and firmness to her breasts, Claudia shows that it’s easy to leave the hose running when you’re distracted by pounds of soapy funbags:

Chloe Vevrier and Kelly Madison get wet

Quite possibly the most seductive and sensuous big titted model of our time, considered a living goddess by this blogger, Chloe Vevrier’s all-natural beauty, 36GG breasts and curvaceous form have been a benchmark against which few others can compete with. She has an uncanny ability to turn any theme or scene, no matter how plain and simple, into a highly eroticized moment and environment. In this case a carwash scene with Kelly Madison of Pornfidelity acclaim shows that when you have two stacked ladies in daisy dukes and a bucket of suds, there’s no telling what will happen! Well, I guess it is somewhat predictable, and it’s called hot sex on the hood of the Rover!

I personally can’t get enough of Chloe’s 36GG tits, her archives span for many years!

Scoreland and the Carwash

A longtime favorite of the Scoreland big boob empire, the carwash scene and accompanying soapy tits have been used to feature, among others, Kelly Kay, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Samantha and Sunshine, 42F, 36HH, 38G and 38F respectively!

Kelly Kay – yes, the top does come off (see video below!)

Kelly’s scene opens with a voyeuristic aerial view before moving in for the close-up where she decides to wipe herself down while she has the hose out!

Linsey cleans her pair of headlights!

Linsey’s swimsuit can’t contain her as she proceeds to clean a Score-plated classic Ford Mustang which includes some of the best images of boobs-pressed-to-glass I think I’ve ever seen!

(click for FULL SIZE TITS!!)

Samantha gets wet!

Samantha gets right to the point, and even keeps a dildo in the glove compartment!

Sunshine’s technique for polishing the back end!

Sunshine’s boobs really are as big as headlights!

Milena Velba’s bikewash

Not exactly a carwash, but more appropriately a bikewash, the massively meloned 38J Milena Velba took a rub at the carwash approach several years back:

Summer is Nigh

I can only wait now, and hope that this summer really is as HOT as these scenarios. And I hope that my post lends itself to the defense that women with large breasts really are best-suited to staff the world’s carwash facilities!

And now, finally, the VIDEO! A compilation video of some tits cleaning cars (so you can see just how deep my archives go!). Enjoy:

(with a special washing, albeit not a carwash scene, at the end. Can you name those tits?)