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Working at the Carwash, baby!

Summer is nigh, and with the warmer weather comes moments outside of the bedroom to look forward to which during the year’s other seasons don’t offer as much in terms of exposed flesh or voyeuristic perceptions: a ride on the local bus, peering down a lady’s blouse at her cleavage, pretending to read a book or the paper; a pair of tits in the grocer, nipples erect in the frozen food aisle – big boobs or not, erect nipples poking through a shirt are HOT; the car wash, the thought of the attendant with a wet-soaked shirt and those soapy bubbles running down one’s car window, wiped clean with a pair of double-Ds or bigger! After all, the larger the boobs at the car wash, the more versatile your cleaning options are. You can’t exactly smear around soap and bubbles with a B-pair!

As a celebration of the carwash, I present you with the following scenarios of this wet-n-wild activity!

Darlene Lupone and Friend

Darlene Lupone carwash

I’d like to begin with an old-school scene. One which for me not only goes back the farthest in my own memory, but which really made me understand my own appreciation for breasts, and to conclude Bigger Is Better: Darlene Lupone and Friend clean a car on the driveway! You either know it or you don’t (you’re either a breast fetishist or you’re NOT!). Darlene’s friend is already a good D or DD, easily. But when Darlene decides to level the playing field, and remove her friend’s shirt for her, you can clearly see that even a D pair isn’t good enough, not for me anyhow! I mean, it’s good if that’s the only option, but when they’re right next to a pair of 49DDDs, it’s no contest!

Darlene Lupone carwash

Darlene Lupone carwash

Darlene Lupone carwash

Darlene Lupone carwash

Claudia Marie’s carwash

Jump nearly 20 years forward and the setting is timeless: automobile, outside (where you wonder what the neighbors are thinking), a hose, and some big tits. This time, meet Claudia Marie, a 38DD whopper who broke into the industry over the past couple years as a MILF and singer for a band who unlike Darlene Lupone has a healthy appetite for sex and the willingness to expose it on camera for the rest of us to enjoy! Most impressively, I’ve always been appreciative of Claudia’s “Oh face”!

Claudia Marie's carwash

Like I said, normally Claudia’s scenes involve a male performer, but she will occasionally frequent a solo masturbatory theme, in this case cleaning her Hummer H3 so she can “drive it around the block a couple hundred times, just to waste gas… Fuck Al Gore”.

Smaller than Darlene but with more perk and firmness to her breasts, Claudia shows that it’s easy to leave the hose running when you’re distracted by pounds of soapy funbags:

Claudia Marie's carwash
Claudia Marie's carwash

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Chloe Vevrier and Kelly Madison get wet

Chloe Vevrier gets wet

Quite possibly the most seductive and sensuous big titted model of our time, considered a living goddess by this blogger, Chloe Vevrier’s all-natural beauty, 36GG breasts and curvaceous form have been a benchmark against which few others can compete with. She has an uncanny ability to turn any theme or scene, no matter how plain and simple, into a highly eroticized moment and environment. In this case a carwash scene with Kelly Madison of Pornfidelity acclaim shows that when you have two stacked ladies in daisy dukes and a bucket of suds, there’s no telling what will happen! Well, I guess it is somewhat predictable, and it’s called hot sex on the hood of the Rover!

Chloe Vevrier gets wet

Chloe Vevrier gets wet

Chloe Vevrier gets wet

Chloe Vevrier gets wet

Chloe Vevrier gets wet

Chloe Vevrier gets wet

I personally can’t get enough of Chloe’s 36GG tits, her archives span for many years!

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Scoreland and the Carwash

A longtime favorite of the Scoreland big boob empire, the carwash scene and accompanying soapy tits have been used to feature, among others, Kelly Kay, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Samantha and Sunshine, 42F, 36HH, 38G and 38F respectively!

Kelly Kay's carwash
Kelly Kay – yes, the top does come off (see video below!)

Kelly’s scene opens with a voyeuristic aerial view before moving in for the close-up where she decides to wipe herself down while she has the hose out!

Linsey Dawn's carwash
Linsey Dawn's carwash
Linsey cleans her pair of headlights!

Linsey’s swimsuit can’t contain her as she proceeds to clean a Score-plated classic Ford Mustang which includes some of the best images of boobs-pressed-to-glass I think I’ve ever seen!

Linsey Dawn's carwash

Linsey Dawn's carwash

Linsey Dawn's carwash

Linsey Dawn's carwash

Linsey Dawn's carwash

Linsey Dawn's carwash

Linsey Dawn's carwash

Linsey Dawn's carwash

Linsey Dawn's carwash

Linsey Dawn's carwash
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Samantha's carwash
Samantha gets wet!

Samantha gets right to the point, and even keeps a dildo in the glove compartment!

Samantha's carwash

Samantha's carwash

Samantha's carwash

Samantha's carwash

Samantha's carwash

Samantha's carwash

Sunshine's carwash
Sunshine’s technique for polishing the back end!

Sunshine’s boobs really are as big as headlights!

Sunshine's carwash

Sunshine's carwash

Sunshine's carwash

Sunshine's carwash

Sunshine's carwash

Sunshine's carwash

Sunshine's carwash

Sunshine's carwash

Sunshine's carwash

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Milena Velba’s bikewash

Not exactly a carwash, but more appropriately a bikewash, the massively meloned 38J Milena Velba took a rub at the carwash approach several years back:

Milena's carwash

Milena's carwash

Summer is Nigh

I can only wait now, and hope that this summer really is as HOT as these scenarios. And I hope that my post lends itself to the defense that women with large breasts really are best-suited to staff the world’s carwash facilities!

And now, finally, the VIDEO! A compilation video of some tits cleaning cars (so you can see just how deep my archives go!). Enjoy:

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(with a special washing, albeit not a carwash scene, at the end. Can you name those tits?)