During my un-announced hiatus that began around this time some two months back (did you see my new ‘archives‘ area? there’s a bit of a gap from the end of June to early July), the incredibly stacked and incredibly proud-of-her-stack Ms Vinyl Meow finally secured her own domain, although ever since it’s simply been “under construction”. Now maybe some others of you out there knew about her other websites, but I just stumbled upon her other domains, vinyl-meow.com and Amy Villainous. The latter is her personal makeup artist promo site, the former her forthcoming or already running but not so consistently updated shop and video blog. Neither of these should be confused with her VillainousGirl website.
Being the blogger and web-enthusiast that I am, I want to break some of this down and comment on it. There’s a lot one can do with the web: redirects, sub-domains, multiple databases running on one server, etc. I don’t expect Amy, Ms Vinyl Meow, to be incredibly adept with web technologies. I really don’t. She’s far too good of a model and a really skilled aesthetician/cosmetologist. But I am a little confused. Okay, the Amy Villainous website is a free thing hosted at wix, which is a free flash-based website builder. That makes sense that she would spend some time to make a nice-looking flash website to forward to her clients. My problem with that is flash is terrible for navigating (or indexing, for search) when an entire website is built with it – case in point navigate to page 3 of glamour then try to get back to view her Bio in one click; meanwhile, you’re constantly pressing the pause button on the music player that auto-plays with every page load. Then there’s the vinyl-meow.com site, which has a couple video blogs (one below) posted to it, which is nice. It’s nice to hear her speak and see her move, even if it hasn’t been updated since America’s birthday. This website also suggests it will have some sort of “shop” but there’s nothing yet available. And like I say all of this is not to be confused with her other domain, which will – her fans suspect – host her for-sale content including picture sets, calendars, etc., sometime in the near future, hopefully.
But I guess I’m confused because, given my recent evaluation that Sophie Dee does social media good, I wish I could say the same for Ms Vinyl Meow but I just can’t. Not yet anyhow. Too many empty links or construction splash pages simply drive my clicks elsewhere. I guess I’m extra critical of Amy because I really want her to succeed! I really admire her work, and I’d love to see more of her bosom doing substantial work. And I would suspect Amy is paying for the web-work, which makes me think I should really get into the trade of building blogs and social media for emerging buxom models. This is what actually led me to establish my own blog: I was building a website for a single model, when the contract fell through, then I thought, “ahh fuck it, I’ll start my own blog!” I feel like I’ve done the medium justice, and I’d like to get more involved with actual clients.
So yeah, I guess I’m putting it out there. Ms Vinyl Meow, or any other model for that matter, if you’re interested and want to work together, drop me a line. My rates are negotiable and I have a serious understanding and commitment to blogging and social media. And I can show you how to become more popular, and increase your fan base. It takes time, but it works.
Okay so I’ve been away. That much is clear. But I’ve returned in full capacity, so you can officially
Now of course where I was and what I was doing is a story longer than any book I’ve read, and I lived it. It wasn’t entirely unexpected, but even I was taken by surprise, and so my time was thin. Long story short, I helped a friend build a home. I have some engineering and construction experience in my past, so I was called in to help “advise” the project. My advisory role eventually led to helping with management of the project, which eventually led to an all-hands-on-deck involvement, including buying insurance to allow me to drive and handle some heavy tools and equipment – ah my past rekindled! I can’t believe that was over six weeks ago now. It’s amazing how much people can accomplish in such a short span of time. Yes I did have a certain amount of personal time, and at the onset I attempted to manage both this blog and my obligations to my clients. However shortly after the project began, the laptop I had taken with me died, complete with a puff of smoke. So that put a pretty obvious crimp on my ability to watch big tit porn and write reviews of emerging content by the likes of your and my favorite sponsors.
I sit here, having returned to my office, amazed at the plethora of content I now feel obligated to post, and the rampant perverted thoughts that have been circling through my mind for weeks on end now. And the industry has been busy. I hear Gianna Michaels has done anal, so I absolutely have to look into that.
Ms Vinyl Meow and her 38H breasts have gone and secured her own website, which unfortunately is still “under construction” (how 1999!):
Dors not only has a heavy handful and perky nipples, but she’s an all-around cutie too, complete with color! Colorful tattoos, colorful hair, colorful makeup. The type of model whom I really appreciate to see naked, but also yearn to peruse through her personal wardrobe, to be excited by her choice of fabrics and palettes.
Of course I’m not only into color and ink. I also admire a type of classical beauty, and while I was away I somewhat forgot about (or rather, had a vision in my mind but no image to admire) the soft and sensual approach of Lisa of Cosmid – all I can say is I’m in love all over again:
During my time away, not all was lost. My clients who are also my friends, guaranteed my sanity, and indeed I did have a whale of a time. Some of my adventures included getting a spectacular blowjob on the top deck of a private boat. Sure someone is bound to encounter the situation, but when the only people there are people you trust, you can continue about your business and enjoy the moment! I also got to enjoy my first titfuck with an African-American woman, a massively stacked BBW who was all mojo:
No that was not her, but the foot-long cleavage and intense look of carnal cravings in her eyes are very similar. And that might be the first time I’ve used my own cum as partial lube for my go-again sequential titfuck. Man that was a good evening.
I now have mounds of material to sift through. I’ll post as much as I can in the coming days. I can’t guarantee I’ll be able to make up for all my lost time, but I will do my best! I appreciate all the emails and comment forms that have been sent my way, some even asking if I was all right. Thank you for your concern. Of course my heart is still pumping, and my cock is still throbbing for more big tit action! Tonight I take a break from all of that, but I’ll leave you with some breasts to consider:
Maritza of Mexican Lust recently got fucked for being the naughty stepmother she is. Wait a minute. Stepmother? Does that mean she’s not the birth mother of the 36D-stacked and supposed daughter Silvia Loret? Are the titles of her photosets alluding to some emerging big tit narrative?
Petra of Boobstudy has some giant honkers, especially for her otherwise petite frame. But more-so she reminds me of a dear friend of mine, with the same nose and chin – my friend also has those two moles under her DDs, although Petra’s inverted nipple has my friend outclassed in terms of uniqueness!
And for the sake of boobs, here’s an absolutely stunning shot of Virginia Bell and her 48DDD black-and-white whoppers! Exactly the type of image you might find in Tachen’s Big Book of Breasts!
And here’s a random YouTube find. Girls will be girls.
Another great YouTube find, some of you might recognize this ad:
Germans are really fond of their boob, or busen stars. Her name is Eve Deluxe and she recently made an appearance on the Josof Show:
A sabbath day bonus for all my candid fans out there. Here’s a video of the positively thick (to paraphrase another well-known blog) Ms Vinyl Meow, a 25-year-old Memphis native and make-up artist who dabbles in goth culture and has built up a fairly strong fan base for her looks, her attitude, and notably her 47-30-45 frame and avowed sexual appetite including a love for pornography and a knowledge of contemporary big boob stars (including Busty Polish models).
I’ve been a fan of Vinyl for a loooooong time, and while I know there’s no need for her to pursue modeling or online exhibitionism above and beyond what she already offers, the fetishist in me can’t help but beg for more, especially after oggling her hourglass frame for a mere minute:
(and to my Google Reader RSS subscribers, I’m trying to figure out why my flash videos won’t embed properly! If anybody has any advice, please help. These videos show up in several other RSS readers for me fine, but Google Reader is breaking!)
