Posts Tagged ‘Nelli Roono’
Friday, January 20th, 2012
I’m not the first to publish these photos of Polish wunderboober Abbi Secraa, but I am the first to challenge her to actually arrest me – because I know I’d be more than likely to escape her cuffs. It’s a trick I learned long ago, and while advances have been made in bounding criminals (in the form of those nylon zip ties, very sophisticated hardware), I’m certain with the right pick-tools I could escape. Now! If she were to bound me with the ridiculously ginormous 54L bosom, that’s another story! That’s a trap I might not only not escape from, but I very well might subject myself to being suffocated under, just for the opportunity of feeling the pressure from those monster big boobs on my person – she need not even read me my Miranda Rights.
Saturday, October 24th, 2009
Does anybody know where Nelli Roono and her monster “NR-cup” natural boobies have disappeared to? Don’t tell me she was a one-hit wonder – and a wonder she was! There was too much tease, too much build-up, too much anticipation over at BustyPL for her to disappear so shortly after her top first became see-through and then finally was taken off completely, exposing her gigantic natural bosom. I hope she is in good health, and nothing serious is holding her back from modeling again. Maybe you know something more than me?
Sunday, March 8th, 2009
Nelli Roono‘s latest contribution to the busty Polish website busty.pl (is there an echo in here?) will require you to grab the nearest bottle of Johnson’s baby oil. This is not only for your own self-fondling benefit, but will elevate you mentally to feel as though you are truly participating in the application of oil-slick to Nelli’s humongous hooters. Your average 14 fluid ounce bottle will be depleted approximately a third by the time you are done with Nelli, due to the almost unbelievable size of her all-naturals – I mean at this point we’re talking JJ-cup!
Ever since Nelli lifted her shirt and let those puppies flop out, the mystique surrounding her has slowly diminished (can you believe that was nearly one year ago today?). Not to say she has diminished by any measure – in fact her tits have only gotten bigger since! What I mean is that people are no longer asking, “Are they real?” Remember her breakthrough content was clandestine, her breasts hidden under draped fabric and employing tricky angles. Her early work was also a little stiff. It took a couple of months for her to become comfortable being an object of desire for big boob fetishists. Since then (again, it’s been nearly a year!) however she has clearly started to mature, and she appears to be very comfortable modeling now, her eyes speaking in absence of her vocal chords and her hands playing a larger role in gesturing towards the camera and fondling her funbags. This elevation of maturity and professionalism on Nelli’s part has replaced the lost-mystique of yesteryear and solidified Nelli as a serious contender in the big boob arena. I’m personally also a fan of her recent transition to a curled hairdo, which I’m certain plays some part influencing my current re-admiration for her.
Enjoy the screen grabs and the shortest, sweetest teaser video below. Then sign up to Busty.pl and grab that bottle of baby oil – Nelli needs your assistance!
PS – the post title actually comes from the video. You’ll have to see it to believe it. I love porn that is self-aware like Busty.pl!
Sunday, July 20th, 2008
I know this one has already been making the rounds, but I guess having a history being one of the first to report of the massively stacked “NR-cup” Nelli Roono makes me feel I have a certain blogging ethical obligation to continue this convention… plus, who else has video like Hiboobs (not to mention this video is much much much better than her previous one, this black top contrasting nicely with her pale Polish skin – although her wet tshirt video might still be my favorite thus far).
As the title of this post would suggest, no, that is not an optical illusion, a morph, or a manipulated lens of any kind. That is Nelli’s all-natural attributes, in all her overwhelming and suffocating (when you stick your head into her cleavage, don’t forget to breathe!) form. WOW. I reckon that cleavage to measure 15″! Watch for yourself:
click here to see Nelli Roono at BustyPL
Monday, June 9th, 2008
We broke the news with an image, finally acquired some slow-mo video that showed the overwhelming size and sway, stepped it up a notch by pouring some liquid on her tee to get a transparent glimpse at the chesty wonders of Nelli Roono, and now – FINALLY! – the world can gawk and gasp as Nelli Roono lifts up her shirt and reveals what “NR cup” exactly stands for: MASSIVE TITS!
You’ll have to see it to believe it, of course. But believe it: these melons are the real deal, and they’re bloody BIG! Big as pillows – Nelli proves this by grabbing some pillows off the bed and smothering her breasts with them. Or was it the pillows got smothered by her breasts (as I would like to be!). I’m ranting. I’m ridiculous. I’m at a loss for words! But one thing is certain, that Nelli is now with us for the long haul, and will likely be revealing more and more in the days and months to come! Check back here for updates and as soon as any shirts get lifted, oil gets poured, or boobs get bench-pressed we’ll be ready to report!
full clip, 3 mins, available at BustyPL:
click here to see Nelli Roono at BustyPL
Sunday, May 25th, 2008
it’s not that there’s a lack of news going on in the Big Boob Blogosphere at the moment, and I hope it doesn’t suggest that there’s a tendency to merely report residual or repetitive content, but rather I feel that this lady is so impressive, so big-chested, so unique that anything revolving around the “NR-cup” sized model Nelli Roono I immediately feel ethically responsible to write about! I’m hoping to make up for lapses this past week in posting with some new features and additions to the overall architecture of this blog, but for the time being enjoy this new video from Boobs.pl which shows Nelli in a slowly wetting tee-shirt, the oils penetrating the fabric poured from some off-screen hand-and-bottle, putting you and me in a very real voyeuristic position – hey, I like to watch okay!
So sit back and watch in wonder, while we collectively gawk and wait for Nelli to eventually remove her top and expose those massive wonders. My criticisms of her previous video have been voided with the release of this video, I will absolutely settle for an oil-wet tee whose sheer just barely exposes her nipples and contours the ripples in her breasts as she sways them back and forth and back and oh my god just watch!
Video:
click here to see Nelli Roono at BustyPL
Saturday, May 17th, 2008
I reported on her over a month back, and she’s already made the rounds all over the boob-blogosphere, but can you say “Hiboobs”? No one does video of boobs like hiboobs! It’s our dedication, our perseverance, our understanding that sometimes pictures just aren’t enough (especially considering the very nature of breasts, to flow, sway, flop, be squeezed, droop, and smack together!).
As such I present you with this little treat, a 30-second teaser (from a 5:30 clip!) of the new sensation Nelli Roono, whom I still suspect to be an elite member of the JJ club.
My only criticism of the clip is that while I can appreciate the thought of having Nelli in my bed, on her back, tits swaying whichever way the motion of the ocean decides, I would have much rather appreciated more of her upright, walking around the room, teasing the camera face-on. There are a couple of takes of her doing such, but they’re too rough and quick, and the camerawork a bit awkward. I’m sure the fine folk at BustyPL will do her justice – what can I say I’m eager for what I’m eager for, and I want more of Nelli towering above me, leaning over me, smothering me with her breasts (what can I say I’m a fetishist!).
click here to see Nelli Roono at BustyPL
